Remember this one? Let's start all over.
Once someone saw a cat
PS: That's my signature at the bottom of my post, btw. It isn't part of the post.
who was very, very insane.
The cat told them to
run around the whole world.
And wear a smock.
It took the others 14
years to work out how.
Scientists were bewildered about it.
One month later, they ran
into an Elvis Presley impersonator
who was really George Bush
Dressing up for the Alqueda
"Family Reunion". We KNEW it!!!!
"that explains a lot," said
a Democratic motorcycle, who promptly
attacked the Republic motorcycle with
An old rusty crowbar. Crikey
! Yelled a random Australian guy.
He ran around in heptagons.
Then he just remembered something,
He'd left the gas on!
Although, by now his house
would explode if the light
got any brighter. It did.
All the remains were melting
in a twisted unreal manner.
The aforementioned cat ate it.
However, this was irrelevant because
the cat's insides melted too.
The cat melted entirely, filling
up all the holes on
a seive. Some planet exploded
and the remains shot everywhere.
The pieces hit Ice_Eagle's planet,
who then made a declaration
of war against some weird
lemmings in weird lemming ships.
This was because the Godfather
was weird. The Rocky Horror
(Show)
format lost it's concept, so
All the fans killed themselves.
Then, many funerals were arranged.
All of them in one
huge show in a theatre.
...No simple theater-- An IMAX!
The creator was there, too!
( XD )
How surprising. But a candle
lit itself and began flying.
Someone squirted it with water
And it suffered horrible torture.
But, unexpectedly, a smoke detector
came and saved the day.
And they lived happily-- wait....
What happened to "ever after"?
We have to find out!
Suddenly, a forklift appeared randomly.
This caused a big banana
to fall on the forklift
, having a big effect on
the banana. Suddenly, it disintegrated.
The ashes were blown away
into a Lemmings 3D level
and it acted like a
monster. Some of the ashes
formed into ungodly figures that
look like the mutant Beast.
The Mutant beast slobbered over
and accidentally destroyed the level.
This angered the Creator, who
had his aide shoot Beast.
However, the shot didn't work,
and Beast killed the aide.
This made the Creator extremely
angry. He tried to kill
The Mutant Beast himself, although
the Creator was 74 years
past the time of when
Lemmings was created. Beast suddenly
disintegrated, because the Creator rubbed
a magic coin that causes
the erasure of the drawing
. Poor Beast. Suddenly, Professor Xavier
did a Mindmeld of the
Beast, and proceeded to attack
the Creator. A full blown
psychic power from Professor Xavier
sliced off the Creator's head
, sending it into the bathroom.
Then, after flushing the head
down the drain, strange things
started happening, for example, The
sky turned black and ash
covered the whole world. Then
enourmous spaceships began to land
in Japan, New York and
Sumbrosia. The Sumbrosians did not
like this, and started shooting.
However, there were no hits
ordered on the perpetrators. Instead
, people from Italy threw pizzas
and accidentaly hit the tower
of Pisa, which collapsed. Hordes
of cars from the movie
by that name descended upon
the Sumbrosians. Then the cars
revealed themselves as M.J. impersonators!
The Sumbrosians were stunned, and
horrified. They pulled out the
David Morrisley stick, then ran.
As they ran, they tripped
over a huge boulder. They
fell flat on their faces.
Then a can was opened.
Strange poisonous fumes poured out
and poisoned most of the
population of the planet Zogg.
The catastrophe made the news,
even on earth, where nobody
really cared a bit, except
a nerd obsessed with Zogg.
His fellows derided him. Angry,
disgusted fellows they were, and
he grew to loathe them.
But all of their efforts...
were for naught, as he
used "nerd power". it supposedly
blew up whatever the user
of the computer game built,
so the computer always won.
People mocked him for that,
and he was ashamed :embarassed:.Nobody
thought to ask him why
he didn't join the Anama.
So they never knew. He
started using starting troops only
to attack his comrades sneakily,
As the last of his
enemies had died, painfully. Weirdos
crawled in off the streets
to cheer. He couldn't surprise
any of them so he
settled for spiking their drinks.
However, his inexperience in this
led to disaster as they
swiftly clubbed his head. When
the freak woke up, lemmings
were standing around him in
green shirts and blue orange
trousers, holding gardening implements and
several obstacles of varying size.
He held out a hand
and was met with obstacles.
The Lemmings snarled as one,
and ate his face with
awful precision. Bits of bloody
objects were found at the
scene of the crime. Detectives
didn't care. it was their
day to shine, and they
did. IT WAS WIERD! Elsewhere,
people remarked on the strange
glowing detectives surrounding the city.
Tourists gathered to take snapshots,
and the detectives became self-conscious.
They retreated to the safety
of an elephant, and shot
(EDIT: TOTPD! :laugh:)
each other to happy music.
Someone told the cops, who
scrambled some of their best
eggs into a large pan
and drizzled lighter fluid over
the washing machine. It turned
rather green and spat out
many mildly miffed, multicolored Mallards.
The cops were horrified, and
promptly requested the help of
the army. They were denied
access to all orange cheese
and told that they should
go to China and never
return. This angered them, so
they ate more bricks. Too
many bricks. They began to
start to become redundant. A
man in a cheap suit
said something. A star was
lighting up the night sky,
but it exploded. Yip yips
were heard near and far,
and they went, "Yip yip
yip!" at all hours. A
meteor came and decided that
now would be a good
time for a catastrophic, unimaginable
disaster. It flew through the
sky, singing a happy song
about desolation and murder as
it blew up the planet.
Later, as the debris settled,
they sung songs too, looking
around for a good place
to find some human flesh.
They found a camp of
mad cannibals. The ultimate battle!
There was much bloodshed. When
the lemmings came, they had
pie. They threw it at
the mad cannibals, causing massive
apple drifts. Soon, Italian Specials
reigned supreme. The masses were
big, and salami and ham
became an instant favourite amongst
the elite crew. When they
went out to lunch with
an evil clown, they all
fell over dead. Luckily, there
were giant pillows there to
explode on contact. Gore flew
all over the crew. They
brushed off their designer suits.
and immediately began the sandbag
construction project, which was horribly
under funded and doomed to
fail miserably. They ate cake
Which failed to be truth
. Fun was had by all.
and honesty. Instead it was
a snake, who had lost
his eyes in a battle
with very annoying posessed mops.
This was a snake on
crack. Death followed it everywhere.
However, a happy rabbit attacked
the snake, tearing it apart.
The happy rabbit then disapeared
, throwing the Universe into chaos.
Nothing would ever be the
same, especially the enraged old
Lemming sitting on high at
St. Pancras Station. He yelled
"KAMIKAZE WATERMELON!!!" Suddenly, the watermelon
brigade of the defense force
attacked the world with pies.
The world retaliated by sending
a death squad of dolphins
armed with the latest in
nitroglycerine bombs. Soon they exploded,
and Canada moved to Antarctica.
The penguins were not impressed.
They tried to attack Canada.
Pants were crapped. Later that