After rereading this post, I apologise for anything that I say that you my find offensive, it wasn't intentional.
Forgive me for not knowing about a character from an old cartoon show
that nobody's probably ever heard of. that I've never heard of.
Awight then, how'd this sound:
*I open the door*
Me: Hello?
Space Ghost: Hello, I'm the Space Ghost.
Me: Who?
Space Ghost: The Space Ghost.
Me: I'm sorry, I only talk to characters that
I know exist, good day
*I close the door*
*sends The same thing as I sent last time to the next posters house*