Author Topic: 5 word story (Read 72426 times)

Ice_Eagle · « **on:** June 04, 2006, 03:35:27 PM »

Remember this one? Let's start all over.

Once someone saw a cat

PS: That's my signature at the bottom of my post, btw. It isn't part of the post.

Mr. K · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:14:48 PM »

who was very, very insane.

Chmera · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:35:07 PM »

The cat told them to

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:41:47 PM »

run around the whole world.

Chmera · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:43:50 PM »

And wear a smock.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:45:10 PM »

It took the others 14

Chmera · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2006, 08:27:49 PM »

years to work out how.

Mr. K · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2006, 08:40:31 PM »

Scientists were bewildered about it.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2006, 10:22:04 PM »

One month later, they ran

Isu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2006, 11:27:09 PM »

into an Elvis Presley impersonator

Mr. K · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2006, 11:49:25 PM »

who was really George Bush

Isu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2006, 12:37:54 AM »

Dressing up for the Alqueda

Mr. K · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2006, 12:40:16 AM »

"Family Reunion". We KNEW it!!!!

Isu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2006, 12:49:36 AM »

"that explains a lot," said

Mr. K · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2006, 02:18:59 AM »

a Democratic motorcycle, who promptly

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2006, 03:30:46 AM »

attacked the Republic motorcycle with

Isu · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2006, 06:22:39 AM »

An old rusty crowbar. Crikey

Chmera · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2006, 04:07:19 PM »

! Yelled a random Australian guy.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2006, 10:57:53 PM »

He ran around in heptagons.

Isu · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2006, 09:35:42 AM »

Then he just remembered something,

Mr. K · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2006, 10:46:25 AM »

He'd left the gas on!

Isu · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2006, 02:56:44 PM »

Although, by now his house

Chmera · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:08:50 PM »

would explode if the light

Mr. K · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2006, 09:30:55 PM »

got any brighter. It did.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2006, 03:16:41 AM »

All the remains were melting

Isu · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2006, 04:58:21 PM »

in a twisted unreal manner.

Chmera · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:06:43 PM »

The aforementioned cat ate it.

Isu · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2006, 08:02:09 PM »

However, this was irrelevant because

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #28 on:** June 09, 2006, 12:48:26 AM »

the cat's insides melted too.

Chmera · « **Reply #29 on:** June 10, 2006, 10:06:09 AM »

The cat melted entirely, filling

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #30 on:** June 10, 2006, 03:43:23 PM »

up all the holes on

Chmera · « **Reply #31 on:** June 10, 2006, 05:16:22 PM »

a seive. Some planet exploded

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2006, 03:47:04 AM »

and the remains shot everywhere.

Chmera · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2006, 10:25:15 AM »

The pieces hit Ice_Eagle's planet,

Isu · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2006, 02:29:03 PM »

who then made a declaration

Chmera · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2006, 06:08:55 PM »

of war against some weird

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2006, 06:10:38 PM »

lemmings in weird lemming ships.

Isu · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2006, 06:51:49 PM »

This was because the Godfather

Chmera · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:37:06 PM »

was weird. The Rocky Horror

(Show)

Isu · « **Reply #39 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:24:03 PM »

format lost it's concept, so

Chmera · « **Reply #40 on:** June 13, 2006, 07:56:04 PM »

All the fans killed themselves.

Mr. K · « **Reply #41 on:** June 13, 2006, 09:19:53 PM »

Then, many funerals were arranged.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #42 on:** June 13, 2006, 09:43:35 PM »

All of them in one

Chmera · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2006, 09:17:58 PM »

huge show in a theatre.

Mr. K · « **Reply #44 on:** June 14, 2006, 09:19:58 PM »

...No simple theater-- An IMAX!

Chmera · « **Reply #45 on:** June 15, 2006, 03:13:55 PM »

The creator was there, too!

( XD )

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #46 on:** June 15, 2006, 08:40:52 PM »

How surprising. But a candle

Mr. K · « **Reply #47 on:** June 15, 2006, 08:44:22 PM »

lit itself and began flying.

Chmera · « **Reply #48 on:** June 16, 2006, 10:14:58 AM »

Someone squirted it with water

Mr. K · « **Reply #49 on:** June 16, 2006, 02:50:30 PM »

And it suffered horrible torture.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2006, 05:27:34 PM »

But, unexpectedly, a smoke detector

Isu · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2006, 08:11:39 PM »

came and saved the day.

Mr. K · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2006, 11:08:02 PM »

And they lived happily-- wait....

Isu · « **Reply #53 on:** June 18, 2006, 07:47:10 PM »

What happened to "ever after"?

Mr. K · « **Reply #54 on:** June 18, 2006, 09:16:02 PM »

We have to find out!

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2006, 04:48:42 AM »

Suddenly, a forklift appeared randomly.

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2006, 11:56:45 AM »

This caused a big banana

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2006, 01:12:17 PM »

to fall on the forklift

Isu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 24, 2006, 08:22:39 PM »

, having a big effect on

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #59 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:48:02 AM »

the banana. Suddenly, it disintegrated.

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #60 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:24:36 AM »

The ashes were blown away

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #61 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:25:34 AM »

into a Lemmings 3D level

Isu · « **Reply #62 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:13:45 PM »

and it acted like a

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #63 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:33:32 PM »

monster. Some of the ashes

Isu · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:36:54 PM »

formed into ungodly figures that

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:38:20 PM »

look like the mutant Beast.

Isu · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:39:31 PM »

The Mutant beast slobbered over

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #67 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:41:02 PM »

and accidentally destroyed the level.

Isu · « **Reply #68 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:41:58 PM »

This angered the Creator, who

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #69 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:43:30 PM »

had his aide shoot Beast.

Isu · « **Reply #70 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:46:08 PM »

However, the shot didn't work,

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #71 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:46:38 PM »

and Beast killed the aide.

Isu · « **Reply #72 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:48:53 PM »

This made the Creator extremely

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #73 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:50:45 PM »

angry. He tried to kill

Isu · « **Reply #74 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:53:16 PM »

The Mutant Beast himself, although

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #75 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:54:10 PM »

the Creator was 74 years

Isu · « **Reply #76 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:55:19 PM »

past the time of when

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #77 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:55:51 PM »

Lemmings was created. Beast suddenly

Isu · « **Reply #78 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:58:02 PM »

disintegrated, because the Creator rubbed

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #79 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:58:41 PM »

a magic coin that causes

Isu · « **Reply #80 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:59:50 PM »

the erasure of the drawing

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #81 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:00:31 PM »

. Poor Beast. Suddenly, Professor Xavier

Isu · « **Reply #82 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:02:20 PM »

did a Mindmeld of the

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #83 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:03:44 PM »

Beast, and proceeded to attack

Isu · « **Reply #84 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:05:01 PM »

the Creator. A full blown

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #85 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:06:17 PM »

psychic power from Professor Xavier

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #86 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:37:48 AM »

sliced off the Creator's head

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #87 on:** June 26, 2006, 03:21:50 PM »

, sending it into the bathroom.

Isu · « **Reply #88 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:56:37 PM »

Then, after flushing the head

Lemika · « **Reply #89 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:59:43 PM »

down the drain, strange things

Isu · « **Reply #90 on:** June 26, 2006, 07:04:23 PM »

started happening, for example, The

Lemika · « **Reply #91 on:** June 26, 2006, 07:07:21 PM »

sky turned black and ash

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #92 on:** June 26, 2006, 08:35:36 PM »

covered the whole world. Then

Lemika · « **Reply #93 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:24:33 PM »

enourmous spaceships began to land

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #94 on:** June 27, 2006, 12:34:50 AM »

in Japan, New York and

Isu · « **Reply #95 on:** June 27, 2006, 08:08:24 AM »

Sumbrosia. The Sumbrosians did not

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #96 on:** June 27, 2006, 01:24:28 PM »

like this, and started shooting.

Isu · « **Reply #97 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:22:41 PM »

However, there were no hits

Lemika · « **Reply #98 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:55:38 PM »

ordered on the perpetrators. Instead

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #99 on:** June 27, 2006, 04:10:48 PM »

, people from Italy threw pizzas

Isu · « **Reply #100 on:** June 27, 2006, 06:04:22 PM »

and accidentaly hit the tower

Lemika · « **Reply #101 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:38:50 AM »

of Pisa, which collapsed. Hordes

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #102 on:** June 28, 2006, 02:17:56 AM »

of cars from the movie

Lemika · « **Reply #103 on:** June 30, 2006, 07:34:06 PM »

by that name descended upon

Isu · « **Reply #104 on:** June 30, 2006, 08:34:08 PM »

the Sumbrosians. Then the cars

Mr. K · « **Reply #105 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:34:15 AM »

revealed themselves as M.J. impersonators!

Isu · « **Reply #106 on:** July 01, 2006, 07:00:33 PM »

The Sumbrosians were stunned, and

Lemika · « **Reply #107 on:** July 05, 2006, 05:00:12 PM »

horrified. They pulled out the

Isu · « **Reply #108 on:** July 05, 2006, 08:44:22 PM »

David Morrisley stick, then ran.

Lemika · « **Reply #109 on:** July 06, 2006, 06:57:06 PM »

As they ran, they tripped

Chmera · « **Reply #110 on:** July 06, 2006, 08:33:58 PM »

over a huge boulder. They

Lemika · « **Reply #111 on:** July 06, 2006, 09:34:37 PM »

fell flat on their faces.

Timballisto · « **Reply #112 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:18:04 AM »

Then a can was opened.

Lemika · « **Reply #113 on:** August 24, 2006, 05:56:17 PM »

Strange poisonous fumes poured out

Isu · « **Reply #114 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:14:14 PM »

and poisoned most of the

Chmera · « **Reply #115 on:** September 18, 2006, 04:47:58 PM »

population of the planet Zogg.

Lemika · « **Reply #116 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:05:26 PM »

The catastrophe made the news,

Liebatron · « **Reply #117 on:** September 24, 2006, 05:20:22 PM »

even on earth, where nobody

Lemika · « **Reply #118 on:** September 25, 2006, 07:29:46 PM »

really cared a bit, except

Timballisto · « **Reply #119 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:35:28 PM »

a nerd obsessed with Zogg.

Lemika · « **Reply #120 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:21:32 PM »

His fellows derided him. Angry,

Isu · « **Reply #121 on:** October 03, 2006, 01:11:50 AM »

disgusted fellows they were, and

Lemika · « **Reply #122 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:26:56 PM »

he grew to loathe them.

Liebatron · « **Reply #123 on:** October 04, 2006, 12:24:42 PM »

But all of their efforts...

Lemika · « **Reply #124 on:** October 04, 2006, 06:34:42 PM »

were for naught, as he

Isu · « **Reply #125 on:** October 04, 2006, 09:16:01 PM »

used "nerd power". it supposedly

Liebatron · « **Reply #126 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:27:19 PM »

blew up whatever the user

Tim · « **Reply #127 on:** October 05, 2006, 01:44:44 PM »

of the computer game built,

Timballisto · « **Reply #128 on:** October 05, 2006, 07:28:02 PM »

so the computer always won.

Lemika · « **Reply #129 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:15:59 PM »

People mocked him for that,

Liebatron · « **Reply #130 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:28:16 AM »

and he was ashamed :embarassed:.Nobody

Lemika · « **Reply #131 on:** October 07, 2006, 05:20:45 AM »

thought to ask him why

Isu · « **Reply #132 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:18:22 PM »

he didn't join the Anama.

Lemika · « **Reply #133 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:13:39 PM »

So they never knew. He

Timballisto · « **Reply #134 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:07:39 PM »

started using starting troops only

Tim · « **Reply #135 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:26:21 AM »

to attack his comrades sneakily,

Lemika · « **Reply #136 on:** October 10, 2006, 06:30:17 PM »

As the last of his

Chmera · « **Reply #137 on:** October 14, 2006, 05:25:59 PM »

enemies had died, painfully. Weirdos

Lemika · « **Reply #138 on:** October 15, 2006, 03:59:03 AM »

crawled in off the streets

Chmera · « **Reply #139 on:** October 15, 2006, 12:55:31 PM »

to cheer. He couldn't surprise

Liebatron · « **Reply #140 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:56:43 AM »

any of them so he

Lemika · « **Reply #141 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:03:22 PM »

settled for spiking their drinks.

Isu · « **Reply #142 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:57:25 PM »

However, his inexperience in this

Lemika · « **Reply #143 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:28:14 PM »

led to disaster as they

Timballisto · « **Reply #144 on:** October 21, 2006, 03:08:08 PM »

swiftly clubbed his head. When

Tim · « **Reply #145 on:** October 21, 2006, 03:53:15 PM »

the freak woke up, lemmings

Lemika · « **Reply #146 on:** October 21, 2006, 05:34:55 PM »

were standing around him in

Timballisto · « **Reply #147 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:16:04 PM »

green shirts and blue orange

Lemika · « **Reply #148 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:34:55 PM »

trousers, holding gardening implements and

Timballisto · « **Reply #149 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:33:05 PM »

several obstacles of varying size.

Lemika · « **Reply #150 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:49:00 PM »

He held out a hand

Timballisto · « **Reply #151 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:10:41 PM »

and was met with obstacles.

Lemika · « **Reply #152 on:** October 25, 2006, 09:35:51 PM »

The Lemmings snarled as one,

Chmera · « **Reply #153 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:51:15 PM »

and ate his face with

Lemika · « **Reply #154 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:28:19 PM »

awful precision. Bits of bloody

Isu · « **Reply #155 on:** November 09, 2006, 02:09:38 PM »

objects were found at the

Lemika · « **Reply #156 on:** November 10, 2006, 09:15:09 PM »

scene of the crime. Detectives

Liebatron · « **Reply #157 on:** November 13, 2006, 11:43:55 PM »

didn't care. it was their

Lemika · « **Reply #158 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:18:17 PM »

day to shine, and they

Liebatron · « **Reply #159 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:05:31 AM »

did. IT WAS WIERD! Elsewhere,

Lemika · « **Reply #160 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:58:42 PM »

people remarked on the strange

Chmera · « **Reply #161 on:** November 18, 2006, 02:12:04 PM »

glowing detectives surrounding the city.

Lemika · « **Reply #162 on:** November 19, 2006, 05:42:05 AM »

Tourists gathered to take snapshots,

Liebatron · « **Reply #163 on:** November 24, 2006, 05:23:08 PM »

and the detectives became self-conscious.

Lemika · « **Reply #164 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:39:46 PM »

They retreated to the safety

Chmera · « **Reply #165 on:** December 24, 2006, 09:29:08 PM »

of an elephant, and shot

(EDIT: TOTPD!

)

Lemika · « **Reply #166 on:** December 28, 2006, 07:49:51 PM »

each other to happy music.

Chmera · « **Reply #167 on:** December 29, 2006, 02:04:44 PM »

Someone told the cops, who

Lemika · « **Reply #168 on:** December 30, 2006, 08:50:01 AM »

scrambled some of their best

MattKamineko · « **Reply #169 on:** December 30, 2006, 09:15:38 AM »

eggs into a large pan

Lemika · « **Reply #170 on:** December 31, 2006, 06:32:20 AM »

and drizzled lighter fluid over

Isu · « **Reply #171 on:** January 05, 2007, 08:10:03 PM »

the washing machine. It turned

Lemika · « **Reply #172 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:00:05 PM »

rather green and spat out

Liebatron · « **Reply #173 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:20:48 PM »

many mildly miffed, multicolored Mallards.

Lemika · « **Reply #174 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:06:55 PM »

The cops were horrified, and

MattKamineko · « **Reply #175 on:** January 11, 2007, 04:55:47 AM »

promptly requested the help of

Lemika · « **Reply #176 on:** January 11, 2007, 06:48:32 AM »

the army. They were denied

Chmera · « **Reply #177 on:** January 27, 2007, 04:23:46 AM »

access to all orange cheese

Lemika · « **Reply #178 on:** January 27, 2007, 05:44:44 AM »

and told that they should

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #179 on:** March 05, 2007, 12:47:34 AM »

go to China and never

Lemika · « **Reply #180 on:** March 07, 2007, 09:35:26 PM »

return. This angered them, so

Timballisto · « **Reply #181 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:17:00 AM »

they ate more bricks. Too

Lemika · « **Reply #182 on:** March 26, 2007, 07:30:38 PM »

many bricks. They began to

Timballisto · « **Reply #183 on:** April 29, 2007, 08:54:18 PM »

start to become redundant. A

Lemika · « **Reply #184 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:33:55 AM »

man in a cheap suit

Timballisto · « **Reply #185 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:20:21 PM »

said something. A star was

Lemika · « **Reply #186 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:14:11 PM »

lighting up the night sky,

Timballisto · « **Reply #187 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:09:47 AM »

but it exploded. Yip yips

Lemika · « **Reply #188 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:55:22 AM »

were heard near and far,

Timballisto · « **Reply #189 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:45:11 PM »

and they went, "Yip yip

Lemika · « **Reply #190 on:** May 13, 2007, 09:46:49 PM »

yip!" at all hours. A

Timballisto · « **Reply #191 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:56:22 AM »

meteor came and decided that

Lemika · « **Reply #192 on:** May 15, 2007, 09:18:21 PM »

now would be a good

Liebatron · « **Reply #193 on:** May 19, 2007, 01:38:44 AM »

time for a catastrophic, unimaginable

Lemika · « **Reply #194 on:** May 19, 2007, 06:17:44 AM »

disaster. It flew through the

Chmera · « **Reply #195 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:38:58 PM »

sky, singing a happy song

Lemika · « **Reply #196 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:58:58 PM »

about desolation and murder as

Chmera · « **Reply #197 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:01:24 PM »

it blew up the planet.

Lemika · « **Reply #198 on:** June 30, 2007, 06:37:05 AM »

Later, as the debris settled,

Chmera · « **Reply #199 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:23:37 PM »

they sung songs too, looking

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