Title: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on May 25, 2009, 08:14:51 PM
Post by: Dullstar on May 25, 2009, 08:14:51 PM
Same thing as the three word story, with five words instead of three per post.
Let's get started.
The trapdoor opened, sending lemmings
Let's get started.
The trapdoor opened, sending lemmings
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Post by: The Doctor on May 26, 2009, 11:40:37 PM
Post by: The Doctor on May 26, 2009, 11:40:37 PM
all over the show! Strangely, (...)
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Post by: Adam on May 26, 2009, 11:49:39 PM
Post by: Adam on May 26, 2009, 11:49:39 PM
...they were jumping out in...
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Post by: Dullstar on May 27, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
Post by: Dullstar on May 27, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
a dead crocodile's left foot.
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Post by: The Doctor on May 28, 2009, 09:05:44 AM
Post by: The Doctor on May 28, 2009, 09:05:44 AM
One of them looked (...)
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Post by: Clam on May 28, 2009, 09:12:22 AM
Post by: Clam on May 28, 2009, 09:12:22 AM
up and said "hey, it's
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Post by: The Doctor on May 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Post by: The Doctor on May 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Colin Mochrie!" It was so (...)
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Post by: Dullstar on May 29, 2009, 05:24:10 AM
Post by: Dullstar on May 29, 2009, 05:24:10 AM
stupid that Chuck Norris laughed.
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Post by: The Doctor on May 29, 2009, 09:40:10 AM
Post by: The Doctor on May 29, 2009, 09:40:10 AM
But nevertheless, both (...)
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Post by: Dullstar on May 30, 2009, 02:58:20 AM
Post by: Dullstar on May 30, 2009, 02:58:20 AM
decided to fall asleep miserably. 
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Post by: Clam on May 30, 2009, 05:04:27 AM
Post by: Clam on May 30, 2009, 05:04:27 AM
The lemmings thought this was
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Post by: The Doctor on May 30, 2009, 08:40:39 AM
Post by: The Doctor on May 30, 2009, 08:40:39 AM
a cause for celebration, so (...)
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on May 30, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
Post by: Dullstar on May 30, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
it woke up and pulled
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Post by: Lemika on May 31, 2009, 02:02:51 AM
Post by: Lemika on May 31, 2009, 02:02:51 AM
a toy sword out of
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Post by: The Doctor on May 31, 2009, 02:22:32 AM
Post by: The Doctor on May 31, 2009, 02:22:32 AM
a box marked "Pandora", which (...)
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Post by: Dullstar on May 31, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Post by: Dullstar on May 31, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
he then threw at Darth
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Post by: Lemika on June 01, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Post by: Lemika on June 01, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Revan. This had very little
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Post by: The Doctor on June 01, 2009, 09:29:29 AM
Post by: The Doctor on June 01, 2009, 09:29:29 AM
impact on any of today's (...)
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Post by: Dullstar on June 02, 2009, 12:53:24 AM
Post by: Dullstar on June 02, 2009, 12:53:24 AM
civilisation. Remember, it's Darth Vader!
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Post by: namida on June 06, 2009, 10:43:22 AM
Post by: namida on June 06, 2009, 10:43:22 AM
However, some fish didn't agree.
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Post by: Dullstar on June 06, 2009, 07:15:36 PM
Post by: Dullstar on June 06, 2009, 07:15:36 PM
Those fish proceeded to barf.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on June 07, 2009, 09:49:53 AM
Post by: namida on June 07, 2009, 09:49:53 AM
Their maths skills were poor,...
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on June 07, 2009, 10:43:08 PM
Post by: Dullstar on June 07, 2009, 10:43:08 PM
and Ms. Taylor got ticked.
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Post by: The Doctor on June 08, 2009, 06:47:25 AM
Post by: The Doctor on June 08, 2009, 06:47:25 AM
Mmm, poisson au vin tastes (...)
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on June 08, 2009, 07:24:18 AM
Post by: namida on June 08, 2009, 07:24:18 AM
palyica ouin sus ec vyd.
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Post by: The Doctor on June 08, 2009, 07:25:11 AM
Post by: The Doctor on June 08, 2009, 07:25:11 AM
Or in other words, 'good.' (...) 
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Post by: Dullstar on June 08, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
Post by: Dullstar on June 08, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
with very yucky bitter lemmings.
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Post by: namida on June 11, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Post by: namida on June 11, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
This caused some problems with...
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Post by: The Doctor on June 16, 2009, 06:18:44 AM
Post by: The Doctor on June 16, 2009, 06:18:44 AM
the pipes system, which tended (...)
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on June 16, 2009, 07:47:28 AM
Post by: namida on June 16, 2009, 07:47:28 AM
to eat space debris. Sometimes,...
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Post by: Chmera on June 16, 2009, 08:16:55 PM
Post by: Chmera on June 16, 2009, 08:16:55 PM
in the dark, they writhed
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Post by: Dullstar on June 17, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
Post by: Dullstar on June 17, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
and destroyed the greenish blue
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Post by: Chmera on June 20, 2009, 01:02:04 AM
Post by: Chmera on June 20, 2009, 01:02:04 AM
energies that filled the place.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 04, 2009, 06:11:36 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 04, 2009, 06:11:36 AM
However, the energies returned! The
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Post by: namida on July 05, 2009, 10:33:37 AM
Post by: namida on July 05, 2009, 10:33:37 AM
snakes on the plane decided...
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 06, 2009, 06:55:31 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 06, 2009, 06:55:31 AM
they were best when ill.
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Post by: Burned on July 10, 2009, 07:41:32 PM
Post by: Burned on July 10, 2009, 07:41:32 PM
Suddenly, yellow and red energies...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 11, 2009, 01:46:41 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 11, 2009, 01:46:41 AM
said they were lime green.
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Post by: namida on July 12, 2009, 08:42:39 AM
Post by: namida on July 12, 2009, 08:42:39 AM
But they weren't very bold.
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Post by: Burned on July 13, 2009, 06:30:35 AM
Post by: Burned on July 13, 2009, 06:30:35 AM
Then planet Saturn turned purple.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 13, 2009, 07:17:07 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 13, 2009, 07:17:07 AM
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on July 13, 2009, 01:45:51 PM
Post by: namida on July 13, 2009, 01:45:51 PM
As did your mom, kinda.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Chmera on July 13, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 13, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
Namida's face, crushed by her
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on July 14, 2009, 03:48:31 AM
Post by: namida on July 14, 2009, 03:48:31 AM
still was amazingly, undeniably cute.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 08:18:40 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 08:18:40 AM
[citation needed]
No story destruction, PLEASE. Lemmings
No story destruction, PLEASE. Lemmings
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Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 03:45:21 PM
Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 03:45:21 PM
and I agreed with Dullstar.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 04:00:20 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 04:00:20 PM
Several birds were flying across
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Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 04:02:36 PM
Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 04:02:36 PM
dangerous canyons and tall trees.
EDIT: had to change the words for consistency.
EDIT: had to change the words for consistency.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 04:03:22 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 04:03:22 PM
A waterfall was in their way.
NOTE: You really didn't have to... although I do like the new one better, the waterfall was more random in the old one.
NOTE: You really didn't have to... although I do like the new one better, the waterfall was more random in the old one.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
Post by: Burned on July 14, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
It yelled "BACK OFF!" thunderously.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 07:02:23 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2009, 07:02:23 PM
The birds screamed and flew . . .
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Post by: Chmera on July 15, 2009, 01:23:17 AM
Post by: Chmera on July 15, 2009, 01:23:17 AM
...Straight into the Googleplex building.
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Post by: namida on July 15, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Post by: namida on July 15, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
This obviously caused massive damage.
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Post by: Burned on July 15, 2009, 03:26:19 PM
Post by: Burned on July 15, 2009, 03:26:19 PM
All the trees toppled over...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 15, 2009, 06:15:49 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 15, 2009, 06:15:49 PM
onto Microsoft's HQ. Linux computers
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Post by: Chmera on July 15, 2009, 10:12:36 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 15, 2009, 10:12:36 PM
laughed with evil glee. They
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Post by: Dullstar on July 15, 2009, 11:25:17 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 15, 2009, 11:25:17 PM
ran over Microsoft's evil leader, . . .
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Post by: Chmera on July 17, 2009, 09:42:58 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 17, 2009, 09:42:58 PM
who screamed as Linus Torvalds
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Post by: namida on July 18, 2009, 12:50:55 PM
Post by: namida on July 18, 2009, 12:50:55 PM
grew two brand new heads.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 18, 2009, 09:18:18 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 18, 2009, 09:18:18 PM
Suddenly Windows went extinct. Linux
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Post by: namida on July 19, 2009, 03:35:50 AM
Post by: namida on July 19, 2009, 03:35:50 AM
also died of AIDS. Therefore,
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Post by: Dullstar on July 19, 2009, 07:35:50 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 19, 2009, 07:35:50 AM
Mac OS X ruled the
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Post by: Chmera on July 19, 2009, 02:58:32 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 19, 2009, 02:58:32 PM
school. But Chrome OS arrived!
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on July 19, 2009, 09:44:34 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 19, 2009, 09:44:34 PM
Mac OS X still won.
Has that come out yet, anyways? If it has, what's it like?
Has that come out yet, anyways? If it has, what's it like?
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on July 19, 2009, 10:01:34 PM
Post by: namida on July 19, 2009, 10:01:34 PM
However, something seeemed slightly wrong.
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Post by: Chmera on July 20, 2009, 05:23:08 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 20, 2009, 05:23:08 PM
Chrome OS didn't exist yet.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 20, 2009, 11:52:57 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 20, 2009, 11:52:57 PM
Diseases were cured instantly. YAY!
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Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 05:39:49 AM
Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 05:39:49 AM
Except for swine flu, but...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 06:44:57 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 06:44:57 AM
that was cured at midnight.
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Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 08:01:06 AM
Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 08:01:06 AM
Therefore, no one died anymore.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 08:11:05 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 08:11:05 AM
There was a celebration with . . .
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Post by: Chmera on July 21, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
Post by: Chmera on July 21, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
drinking, dancing and no soap
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Post by: Dullstar on July 22, 2009, 05:37:32 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 22, 2009, 05:37:32 AM
but the drinking was banned.
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Post by: namida on July 22, 2009, 09:14:19 AM
Post by: namida on July 22, 2009, 09:14:19 AM
So, some people smoked instead.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 23, 2009, 03:44:09 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 23, 2009, 03:44:09 AM
These smokers suffered alien abduction
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Post by: namida on July 23, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
Post by: namida on July 23, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
due to an overdose of...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 24, 2009, 05:20:32 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 24, 2009, 05:20:32 AM
Unidentified Flying Magnets which fly
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Post by: namida on July 25, 2009, 11:43:57 AM
Post by: namida on July 25, 2009, 11:43:57 AM
like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Post by: Dullstar on July 27, 2009, 10:16:37 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 27, 2009, 10:16:37 PM
These monsters are good with
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Post by: namida on July 28, 2009, 02:06:01 AM
Post by: namida on July 28, 2009, 02:06:01 AM
the kids, because they taste...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 09:26:58 AM
Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 09:26:58 AM
like whatever the kids want . . .
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Post by: namida on July 29, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Post by: namida on July 29, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
themselves to. This caused problems...
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Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 11:38:41 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 11:38:41 PM
as kids constantly bit themselves.
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Post by: namida on July 30, 2009, 11:42:56 AM
Post by: namida on July 30, 2009, 11:42:56 AM
But it was alright, because
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Post by: Minim on July 30, 2009, 03:03:28 PM
Post by: Minim on July 30, 2009, 03:03:28 PM
the kids didn't learn how
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Post by: Dullstar on July 30, 2009, 06:35:55 PM
Post by: Dullstar on July 30, 2009, 06:35:55 PM
to feel pain in their
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Post by: namida on July 31, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
Post by: namida on July 31, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
sleep, so they just sleepeated.
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Post by: Minim on July 31, 2009, 07:51:49 AM
Post by: Minim on July 31, 2009, 07:51:49 AM
Meanwhile, Mac OS X, ruler
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Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
of the Fail Universe, ate
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Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
Chuck Norris. He was already
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Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 05:29:53 PM
Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 05:29:53 PM
immune to roundhouse kicks, because
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Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 06:07:09 PM
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 06:07:09 PM
he was vaccinated against the
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Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:03:15 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:03:15 PM
disease. Mac OS X is
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Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 07:12:56 PM
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 07:12:56 PM
still hungry so he decided
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Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:33:53 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:33:53 PM
to continue being awesome. Computers
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Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 08:54:30 PM
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 08:54:30 PM
were so hard to use
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Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 09:43:02 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 09:43:02 PM
in Windows but Ubuntu Linux
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Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 10:06:54 PM
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 10:06:54 PM
weren't much different either. The
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Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
Ubuntu was user-friendly and
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 08:03:47 AM
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 08:03:47 AM
unlike Mac, wasn't really crap.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 02, 2009, 09:25:52 AM
Post by: Minim on August 02, 2009, 09:25:52 AM
[Uhh... namida, watch your language again. I won't make the story carry on unless you change that word. So I say...]
It's the end, for sure.
It's the end, for sure.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 10:47:24 AM
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 10:47:24 AM
["Crap" isn't a bad word. At worst, it's mildly annoying. Now, continuing on...]
Or so thought the Russians.
Or so thought the Russians.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 02, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 02, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Crap's a bad word? Yeah right. For once I'll take namida's side on this, but on the question game I'm on minimac94's side.
Being awesome, Macs were great.
Being awesome, Macs were great.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 06:14:02 AM
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 06:14:02 AM
Suddenly, all OS'es disappeared forever.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
What did we have left?
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Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 01:34:18 AM
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 01:34:18 AM
Graphical calculators became a fad.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 03:03:21 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 03:03:21 AM
No one knows why. Computers
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Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 03:34:42 AM
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 03:34:42 AM
did nothing anymore, so maybe
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Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 05:08:01 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 05:08:01 AM
Mac OS X and Linux . . .
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Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 07:14:47 AM
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 07:14:47 AM
never really existed at all.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 05, 2009, 01:54:01 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 05, 2009, 01:54:01 AM
But they had still returned.
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Post by: namida on August 05, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
Post by: namida on August 05, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
However, Windows didn't like this.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 06, 2009, 03:18:49 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 06, 2009, 03:18:49 AM
But the company was dead,
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Post by: namida on August 06, 2009, 06:10:12 AM
Post by: namida on August 06, 2009, 06:10:12 AM
although some people still used
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Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 01:47:03 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 01:47:03 AM
ReactOS, a Windows clone. These
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Post by: namida on August 08, 2009, 09:58:42 AM
Post by: namida on August 08, 2009, 09:58:42 AM
people were mostly French, probably
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Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 10:56:45 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 10:56:45 PM
and had Lemmings on the
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Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 12:14:16 AM
Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 12:14:16 AM
brain 24 hours a day.
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Post by: Minim on August 09, 2009, 01:02:56 PM
Post by: Minim on August 09, 2009, 01:02:56 PM
These people were also daring
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Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 02:05:59 PM
Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 02:05:59 PM
and didn't wave white flags.
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Post by: Chmera on August 09, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
Post by: Chmera on August 09, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
This bravery shocked the world.
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Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 05:57:36 AM
Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 05:57:36 AM
But then, everyone forgot Poland,
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Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 05:58:29 AM
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 05:58:29 AM
which was the only country
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Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 06:00:01 AM
Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 06:00:01 AM
that still wasn't part of
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Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 09:07:32 AM
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 09:07:32 AM
their primary mission, "The Big
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Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 11:37:29 AM
Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 11:37:29 AM
Polandless Mission." This might be
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Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 01:17:19 PM
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 01:17:19 PM
the easiest mission so far.
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Post by: Dullstar on August 10, 2009, 06:44:14 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 10, 2009, 06:44:14 PM
It involved large fireworks that
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Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 07:52:01 PM
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 07:52:01 PM
sprayed water as well as
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Post by: Dullstar on August 11, 2009, 04:09:14 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 11, 2009, 04:09:14 AM
homed in on the Wii.
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Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:33:03 AM
Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:33:03 AM
The controls were awkward, leading
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Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:35:53 AM
Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:35:53 AM
some people to, obviously, die.
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Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:39:21 AM
Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:39:21 AM
The others will die of
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Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
AIDS, cancer, and swine flu.
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Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:50:46 AM
Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:50:46 AM
Heart disease was vacant at
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Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:56:03 AM
Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:56:03 AM
this meeting of deaths, because
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Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:56:59 AM
Post by: Minim on August 11, 2009, 06:56:59 AM
All people know how to
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
Post by: namida on August 11, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
avoid it by not eating
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Post by: Dullstar on August 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
a very large pig. Television
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 06:46:19 AM
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 06:46:19 AM
reports show that a hundred
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
people out of each hundred
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Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:25:53 PM
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:25:53 PM
ladies were attacked by breast
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
monsters that also eat chickens.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Then the violence eventually slowed
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 12, 2009, 07:26:47 PM
Post by: Dullstar on August 12, 2009, 07:26:47 PM
but then picked up again.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Chmera on August 12, 2009, 10:57:11 PM
Post by: Chmera on August 12, 2009, 10:57:11 PM
Blood filled the gutters, clogging
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 06:55:59 AM
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 06:55:59 AM
up everyone's mind with images
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 13, 2009, 07:06:04 AM
Post by: Minim on August 13, 2009, 07:06:04 AM
of horror, violence, blood and
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 07:47:53 AM
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 07:47:53 AM
naked fat people, which meant
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 13, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
Post by: Minim on August 13, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
every would commit suicide except
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
KFLLKHKLFKLHHLZHLKFKZKHLF... The universe just crashed.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 15, 2009, 01:18:58 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 15, 2009, 01:18:58 AM
BSOD's became common as the
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Post by: namida on August 15, 2009, 09:34:48 AM
Post by: namida on August 15, 2009, 09:34:48 AM
fabric of the universe continued
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 16, 2009, 01:03:53 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 16, 2009, 01:03:53 AM
to run on Windows 1.01.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 16, 2009, 03:17:59 AM
Post by: namida on August 16, 2009, 03:17:59 AM
Then, a white guy appeared.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 16, 2009, 05:08:44 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 16, 2009, 05:08:44 AM
He gave everyone Macs. The
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Post by: namida on August 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM
Post by: namida on August 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM
people hated him for this.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Minim on August 21, 2009, 11:14:40 AM
Post by: Minim on August 21, 2009, 11:14:40 AM
So he gave everyone a
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(750th post on the forum games sub-forum!)
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 23, 2009, 02:51:03 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 23, 2009, 02:51:03 AM
lecture for criticizing something without
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on August 23, 2009, 06:14:30 AM
Post by: namida on August 23, 2009, 06:14:30 AM
knowing why. Although it sucked,
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 24, 2009, 03:35:42 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 24, 2009, 03:35:42 AM
people started using something before
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: namida on September 05, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
Post by: namida on September 05, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
the world exploded and therefore
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on September 06, 2009, 10:21:36 PM
Post by: Dullstar on September 06, 2009, 10:21:36 PM
all people named "ASDFJKL;" burped.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Lemika on January 30, 2010, 08:54:08 AM
Post by: Lemika on January 30, 2010, 08:54:08 AM
This kept the world from
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: asbaarle on May 08, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
Post by: asbaarle on May 08, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
imploding. nevertheless three lemmings were...
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Post by: Clam on June 17, 2010, 12:16:09 PM
Post by: Clam on June 17, 2010, 12:16:09 PM
wandering into a cold, dark
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Burned on June 19, 2010, 02:33:30 PM
Post by: Burned on June 19, 2010, 02:33:30 PM
cave where armadillos were dominant.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2010, 08:06:03 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2010, 08:06:03 AM
The armadillos did not like
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Clam on August 04, 2010, 10:31:26 AM
Post by: Clam on August 04, 2010, 10:31:26 AM
the smell of chocolate milk
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Burned on August 05, 2010, 01:20:30 PM
Post by: Burned on August 05, 2010, 01:20:30 PM
so they retched in disgust.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on August 07, 2010, 07:13:48 AM
Post by: Dullstar on August 07, 2010, 07:13:48 AM
Suddenly the underground caverns of
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: GigaLem on August 21, 2010, 04:41:27 AM
Post by: GigaLem on August 21, 2010, 04:41:27 AM
The Doomed Cave Started colapsing
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Dullstar on September 12, 2010, 06:55:53 AM
Post by: Dullstar on September 12, 2010, 06:55:53 AM
. The cave armadillos survived and
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Post by: Gronkling on November 06, 2010, 03:43:43 PM
Post by: Gronkling on November 06, 2010, 03:43:43 PM
turned into evil deathly marshmallows.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: GigaLem on November 13, 2010, 05:29:51 AM
Post by: GigaLem on November 13, 2010, 05:29:51 AM
And attacked the humans then...
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Post by: The Doctor on November 20, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Post by: The Doctor on November 20, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
gave them christmas presents instead!
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: GigaLem on November 20, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Post by: GigaLem on November 20, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Then a gizer of Carbonation..
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Adam on November 20, 2010, 04:59:52 AM
Post by: Adam on November 20, 2010, 04:59:52 AM
..suddenly flowed down a smelly..
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Lemika on December 01, 2010, 04:04:14 AM
Post by: Lemika on December 01, 2010, 04:04:14 AM
black gorge, with no hope
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: GigaLem on December 18, 2010, 05:12:24 PM
Post by: GigaLem on December 18, 2010, 05:12:24 PM
But to Fling Lemmings to...
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: Lemika on December 24, 2010, 01:48:10 AM
Post by: Lemika on December 24, 2010, 01:48:10 AM
somewhere far out in space.
Title: Re: Five Word Story
Post by: GigaLem on December 24, 2010, 03:20:54 AM
Post by: GigaLem on December 24, 2010, 03:20:54 AM
A Golden Hedgehog was flying...