Round 7 - Results!1. Name a member (not the Quizmaster) who is not participating in this round! (-0.5 points penalty if member ends up participating.)
Adam (1) - Clam, NaOH, Ramon
Giga (2/3) - mobius, Gronkling
Insane Steve (2/3) - Simon, RubiX
namida (2/3) - ccx, geoo
Prob Lem (1/3) - Akseli
2. Name a utensil useful for eating!
Fork (1) - Clam, NaOH, mobius, Simon, Gronkling, Akseli, RubiX, ccx
Spoon (1/8) - geoo
nutcracker (1/8) - Ramon
Maybe people considered the spoon essential rather than just useful? In the soup kitchen the spoon is the go-to tool if you don't want to end up hungry, only beaten by the ladle allowing to devour the soup even faster!
3. How do you address (i.e. call him/her to get their attention) a person unfamiliar to you if you don't know their name?
sir (1) - NaOH, ccx, geoo
excuse me (1) - Simon, Gronkling, Akseli
(hey) butthead (1/3) - mobius
(hey) pigface (1/3) - Ramon
(hey) man (1/3) - RubiX
hey (1/3) - clam
When I wrote the question I was really going for a noun referring to the person you address, but it seems the question wasn't quite clear, as ccx also elaborated on in a paragraph in his answer submission.
4. Name a cold place.
Antarctica (5) - Clam, NaOH, Akseli, geoo, RubiX
Adam's shoulder (1/5) - mobius
North Pole (1/5) - Simon
Space (1/5) - Gronkling
Finland (1/5) - ccx
fridge (1/5) - Ramon
mobius answer is oddly appropriate and quite creative.
5. Name an important ingredient for making cookies.
flour (1) - Clam, NaOH, Simon, Ramon, Akseli, RubiX, ccx, geoo
sugar (1/8) - mobius
chocolate chips (1/8) - Gronkling
6. If you were granted one super power of your choice, what super power would you wish for?
flight (1) - Clam, Simon, mobius, Ramon, Akseli, RubiX, geoo
shapeshifting (2/7) - NaOH, Gronkling
time manipulation (1/7) - ccx
I have to say the most useful superpower I've come up with for me is teleportation (many times I'd wish for that to be possible, while I can't say the same about flight), but I expected flight to be popular. My favourite answer though is Ramon's (before taking a bribe) 'Completing the Lix Community Level Pack'.
7. Name something one can say about your mom.
She's a good cook (1) - Clam
She is my mom (1) - NaOH
I love you (1) - mobius
She's great (1) - Simon (changed from 'She's female', which would have been a winner here)
She's cool (1) - Gronkling (in reference to question 4?)
She's fat [not even remotely accurate of course, but decent chances for feud purposes?
] (1) - ccx
She looks like me (1) - Akseli
She's female (1) - Ramon
She's old (1) - geoo (in reference to Clam insulting the quizmaster with that two rounds ago, thought it would be a good middle ground between saying something nice and saying she's fat)
She's nice (1) - RubiX
A lot of people complimenting their mom, or going for a quasi-tautology, rather than going for the
obvious answer 'She's fat'. Afraid your mom is stalking you on the forums?
8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side (1) - Clam, NaOH, Simon, Gronkling, Akseli, RubiX, ccx, geoo
To secure the existance of this pitiful question (1/8) - Ramon
Did the chicken cross the road? Did it cross it with a toad? Yes! the chicken crossed the road, but why---I've not been told. (1/8) - mobius
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.Here's what various scientist think about this question:
https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad9. Here's what's been going on behind the scenes for question 5-8 (not much, really):
Akseli: I offer [0,05] to anyone for changing their answer to Question [7] to [She looks like me]. I accept any bribes above and including [0,05] for question [6].
Clam: I offer 0.10 to anyone for changing their answer to Question 7 to "She's a good cook". I accept any bribes above and including 0.15 for question 7.
Ramon: I won't bribe anybody but I'll take any bribe I can get.
mobius: I offer 0.3 to anyone for changing their answer on Question 6 to "flight" or "flying". I accept no bribes.
Simon: Bribe 0.06 to whoever changes the answer of Q7 to "she is great". Accept bribes of 0.51 or higher to Q5, Q6, Q8.
NaOH: I offer for 0.001 points anybody willing to change Question 5 to flour. I accept any bribes above but not including 0.5 points for all relevant questions.
geoo: I offer 0.10 to anyone for changing their answer to Question 7 to "She's old". I accept any bribes above and including 0.20 for questions 5, 6 and 7.
RubiX, ccx and Gronkling are not corrupt. Gronkling: "IM A GOOD COP"
Only benign bribes (i.e. asking to change your answer to something popular), so taking bribes was a good way to get some extra cash.
Best offers:
Q5: 0.001 by NaOH for changing answer to 'flour'. Accepted by Ramon who changes his answer from 'Cookie jar' to 'flour'.
Q6: 0.3 by mobius for changing answer to 'flight'. Accepted by Akseli, geoo (doesn't affect answer) and Ramon who changes his answer from 'Completing the Lix Community Level Pack' to 'flour'.
Q7: 0.1 by geoo and Clam each for "she's old"/"she's a good cook" respectively, but by the rules these offers cancel out.
Q8: No offers.
Clam and geoo had a good strategy going here considering the answers to Q7 were completely scattered, but failed in the execution (going for 0.11 wouldn't have been that far off now, would it?)
Net gain: +0.301 Ramon, +0.3 Akseli, +0.3 geoo, -0.001 NaOH, -0.9 mobius.
Final Results:
1 Akseli 7.63
2 Clam 7.33
3 NaOH 7.28
4 geoo 7.09
5 RubiX 7.00
6 Simon 6.87
7 ccexplore 6.01
8 Gronkling 5.28
9 Ramon 5.08
10 möbius 3.55
A very tight race with the first 6 players less than a point apart, but in the end Akseli emerges victorious for the second time in a row, getting ahead of Clam by taking a bribe.