We're also starting those other old games we used to play in Andi's forum again.
A slow lemming
was run over
by a unicycle
. Then he was
eaten by a
big fat smiley.
It ate pies
shaped like little
cute crab cakes.
They Jacked up
really, really hard.
Thus it imploded.
A Bingo player
risked his luck
to play bingo.
This had a
very miniscule problem...
on the big
issue sellers, they
are doing peculiar
gymnastics with their
legs, arms and
unrealistically large tongues.
The people squealed
like pigs, and
ran in pentagons.
Then in Heptagons,
for no reason.
So people ended.
But then squirrels
came and took
the people away.
This, in turn
, caused the people
to rebel, taking
machine guns and
they started shooting
all the squirrels.
But squirrells anticipated
and chewed peoples'
ears out of
their heads. "AHH!"
Meanwhile, somewhere else
, Hammy the Squirrel
got news of
the war between
The Humans and
the squirrels. Hammy
sent his best
friends RJ, Verne,
and Bob to
stop the war.
However, they needed
more firepower. So
they got skunks,
and loaded them
inside big boxes.
And then they
launched them into
space using the
clumsy cannons left
with the squirrels.
The damage was
minimal, although there
was a chicken
who clucked, which
annoyed people. A
completely irrelevant thing
happened somewhere else.
Everyone ignored ice-birds,
because they were
becoming immune to
colds. They were
A scientific revelation
in immunity medicine.
And yet they
were still stupid
And dumb. References
to strange rituals
caused notifications of
insane Christians with
pitchforks and torches.
could stop the
Something exploded. Nothing
uncaring from not
caring. Some people
still cared, although
it was entirely
a new concept
to many of
the people. Somehow,
they realised that
they were stupid.
Sadly, it was
not as shocking
as some would
sadly have to
have believed. Deutschland
was doomed. After
figuring out why,
they tried to
Ignore other such
problems, and go
to eat cats
in peace. They
failed miserably. They
decided to start
a lemmings forum :laugh:.
It was a
wonderful place, with
much useful content.
Then a jerk
began to spam
, his name was
undisclosed, and he
was banned twice :wink:.
Finally, they had
to give him
a severe handicap --
they only had
ten hours to
kick him 5,000
times off a
small biplane carrying
valuable mineral ore.
During a dogfight, the minerals
(This is 3 word story, not five word!)
"During a dogfight, the minerals"
What will replace those words?
, the minerals ate
all the precious
gallons of orange
soda that had
weighted the biplane
and turned them
into lead. The
lead was heavy
enough to sink
in water. Biplanes
are tricky machines,
so lead has
unfortunate effects on
them. They cause
horrible deaths in
most rodents as
propellors chop them
into bloody bits.
This Biplane, However,
was different. It
created blue flashes
from its guns
(What the heck? Blue flashes? o_O)
and sent the
(Why not?)
bullets toward Manfred
who tried to
obtain the rights
to a weapon
which could sing
so loudly that
everyone in range
would drop dead.
The weapon was
known as the
harpy (the things in greek mythology). His jagdeschwader (plane)
was about to
stall out, so
he took a
gun and shot
himself in the
left index finger.
The pain enabled
the stupid hamster
to take control
of the controller
and cause mass
controllage. The grassy
field was full
of burning wood
and straw men.
Everyone died painfully.
In the afterlife,
many people vomited
weird critters that
told them to
wear rabbit suits
to scare schizophrenics.
(yay Donnie Darko)
So they did.
The planet exploded,
and nobody was
spared. Totally awesome.
Sadly, there were
giant noodles eating
donuts. Then they
had a revelation
about being addicted
to the doughnuts.
They ate donuts
all day long,
until they burst
asunder from greed.
Suddenly, crazy bread
flew everywhere! The
crazy bread started
to eat people!
It was a
terrible day for
those eaten, indeed.
All were disgusted
except for the
by the brutality
of crazy bread.
And how very
strange: No one
actually mourned the
melting, decaying corpses.
Instead, they went
berserk, and destroyed
everything they loved.
Once sober, everyone
was so stricken
they swallowed nitroglycerine
. This was bad.
All humanity exploded.
Also bad. So
Bob died with