I came up with a bright idea last night, while scribbling randomly. How about a caption competition...?
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9156/captioncomp1cz1.png)
The speech bubble is the Disembodied Voice(...naturally...) but you can write for the lemming as well.
Fingers on buzzers, people.
Is the lemming falling into the fire or looking at it?
Looking at it. He's standing on something.
Forgive the lameness, this thing's just a doodle.
...But if only I could turn around!
"The fires.. The horrible, horrible fires. They killed my parents... THEY KILLED MY PARENTS"
Voice: "Shit, I'm out of blockers!"
or
Lemming: "Damn you, make me a blocker already!"
Voice: Okay, Lemm, go jump in to the flame.
Lemm: All the other lemmings are too stupid to avoid that, but you will fail.
HIYAH!
Voice: Ah! My crotch!