I think we all know what this is by now...
A lemming was
strolling along the
beach when a
freaking huge duck
challenged Chuck Norris.
The Lemming decided (..)
to open up
a big bag
and pull out (...)
a screaming monkey.
Normally, he'd have (...)
buckets of fun,
but instead he
took the chance (...)
of getting eaten
and leapt at
the Lemme Fatale's (...)
fangs. He then
ate a biscuit,...
and then passed
a turd. This...
was very disgusting.
Ne'er outdone, he (...)
also farted. After...
that, Earth made
a bigger fart.
Then someone barfed.
Nevertheless, it was (...)
not a fart.
Such terrible manners
were frowned upon.
In a building
, IN ALL CAPS,
the world collapsed.
Two galaxies had
a big fight
and merged tragically.
Everything was dead.
Except some clowns,
which also died.
You hate clowns
However, Chuck Norris...
attacked evil clowns*
with his enormous
duck shaped tree.
The clowns retaliated...
but died hopelessly.
Then a pizza
destroyed a monkey's
army of toenails...
who made inappropriate...
cheesecakes in public.
This caused them...
several heart attacks.
Then, without warning...
...someone got AIDS.
It was cured.
namida, your post on July 12th 2009 contains bad language. If I could delte or edit that post, I would. How do I know that at least Mr. K wouldn't like it? A similar situation supposedly occurred on different forums administered by Mr. K (which are currently down, by the way) I heard they had to replace a word.
Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.
I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!
Then floating emeralds...
Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.
I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!
Thanks for fixing it! By the way, there's also been a little trouble stirred up in the other story thread... however, it's not as bad.-------------
...flew like birds
across orange skies...
and into quicksand.
Suddenly, it glowed!
What had happened?!
The tangerine trees
didn't grow oranges,...
but instead strawberries.
The strawberries fell
into the fields
where a platypus
sat eating dinner.
This caused mayhem,...
and much confusion
and strawberry jam.
A lemming began
to drink juice,
but it was
the size of
a google search...
which are larger . . .
than some planes.
This marked the
new era of
lemmings games for
Nintendo 64. However,...
the GameCube had
Sorry if that was 4 words, I'm not sure whether GameCube is one or two words officially
Lemmings 4D, which...
I think it could go either way. Whichever's more convenient at the time.
was really 3D.
Or maybe 2D.
Games were fun.
Especially fun ones.
This includes Lemmings, . . .
Commander Keen, and...
a fat monkey.
But, some monkeys
are not fat.
They just prefer
to be thin.
Meanwhile, Commander Keen
was on Mars,
looking at the
Yorps and Gargs.
They looked familiar
on Thursdays, but
when they are
on Earth during
their planned vacation
in the lakes
of Arizona, Commander
Bob fell off
a cliff in
the middle of
eating an apple.
He hit his
index finger on
a rock and
subsequently died of
falling trees and
hat cancer. This
was a magical
explanation of ducks.
The next minute,
stuff started happening.
The lemmings have
never eaten custard,
because custard was
yellow, like Homer.
One lemming tried
eating it. Then,
the lemming died.
lol, namida, that's exactly what I was thinking there...
Their graves were
sometimes painted blue.
Green was also . . .
a favourite among
The blackbirds, NOT!
Lomax bought cigarettes
that supported the
blogs and frogs
and chocolate rain.
Lomax didn't understand
that Tay Zonday
was his rival
and therefore died.
Heck, EVERYONE died.
It really hurt.
Especially for those
with Acquired immune
deficiency syndrome. What?!
Golden Syrup was
a chemical element.
Chemists were shocked.
However, most biologists
agreed with the
flaming ninja monkeys . . .
except the ones
who couldn't eat.
Some scientists suggested
using glowing mushrooms
and steel bananas
to prevent the
buzzards from taking
credit for stuff
included in their
investment portfolio. Therefore,
they called someone
who did this
bird catching hobby
and destroyed five
swans and three
large, hungry pythons.
Next week, the
ducks invaded America.
And then they
developed a game.
"Duck Shoot 2"
Which didn't have
good reviews once
it was released.
This was the
end of Nintendo,
especially the Wii
and the Puu.
The Toylet invention
was a dump
in the Irish
pub bathrooms. But,
Irish hotel bathrooms
were not smelly
because gaming consoles
used the "Toylet."
They did Wiis.
This console made
people get sick
and barf all
of the little
grammatical errors out Sorry, misread post!
but huge monitors
that someone sold
on eBay using
the Intranet. Likewise,
(My 500th post, I've turned into Superlemming!)
three doomed go-carts
went BANG! On
a Tuesday evening,
ten little ducks
died involving the
bottle calamity with
that squirrel. This
was very green.
Normally, I would not double post on a forum game, but come on! Where'd everyone go? Let's not kill of this part of the forums.
So green, actually
that it killed
nineteen giant spotted
roaches. Then goblins
with pointy hats
chased little lemmings
and prairie dogs.
Strangely, this was...
a familiar sight
That looks like...
chased prairie dogs...
across the expanse...
WAaAaAy! over Yonder...
where the ominous...
smelly jumping llamas...
prepared for war.