Well... lets continue it here. What we already have is too long to post all of it here, so the last bit of it was:
QuoteI like pizzas! (To die). Right. There was dirt. LOTS of dirt. It all barfed slugs on chickens. A hamburger hopped over a cliff. It crashed into a question mark. "Questionmarks suck!" said Shrek. He ate his donkey's crap. Just joking - Shrek ate
CAT crap. And then died. Then Steaver died. Timballisto was tortured because of Trigenometry, and it hurt. And 5x^3+341-9x equalled 4, so X equalled IceEagle's doom. The oceans burned. Its became part stupid, and died.
"Remove bad words!" IceEagle said. But... but... I dunno. But... NO-ONE CARED! No-one cared? NO!!!
Then the mountains moved to Lemmingsville. My cat ate.
"Always about yourself!!!!" said IceEagle, pissed.
Then his jeans murdered him. Finally. They became shorts, finally destroying IceEagle. Just kidding, guys!
IceEagle was captured by R2D2's mother. Steaver scolded him. It didn't work. IceEagle found the key to escape. However, a chicken ate the key. This caused an icky-little-boy-who-eats-icky-stuff-and-lots-of-yucky-yucky-stuff to get a cock infection. He has SARS(solutive alendratic syphonto), so people avoided obliterating antidisestablishmenterianist elephants.
His DNA is a refridgerator box. It has food, but no drinks. Is he... alien? No, just stupid.
IceEagle yelled "Timballisto, enough bad words!" "(F Word)!" yelled Steaver370. "I'm leaving now!" said a (Cu Word).
Actually, I think we should start over.
guy who wasn't
banned from eating...
Okay then. I'll start:
"Hello!" said a...
pickles that eat............
nothing. This caused...
a gobal raising
of black flags.
Now the elected...
High Chancelor of
Lemmingland went to
buy some soda.
"It's earwax flavored!"
said an ugly
bickering, crusty, ginger,
retarded cat. "This...
is dumb! I...
suck!" said someone. {EOS}
It was Steaver.
(I don't care how often you change your name. You're still Steaver for me! :D )
Many towers crumbled.
"Oh no!" said
Hyper Metal Sonic.
"Sonic's a Lemming!"...
... . Ertenizekzzdeddders destroyed all.
paper cups taped
your bad words.
But Lemmy puked.
Someone came and
Cleaned up. They...
snarled in defiance,
as Lem'ka transformed...
into a Thingymabob.
The thingymabob is...
a cyan coloured
clone of Andi. {EOS}
[Cut it out already with putting other people into the story. Or I'll cut you out :P
Just kidding, heh, heh.]
Robo Red appeared.
Robo Red died.
The robot fizzled.
And blew up.
Keen lost lives...
and the galaxy
and his shoes
and his Yorp.
Eyes, too! EEW!!!!!
However, his eyes
flashed red, and
ended Lemmy's life. {EOS}
Then Lemmy reincarnated.
The cow hit
his chest. He
hit the floor.
He fell through.
"Not again!" thought
a bowl of
red ugly fireballs.
From "Sonic Battle."
Lemmy returned. (Again.)
Someone became someone...
and mutated horrendously.
This made a...
big ugly stinker.
"Someone stinks!" yelled...
edit by admin: Don't say things against other members. That have to stop!
a cool beetle,
which was undead.
However, a creature
mauled Lemmy's face.
A Lem'ka clone...
never existed. Lemmy
spat on the
tarp of a
tri-ped that upchucked.
Then he puked.
"Lemmy stinks!" yelled...
the dragons! "RRROOOOAAARRRR!!!!"
"My leg hurts!"
said one dragon.
Actually, two said. {EOS}
No, seventy did.
It was none.
Then all the
rocks chorused "Death!"
And a goblin...
tripped and fell.
"HEEELLPPP MEE!" the
annexed super lem
cried, and died.
Silence fell over
The blood sport...
in which somebody
was maimed by...
a rabid bear.
The judge hit...
the bear. "GUILTY!"
they cried, and
clubbed it with
the 'Monkey Paw
of Deadly Disaster".
It hurt a
lot. The brain
of a mole
is bite sized,
for a mole.
It was eaten
by a mole.
And then they
all died. Poor
little Lemmy had
...no friends. This...
made him cry.
staplers attacked him.
"What?!" Lemmy shrieked.
He had bloodshed.
"Say, this hurts!"
dinner wars ensued
by a mutant.
the mutant decided
to mutate again.
and again, time
ceased to have
roman ionic pillars
anymore. The Romans
conquered the meditteranean
for a microsecond.
it was soon
over. "Ta-ta!" he
said. many gorks
sang Chinese songs.
chinese songs were
really, really, really,
really,really,really...
annoying that day.
He died of
hypothermia on level
Schfifty-five. The temperature...
was negative nine
...in the south.
It slaughtered many
Skaarj, and Gkublok...
...whatever those are...
and were, are
dying icy deaths.
"You fight like"
"Nali and Krall!"
Roared Gaergod, who
was really Gaargod.
Obould-who-was-Gruumsh killed a
large black cat.
The large black
cat was dead.
They buried it.
The cat exploded.
They buried it.
Then the it...
(Then the it? That dosn't work)
[Whatever.]
was destroyed. This
made the cat
(An it is some kind of creature. Steaver, please define.)
freeze into oblivion.
[Or perhaps we could just leave these ... Its ... out of it?]
People shot at
the streetlights: Streetlight380,
was forever destroyed.
And Streetlight390, Streetlight400,
...until there were...
three ugly masks...
Lying on the
ground, spewing blood.
They were cursed...
{You are getting on my nerves, Ice_Eagle. Stop saying your little 'Hello! Anyone there?' in every thread!}
by a mutant.
It gave them
200 oranges that...
(Okay, Lemeri. Anyway, I had enough of the "Hello" posts too.)
had the power
to destroy the...
hideous bear-faced creatures
that are a-nnnooooyyyyyyiiiiinnnnggggg...{EOS}
So then they
entered the palace...
with a bloodsoaked
...shrubbery. Despite the...
offered assistence of
figures in black.
Yoshi saw them.
They shot Yoshi.
Luigi saw Yoshi...
to his grave.
They ripped Luigi's...
lungs out, and
his heart spurted
blood vessals everywhere.
Alas, for them!
And for Luigi.
They were cold
as the steel
that surrounded them.
"Faster, stronger, better."
taunted a robot
named Xan Kriegor,
who was standing
on Luigi's overalls. :D
Overall man Mario
came and wept...
on his grave.
Luigi's grave, exactly.
Overall man Mario
plunged into the
sewer, and splatted.
His guts were
on the floor.
There was gore
all over. Overall
man Mario has
died a horrible
death that would
make him rot. ;P
Then Princess Peach
screamed at Mario
because he had
a bloody head.
And his overalls
were colored pink
and spotted with
with and guts.
Princess Peach ran...
Then he grabbed
a poisoned hotdog.
and threw it
He bit it,
and fell dead.
Then he exploded.
Peices everywhere. It
fell down the
hole of Oblivion.
A large bang
sounded in the
hole of Oblivion.
The BoxDog arrived
and hit the
Ice Eagle with
a trumpet case
...which needed mending.
The trumpet fell
and shattered into
pieces. The BoxDog
grabbed a saxophone
and a phaxosone. {EOS}
"What's a phaxosone?"
asked someone there,
named Mr. Lemon.
"It is a
pleasure to be
insulting his avatar!!!!"
Cried Mr. Lemon.
He complained at...
11 O'Clock to
Jimmy McLemming and
a dead woodchuck.
The woodchuck's wife
fell and died.
Her lungs rotted,
and were quickly
blown away... Definitely... {EOS}
so definitely that
korma exploded everywhere. ;P
it smellled repulsive.
Very, very repulsive.
so repulsive that
everyone died. Ha! ;P
no one was
very happy, because
several mamelukes and
radioactive tubes squeaked.
very loudly.it
was very irritating.
so several pickles
ate the people.
the people screamed :D
Then they're dust. ;P
frozen carbon pickles
had soon appeared.
in a shop
full of wasps.
they stung a
stinky little squid.
And it died.
Fear of wasps
is terrible because
is what Fawful
has. It's called
Fear of wasps.
or Insectophobia, which
scares people with
no good reason.
It was horrible.
Knuckles came and
killed Lord Fawful.
Then he caught
the slimiest trout.
He squeezed it
really, really hard.
And ate it's
tail. His eye
was very slimy.
A slime beast
said "Rammu". It...
(for whoever else writes - Rammu, in english, means "Hello")
squeezed Knuckles hard.
(You are fast, boys!)
And then said
"Die you fool!"
"N-NEVER!" Knuckles said.
Knuckles died instantly.
The fish laughed.
The beast laughed.
So did Mario.
Luigi killed Mario.
And his overalls
were puked on.
"I HATE OVERALLS!!!"
said the fish.
Quote from: hydraboxdog link=1089242774/300#303 date=1093044548squeezed Knuckles hard.
Dear god you people scare me.
Luigi suddenly punched
a hole in
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Dear g0d you people scare me.
Why?
his ugly overalls.
and threw them
into Knuckles' corpse.
Wario suddenly cried.
He killed Luigi.
Tails killed Sonic.
Shadow killed Tails.
Rouge killed Shadow.
Omega killed Rouge.
Fish killed Omega.
Amy killed Fish.
(Amy? LOL!!!)
Robotnic killed Amy.
Cream killed Robotnik.
(Why LOL?)
(It's funny)
Hamburger ran away.
(What's so funny about it? Please explain)
Big killed Cream.
@G3K: Please don't get mad at us for this. This is just a story!
(shes a wimp)
Big caught malaria.
Malaria killed Big.
(Because of her hammer?)
(she can be a wimp. Please no more killing)
A hotdog said
to stop killing.
(Ok. :D)
"Hamburgers are evil"
said Bio-Electronic Navigator.
'Course I'm not mad, that'd be stupid :P
(Remember a while ago that we were scaring you? Why is that?)
Put it this way, "squeezed Knuckles hard" can mean loads of weird and wonderful things if you've got a good enough imagination...
(I see now, G3K.)
Link got Pendant-of-Courage.
"Who am I?"
said a bob.
"I'm Spider-man." "Really?"
Zhiikju was gay. {EOS}
Well, a little.
A train smashed
an ugly grasshopper.
Overall Man Mario
sniffed his overalls.
Then he died.
His overalls then
turned red. He
gasped for breath,
And then disintegrated.
He was dead.
Alas, for him!
He was pushing
the golden statue.
It fell over.
On Mario. Ouch.
He rotted in
a caterpillar's cocoon.
For 500 years,
he disintegrated inside the cocoon.
That's not three words, Icey.
I got confused!!!!! ;P
he disintegrated inside.
(I fixed it, okay, Lemeri?)
(sure)
the cacoon. The
man got game-over.
He tore his
mustache out and
his hair, also.
And his eyes.
And his brain.
An anvil smashed
all the above.
An evil sun
killed a man
then blew up.
Then he died.
The evil moon
smacked Squirtle on
the shell. Meril
choked Ash Ketchum.
A dog said...
"Me not krall"
then gave up
half their money...
and asked why
Idna eta sguls.
(What's Idna eta sguls?)
Someone told me:
"Goriiach Dalsho! Hah!"
"Is that Drow?"
"No. It's not."
"What is it?"
"A dead lizard."
"Really? How weird!"
"Yeah, I suppose"
But in reality,
It was nothing! :D
It meant nothing.
Nothing at all!
They were wrong.
Very wrong indeed.
But then again,
it started trying
to eat trees
, socks, shorts, legs,
and tongues. Suddenly
they smelled stinky.
Everyone cut their
own health benefits.
Everyone got bronchitis.
Bronchitis is terrible.
The disease ate
all the pizza! >:(
Saturn rotated once.
then never again,
because of joe.
He died horribly.
The cloud moved!!!
They told him
that the end
was very bad.
And also that
he should drop
dead that minute.
He didn't. Then
alas, he did.
They gunned him
down. Blood was
there in large
quantities. And so
was death. The
stench of decay
was everywere. Even
on the step
of every bulding.
And the high-rise
Osaka Plaza, which
was the headquarters
of the Mob.
Then one day,
it all callapsed.
Th'whole world was
splatted with a
big fly swatter.
Nobody liked that.
So they shot
'imup real bad.
He fell off
a tall cliff.
He died horribly.
None mourned him.
But they did
loot his grave.
All there was
was a sarcophogus.
It was full
of priceless gems,
and dead monkeys.
The dead monkeys
walked the Earth.
in 80 days
(remove point) and some seconds.
A bouncing ball
circled the globe. ;P
Someone fell off
the cliffs and
hit a trampoline.
They went high.
Then they died.
A giant hammer
smashed a dog.
The dog yelped.
The trampoline ran.
Then it sniffed
a green pineapple.
The pineapple stank.
A cool cockroach
crawled on the
legs of Princess
Buttercup. Westlie came
and smooched her.
(characters I got from The Princess Bride)
Prince Humperdink found
an R.O.U.S. and
shot it down.
The rodent's brother
was also shot.
A paintball hit
it on the
chest. It punctured
the brain, and
drove through to
the toe. Platypus
eggrotten had a
very bad cold.
Bronchitis, also, because
he took snuff.
"What is snuff?"
asked the confused
turkey. "Gobble gobble."
he said. "GRRR!!!!"
said the hunter.
They started wrestling. :D
The bell rang.
It was 9:00.
All was ready.
For more sleep.
For 80 years.
I like sleeping.... :D
"ZHOSHK K'BLOSHK KENDRAT!"
what the.....okay.....................
"That was not"
"...a Zh'kludinitayj'ka raven,"
"What is that?"
2+2=4 maths assignments...
were really boring.
And also braindead.
Yet somehow interesting.
one khzaradianaredengaren guy,
comitted mass murder.
Of frogs and...
the Old Republic.
Which feared the
maniacal Malon, who
had an aneurysm.
Aemisis, Bemesis, Cemesis,
and bob, ate
most of the
flying medieval toasters.
Nemesis and Penance...
engaged in combat.
Nemesis pwned Penance...
stupidly. HEY! WHATATATATA!
shouted someone from
the evil tower...
atop the hill.
Suddenly the tower
collapsed into ruin,
but all was
(Dark pheonix, did you get that sword picture off of a web game called runescape?)
not lost. However,
Ali Baba and
his gang where
mugged by thugs.
They all thugged
the good people,
of valaquenta. a
thousand years passed.
The cities of
valaquenta recouperated slowly.
Attack toasters combusted.
into 14 shards
that speared many
ayuegywasihoysvdfuobuhdcoaisfeuisanhopdugfaubfiodsfbguisbfgiousdbfgiu species. An
wave of energy
Kill the double post.
and the ayuegywasihoysvdfuobuhdcoaisfeuisanhopdugfaubfiodsfbguisbfgiousdbfgiu
died horribly. Sad.
The chickens rebelled!!!
"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA"
A giant resist-O-ray......
grated in grotesque
pudding. The Kaiser...
dropped dead. Afterwards,
the Kaiser had...
a vile semblance
of a bat.
on moon rock.
This monstrosity feasted
It made mock
a truly generalizationisticallizing.....
moral code, while
a tiny cave....
collapsed into dust.
Kiser was upset...
(Lem'ka, that was the EXACT response from you that I envisioned after posting my last post!!!) O_o
by brainwashed fiends.
This was because.....
he was one.
"Things are bad"...
said he, morphing
into a rock.
Someone threw the
Galaxy at it.
The rock survived.
But dingos everywhere...
became giant dodongos.
The dodongos evolved
into evil toasters.
Uh, sorry, posted under my mom's identity.
They looked like
Which one was that?
a backwards Nerat.
A thing named
Thing had brunch
with King Arthur.
It was poison.
The poison failed.
King Arthur died.
Evil doofus. Die.
He died. Computer
Error. End now
the ICBM sequence.
Q-basic crashed and
made donuts XD for...
All time. The
evil armadillo made
Ransom demands of
&#A3;5000. No one
liked him. Nukes
were scattered around
Nolemmingatopia. &#A0;The local
EDIT: fixed
You're on the wrong thread, guy.
supermarket stocked lots
atomic bombs :). Then
the press found
a strange donut.
The donut had
no chocolate topping
. This caused death.
2+2=Fish returned. This...
caused great upset...
among other 3+3=bird's
brains. This created
brainless birds. Cigarettes
are no good
for your health.
And shall be
Very, very poor
when defecting to
The outside perimeter
of the galaxy.
Thus, a big
jet-black star destroyer
will fly around
annihilating unsuspecting planets.
This makes boxes.
Boxes make storage
which you put
Unwanted Pop-up advertisements
from Mr. TickIhaveALotOfTeethBoomExplosionSaboteur
, thats a big
chicken. I ate
Mr. TickIhaveALotOfTeethBoomExplosionSaboteur's wife
, who tasted horrible.
"I hate ducks!"
yelled Mr. Mischievious.
Pyhtagorean theorum was
a blatant ripoff
of paper airplanes.
Strumpets had been
making balogne daily.
What a slippery
(Timb', your last four posts in this thread have had full-stops, are you TRYING to end this? :???:)
(Well, no actually. Maybe I'm just not good at detecting something that will stop a topic up. I mostly just write something random and stick it in. It doesn't have to make sense...well, I didn't think it did.)
floor" said the
(Thats okay then.)
Wife, after nursing
an ugly pig
who had just
thrown up. Cabbages
are evil. They
devour small children.
Which is not
advisable for the
health of parrots.
Who eat cabbage.
Children taste horrible.
So do Surveyors
that squeak loudly
While undertaking scientific
experiments involving pasta.
Dragons ate pies.
They got fat.
So they died.
Resulting in gooey
paste that stuck.
Then there was
a large...potato???
the potato's grew
into a muffin
which killed people
. This disturbed Bobo.
He went into
The Great Depression
That Smashes Eggs.
This was a
catastrophical event for
the catastrophical society.
Dogs pestered people
into submission. Much
of this was
due to colonizationinismizationinistsisms.
Mice like cheese
Which helps colonizationinismizationinistsisms
colonialize the cheese.
A war broke
out among pies
and the cheese
won! A controversial
debate began. This
made pies become
aware of the
rapidly deepening threat
of high cats.
"Dogs suck!"Said
Boredom, who was
dead because of
certain imaging programs
such as paint.
Paint was updated
to paint 2.
However, Paint 2
still sucked badly.
Microsoft decided to
Release Paint infinity.
This caused a
Massive conspiracy as...
Microsoft's management realized...
they said "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh."
"Out with the
fiddly art programs...
" "In with the
glitchy art programs!
There was rejoice
From the eskimos...
undead like sandwhiches
that like to
eat wierd people
with hats on.
Chewing gum appeared.
It was apparently
poisoned by lemmings.
And there was
a long silence.
"... ... ..."
Afterwards, several of
the Death Eaters
stored massive amounts
of gunpowder in
the basement of
Bob's donut shop.
Then Bellatrix Lestrange
made an evil
plan to kill
all who knew
Sirius Black. She
Galloped to Azkaban,
equipped with her
wand. Lucius Malfoy
Saw it necessary
to call Bellatrix.
The chickens ate.
They ate dementors.
Harry Potter sucks.
Then a pillow
(Quit it with the Harry Potter, Ice.)
(Fixed.)
(Good.)
decided to explode
in the upper
portion of its
Mouth. Twenty stupid
whales started to
fly. They crashed
into a "duhhhh...hhhhhh...h...hhh...h...h".
This had a
busted light bulb.
Some animal died.
It was a
depressed elephant guy
who had swallowed
a paper clip.
Luckily, he choked.
So that was
the end of
the unfortunate soul.
Too bad for
the poor guy.
Many cheeses were
Singing la bamba
with a turkey.
Pizza is now
an official citizen
of the Italian
country. A tomato
was aquited for
shaving somebody's head
with a boomerang
and a cupcake.
Stupid spammers invaded
Space Invaders cabinets
with broken screens
And Bubble Bobble...
was also involved.
This inspired many
smileys to come
from weird eggs.
Also many bats
died for their
obsession with red
submachine guns. Strangely,
many blue people
were also so
childish. Shadow appeared
and was destroyed.
The next class...
was learning nuclear
physics. And Lemmingology.
But students failed
because they wagged.
Insane red fruit
(You know who you are... *smirks*)
sputtered all over
the students, causing
their mammas to...
experience sudden aneurysms.
Which were weird...
. So weird that
the universe exploded.
An asteroid field
no longer existed.
The moon also
no longer existed.
Even all planets
no longer existed.
One thing existed;
but not anymore.
It was a
schoolboy's imaginary friend.
He got sucked
twice a day.
Into the black
CH4ClBr7U32 molecule, whatever...
it's called, which
was actually "Carboquadrahydrichloribrominyuranitrinium".
Carboquadrahydrichloribrominyuranitrinium and Borobismukryptoseaborglithiberyllargonindium
were both gay.
Hence, they're monstrous.
Nobody cared. Helicopters
produced mysterious shadows
which loomed threateningly
over all savannas.
The wildlife was
hiding in houses.
Their houses would
explode any moment.
In a sudden
dingo attack, the....
"BOO!" some evil
dingo declared while
running around like
a drunken madman.
O-Ren Ishii appeared
. All your base...
are now belong
to us. O-Ren
Ishii was later
being attacked by
dinosaurs with rayguns,
killing her. Her
mum was fat.
Gogo Yubari randomly
no longer existed.
Except her clothes.
They farted, and...
attracted Dr. Eggman.
In Soviet Russia,
you're an outlaw.
"O RLY?" said...
who was lurking
in a tree
on the roof.
Clutching a bomb.
An evil bomb
whose sole purpose
was to explode
and cause devastation
to all smileys.
Its goal was
to assassinate a
stinky hat from...
the farthest reaches
of your mum.
Two ugly robots
were not straight.
So they melted.
Something ELSE was...
transforming into chess
player's all base.
And then it
exploded the planet.
Several galaxies away,
was another galaxy.
A red giant
loved teh dick.
And was shot.
Suddenly scary faces
no longer existed.
Only the prototypes.
42 lemmings, 42...
floaters, 56 trapdoors,
and a mum.
They were tested
, but didn't exist.
"Extinction Bottle" caused
mass pwnage of...
many innocent species.
Except, of course,...
the little bunnies.
They never existed.
Or did they?
Nope, certianly not.
An extinction machine
liked to delete...
every species that
were currently endangered.
Except the base...
that belonged to
a fat mamma.
Her bodyguards were
killing Ice_Eagle because...
they hated him.
No-one cared, except...
a blue-colored man.
He wasn't gay,...
because he liked
sheep. Many sheep...
were colored golden.
But they didn't...
care about gold.
Only about cigarettes.
The sheep were
very highly offended.
Because of genetics.
And NaCl3. Which...
changed the sheep
into various streetlights.
Some dogs exploded
in our minds.
Someone invented darknessbulbs.
They cause darkness.
This didn't matter,
because it's unattractive.
This meant war.
A 50-year war.
Which actually lasted...
for a second.
Or something like...
"Really, really, really
long times but...
That's not important...
because someone sucks."
That was weird.
Ryan awoke from...
a comforting sleep.
He walked down...
cold, frozen steps.
Then, he touched...
a fuzzy telephone
, causing fuzzy skin
disorder, so he