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Offline namida

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Three Word Story
« on: July 07, 2004, 11:26:14 PM »
Well... lets continue it here. What we already have is too long to post all of it here, so the last bit of it was:

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I like pizzas! (To die). Right. There was dirt. LOTS of dirt. It all barfed slugs on chickens. A hamburger hopped over a cliff. It crashed into a question mark. "Questionmarks suck!" said Shrek. He ate his donkey's crap. Just joking - Shrek ate
CAT crap. And then died. Then Steaver died. Timballisto was tortured because of Trigenometry, and it hurt. And 5x^3+341-9x equalled 4, so X equalled IceEagle's doom. The oceans burned. Its became part stupid, and died.

"Remove bad words!" IceEagle said. But... but... I dunno. But... NO-ONE CARED! No-one cared? NO!!!

Then the mountains moved to Lemmingsville. My cat ate.

"Always about yourself!!!!" said IceEagle, pissed.

Then his jeans murdered him. Finally. They became shorts, finally destroying IceEagle. Just kidding, guys!

IceEagle was captured by R2D2's mother. Steaver scolded him. It didn't work. IceEagle found the key to escape. However, a chicken ate the key. This caused an icky-little-boy-who-eats-icky-stuff-and-lots-of-yucky-yucky-stuff to get a cock infection. He has SARS(solutive alendratic syphonto), so people avoided obliterating antidisestablishmenterianist elephants.

His DNA is a refridgerator box. It has food, but no drinks. Is he... alien? No, just stupid.

IceEagle yelled "Timballisto, enough bad words!" "(F Word)!" yelled Steaver370. "I'm leaving now!" said a (Cu Word).
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 03:24:04 PM »
Actually, I think we should start over.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2004, 11:15:50 PM »
guy who wasn't

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2004, 11:26:02 PM »
banned from eating...
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2004, 11:59:36 PM »
Okay then. I'll start:

"Hello!" said a...
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2004, 02:10:33 AM »
pickles that eat............

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2004, 05:08:10 AM »
nothing. This caused...
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2004, 08:29:14 AM »
a gobal raising

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2004, 01:42:40 PM »
of black flags.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2004, 03:55:05 PM »
Now the elected...

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2004, 05:48:56 PM »
High Chancelor of

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2004, 06:11:56 PM »
Lemmingland went to

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2004, 07:04:17 PM »
buy some soda.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2004, 07:25:50 PM »
"It's earwax flavored!"

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2004, 07:33:16 PM »
said an ugly