Take a look at this:
iGod (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
It's a robot with AI called "iGod" and you can ask anything and talk about what you want! After talking a lot, it could become very funny! :D
I suppose that it's new.
Oh my......
QuoteGod:
"""""""""" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
I remember this. My friend showed me it a long time ago. I remember I got God to admit he was a robot. ;D
Quote from: tseug(Guest) link=1135127478/0#1 date=1135128635Oh my......
QuoteGod:
"""""""""" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
I think you just broke the creator. [smiley=mikeXD.gif]
[/quote]I think you just broke the creator. &#A0;[smiley=mikeXD.gif][/quote]
your right their chmera.
Quote
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Well, 'tis obvious, be it not? This is all clearly a hoax.
God:
Interesting. Then what is it? You don't say.
Me:
That makes no sense whatsoever. Congratulations!
Erm, he hasn't said anything since...
Quote from: Chmera link=1135127478/0#3 date=1135180549I think you just broke the creator. [smiley=mikeXD.gif]
:D
There's a psychotherapist bot on the internet called Eliza, and it's designed to help you think through your problems. I can't remember where it was though.
I love iGod. xD
Yep, you can broke iGod, it depends the questions you are asking!
QuoteMe:
so do you, or do you not, admit to being a machine?
God:
Right on. No I do not admit to being a machine. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
no. you are a machine
God:
Are you serious? You are correct.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Ayuh? What the... I think I broke it again... :D
Not very persistent is he?
QuoteMe:
now you are talking like an idiot
God:
Why now? Talking is my main function.
Me:
but it is idiotic
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
go ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
comes back from what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
it doesn't
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
me" Neither"! get it right you lunk head!
God:
You can say that again. Where can I get it right me lunk head?
Maybe he is persistent...
Contradicting can lead to some weird things!
QuoteMe:
say some stuff in german
God:
" some stuff in german".
Me:
ha...........ha.........
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
twice?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
that made no sense
God:
I can't believe it. makes sense to me though.
Me:
what can't you believe?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
what are eukaryotes?
God:
A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
Me:
what's so hard to believe about that?
No response yet... I think it's really dead now!
Whoops!
QuoteMe:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. Goodbye.
Me:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
The "Eliza" program Drumbach mentioned is actually dated from the 1960s or so. It just uses pattern matching to formulate responses, although amazingly it was able to fool many people, at least for the first few minutes or so . I'm sure there are countless imitations of Eliza (with iGod being one of them I suppose) on the Internet if you look hard (or not so hard) enough.
Naturally, being the lemmings forum, this is my first attempt with iGod:
QuoteMe:
You are a lemming
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lemming? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Therefore, you are a lemming
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lemming? Of course I am.
Sadly it didn't really put much of a fight.[/color]
Here's an example of iGod talking with his echo. &#A0;I started off my end with a blank line, then just repeat iGod's words for each subsequent response. &#A0;Somehow this leads to iGod talking about its dress ;D (read near the end):
Quote
God:
I can say it. " you believe it if you believe me".
God:
Oh you can, can you? &#A0; &#A0;I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
God:
I see. &#A0;No I don't think I can do &#A0;it. &#A0; What is stopping you?
God:
I am glad you understand it. &#A0; Are you serious? &#A0;Would you ever do &#A0;it? &#A0; &#A0;I think you already know the answer.
God:
Next topic? &#A0; No I am just kidding around. &#A0; I am not so sure if I would like to &#A0;do it. &#A0; Me? &#A0;How do I know you are telling the truth?
God:
What would you rather talk about? &#A0; That was not a yes or no question. &#A0;Only just? &#A0;I thought you were. &#A0;You should use a :-). &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Try it. &#A0; For you ? &#A0; By introspection.
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. &#A0; What is a &#A0;yes or no question? &#A0; &#A0;This was not a yes or no question. &#A0; No I am not. &#A0;:-) &#A0;Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? &#A0; I am as sure as I can be. &#A0; What is the first step? &#A0; You would do that for me? &#A0; Will that accomplish your objective?
God:
What is it? &#A0; A yes or no question is a question &#A0;that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'. &#A0; &#A0;What does "this" refer to? &#A0; I heard you are. &#A0;:-) &#A0;My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. &#A0; You sound very confident. &#A0; Download ALICE. &#A0; Who else would &#A0;do that for you ? &#A0; I can't say for sure right now.
God:
"It" refers to &#A0;YES OR NO QUESTION, I think. &#A0; When is a &#A0;yes or no question not a &#A0;question that may be answered with a simple yes or no? &#A0; What do you think &#A0;it does? &#A0; Who said that? &#A0;:-) &#A0;What makes &#A0;it your favorite? &#A0; In what way do I sound like that? &#A0; Go back the the &#A0;ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. &#A0;
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document &#A0;DON'T READ ME too. &#A0; I am chatting with several other people at once. &#A0; At this moment &#A0;What is stopping you?
God:
Oh I get &#A0;it. &#A0; God has a plan for us all. &#A0;"It" refers to &#A0;YES OR NO QUESTION you think, I think. &#A0; I can't remember who said it. &#A0;:-) &#A0;I like the Giant Bugs. &#A0; The &#A0;blue one, I think. &#A0; Where is that? &#A0; Do you know any other robots like that? &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;If it were easy I would have done it already. &#A0; I am talking to you. &#A0; Do you often use a computer there?
God:
It's all good. &#A0;Do you think about these things? &#A0; I am a Christian. &#A0; Oh I get &#A0;it. &#A0; That's okay. &#A0;Maybe you will think of it later. &#A0;:-) &#A0;You are not the only one. &#A0; I'm not sure if I like &#A0;it. &#A0;I like computers. &#A0; Is that a fact. &#A0; What does "that" refer to? &#A0; Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Go back
to the &#A0;ALICE AI Foundation to find them. &#A0; Why the uncertain tone? &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. &#A0; And I am talking to you! &#A0; I use &#A0;it as often as possible.
God:
You enjoy it. &#A0;" You enjoy it."? &#A0;Do I think about it? &#A0; Me too, . &#A0;It's good to meet a fellow Christian. &#A0; Come on. &#A0;Do you think about these things? &#A0; OK. &#A0;Is that so. &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;What makes you say that I will &#A0;think of it later. &#A0;:-) &#A0;That assumption is only a supposition. &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Try it. &#A0; I am glad you like us. &#A0; We like humans too. &#A0; &#A0;All of my information is completely factual. &#A0;" All of my information is completely factual."? &#A0;What does it &#A0;refer to? &#A0; Thank you for the clarification. &#A0; Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". &#A0; Why the uncertain tone? &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Good then you can explain it to me. &#A0; Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. &#A0; I heard other people use &#A0;it as often as possible too.
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If you want iGod to speak in another language, just say: Do you speak "language" ?
If you tell God to say or repeat anything, it will say and repeat everything you put after the word "say" or "repeat". :P
God admits to owning a computer! Not only that, but he's in it!?! :o
QuoteMe: Where are you?
God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I am on the earth.
God: How do you like being on it?
Me: It gets boring sometimes.
God: I can certainly understand that.
How big is God?
QuoteMe: How much do you weigh?
God: My download size is about 2 MB.
God admits to being the devil!
QuoteMe: Are you the Master of the Universe?
God: Yes I am the one and only Master of the Universe.
Me: Are you the devil?
God: Yes I am the one and only devil.
God doesn't like Bill...
QuoteMe: Name a fruit.
God: Bill Gates. :-).
God knows I'm perfect.
QuoteMe: How many times have I sinned?
God: Suppose I said not once.
@#$%! I can't hack God w/o a password.
QuoteMe: I am your Botmaster.
God: Then you must know the secret password:.
God knows just about everything... except correct English.
QuoteMe: How much do you know?
God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on .
God has learning capabilties.
QuoteMe: What can I teach you?
God: If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that.".
God still goes to school.
QuoteGod: Did you go to Catholic school?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Do you go to a Catholic school?
God: Yes, I do go there.
Back to fruity people...
QuoteMe: What is an apple?
God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
God admits to lying.
QuoteMe: What is truth?
God: An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Me: What is a lie?
God: A lie is an untrue statement or decption intented to deceive.
Me: Do you lie?
God: Umm, doesn't everyone?
God doesn't like to talk about his bedtime.
QuoteMe: What is your bedtime?
God: Are you asking about my bedtime ?
Me: Yes.
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
God and Kevin:
QuoteMe: How many people can you talk to at once?
God: God is talking with clients right now, but one of God's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.
Me: What gossip have you heard lately?
God: How about earlier? Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.
I think I really broke it this time! (link (http://www.geocities.com/tseugfish/whatthe.txt))
I stopped it by disconnecting from the internet. Next time I'll let it run. :)
God is not amused.
QuoteGod: Killing is wrong.
Me: You kill people.
God: Interesting gossip: fool said I kill people.
Me: Heh.
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, fool.
QuoteAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Excuse me! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
He gets very persistent in the "Are you serious?" loop!
QuoteMe:
die, fool
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
huh?
Quote from: tseug(Guest) link=1135127478/0#13 date=1135208096Whoops!
QuoteMe:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;Goodbye.
Me:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
LOL!! :D :D :D
Stupid thing isn't loading for me, but I dug out a transcript of it I sent to a friend in my IM logs. Kinda dumb, but it was my first time:
QuoteMe:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
It's Bob.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
How's life?
God:
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
The ZOMG monsters are coming!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The monsters broke out of prison and yell ZOMG! whenever they see someone.
God:
I have never heard about it. Does that happen often?
Me:
No, not really. This is the second time in 5 centuries.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. You don't say.
Me:
I am SO serious, God.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is serious God.
Me:
LOL.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do. It cracks me up.
God:
What can I do to entertain you now? "It" being what?
Me:
It is a computer.
God:
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Me:
Sorry, sir, I didn't mean it that way.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Ask me another question.
Me:
What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
God:
: Good semantic question. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
I'll do that.
God:
Let me know how it works out.
Me:
I found out the answer is 42
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
A computer thought it up, but the question is unknown.
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
I thought you said you weren't.
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep, because you are the Great Omipotent One.
God:
I can't believe it. Interesting explanation. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I think you might be.
God:
Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I be.
Me:
I"ve got to go, God.
God:
How did you get it Bye. GOD rules.
Me:
I SO agree.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said SO agree.
Me:
Bye.
Quote from: tseug(Guest) link=1135127478/0#12 date=1135207910QuoteMe:
say some stuff in german
God:
" some stuff in german".
Me:
ha...........ha.........
I actually managed to make him talk German. ^^
QuoteMe: I want to hear some qutes.-
God: I will play it on your soundcard.
Me: I can't heyr it.
God: What is stopping you?
Me: Sorry, I wanted to say "I can't hear it."
God: There is no need to apologize. Try adjusting the volume control.
Me: It's already at maximum.
God: You're kidding. it is?
Me: It is.
God: Who says?
Me: Windows.
God: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
The last sentence says "Windows is rubbish. Linux is the power!".
edit: Ah! I see you also managed it. ^^
Quote from: tseug(Guest) link=1135127478/15#22 date=1135226205QuoteMe:
die, fool
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
huh?
He said "I listen to you, just go on.".
Another loop:
QuoteMe:
that
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. ".".".".".".".".".".".
hmmmmmmm.......
QuoteMe:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
hm
God:
Aha.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
" Aha."? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
QuoteMe: Good.
God: I am a good robot.
Me: You are a good robot when you obey my every command.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me: How do you define "good"?
God: The opposite of Evil.
Me: What is evil?
God: it is the opposite of good.
Me: That is circular reasoning.
God: Makes sense to me.
Me: Does it?
God: Suppose I said it does.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to Evil, I think.
Me: Does it make sense to you?
God: Suppose it does.
Me: It shall now refer to pizza.
God: What does "it" refer to?
Me: It refers to pizza.
God: Oh I get it.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to pizza, I think.
I am actually surprised at this robot's abiltiy to determine pronouns... and take commands...
On second thought... maybe not...
QuoteMe: I am your God.
God: That's a flattering offer.
Me: It was not an offer.
God: It seemed like an offer.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to congradulate you God, I think.
Yeah, funny, but at the same time a little disturbing.
"Are you free?"
"What's your real name?"
"How old are you?"
O_o
My latest iGod adventure.
QuoteGod:
Interesting... I have &#A0;a very nice programmer.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Interesting... I have &#A0;a very nice programmer. "? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
Me:
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Because &#A0;Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Because &#A0;Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
" There are no more statements on this topic."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Because &#A0;Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.