Okay. This works like 5 word story and 3 word story, except that each post is one word more than the one before it.
So, I start with one word. The next person does two words. Then three. Then four. And so on. Of course, we don't want it to get too long. So, once it gets up to 7, the next post is one word again, instead of 8.
So its: One word, two words, three words, four words, five words, six words, seven words, one word, and so on.
I'll start:
Zhokkleberries...
ate the
(Nice idea, Steaver! B))
planet Lemsock, because...
(Thanks!)
it was really yummy.
A random moderater grew Marijuana...
on the dark farms of crawdads.
G3K studied for a 2+2=4 maths assignment.
(Remember. This is 7 words, so next post is one word.)
It
(I knew you would remind us! :D)
sucked snails.
(Yep. Only the first time though. :P)
They tasted like
(Where did you get that idea from?)
retarded chickens and streetlights.
(Which idea? Extra Word Story? From my head :P)
Suddenly, the year became 9018.
(Wow...)
A loser bought $959 of Zhokkleberries.
The loser then got the seeds out
from
the ancient
ones, because they
had way too many
unused explosive devices stored in
hell. Zhii'kju was a lemming with....
not yet known abilities. All he know
is recorded on a scroll.it's in the temple,
of
the Nali
and many more
(EDIT: That post before the one word was 9 words, it was supposed to just be one! Try not to do this again! Remember - after 7 words, the next post is 1 word. apart from that, each post is 1 word more than the one before it)
other strange species. The
ajkyontchu is a breed of...
purple marauding hellhounds which came from
a retard's head. "Retards, is it?" yelled
Tulak
Horde. "How
d'ya get my...
drift?" asked a hedgehog.
"No." interupted a wandering zombi.
"You no make sense," snarled the
clone of Lem'ka, while eating Lemeri clones.
(Reminder - next post is one word! The person slipped up... last time, was it?... so I'm reminding you.)
Thingamajigs
butchered somebody
while eating zhokkleberries.
"Zhokkleberries suck!" said JOoeoooooooohi.imadoofusderrr...r..........
and his brother, Kizmai Yarse.
What on earth is a zhokkleberry?
Asked a passing anthropomorphic winged bobcat creature.
Rats
ate my
pet rat, or
have I just gone
to Number 2, Sturges Road?
Where the heck is Sturges road?
Asked a nearby Platypus, who was eating
. It
called upon
several kinds of
unusually large, green vegetables
which were eaten by Joe,
Who, in turn, was eaten by
a new age retro hippy called Bob
<go EarthBound! :P>
, who
had grey
streaks of hair.
He also wore a
Nice, new gray suit, which
had slime all over it. He
decided to clean his suit by rubbing
his
cat with
a fur coat
. This was how he
worked out that some random
Pole had made off with his
little ugly ring. Unforunately he randomly sneezed.
This
randomly caused
some random event
to unexpectedly happen. Screaming
people ran away from eggs
that smelled horrid because of Melman.
The universe imploded due to some cheese
and
the core
turned into some
fudgey, chocolatey ice cream.
How this happened is unknown.
So he ate pie, and said
EDIT: Whoops, this isn't the Five Word thread! X_X
"ECCH! This pie tastes like a spider!"
What
will happen
next is unclear,
so the ice cream
decided to go and do
The locomotion on a computer monitor.
But the computer monitor showed nonsense words
and
this was
very impossible to
decipher. Fortunately, several trained
combatants used their combined strength
to knock down all the computers.
Unfortunately, Bill Gates programmed computers to fight...
those
hideously mutated
kung fu gerbils,
which were revealed as
secret agents of Tony Blair.
Indeed, the computers won. Bill Gates
decided to donate his wealth to Oxfam.
Many
Oxfam employees
discovered that they
had been eating some
rabbits, snails, frog legs, and
a large blob of radioactive slime
and a nice helping of roasted smiley.
Henceforth
they decided
to play hangman
and actually hang people.
Many people were hung
by the wang, but some were
butchered, mutilated and then hung. There was
a
bad case
of the wangs...
{Shut it, Sunrise. You're getting on my nerves}
. Also, flying scissors were
laying on my desk, before
they started cutting yellow paper.
This, of course, meant that the...
scissors were doomed to a twisted existance
"PWNED!"
The scissors
randomly exploded because
there were too many
bombs, bubbles, clowns, computers, chemicals,
chili dogs, mustard dogs and snocones.
Phoebe Buffay suddenly sang "Smelly Cat" at
stinky
fish men.
They wore hats.
They booed at Phoebe's
dog, who tried to replace
Phoebe. Elle Driver popped out of
a cigarette pack. This caused much commotion.
Elle
didn't exist.
Because of Phoebe's
tendancy to not exist,
she disappeared. Extinction is beginning.
This lasted for ninety six days.
What happened next was that the world
farted.
It stunk.
It REALLY stunk.
In fact, the solar
system had to cover it's...
planets from further stinkiness. Pluto, however,
was far enough away to avoid the
impact
asteroid field
which was the
easiest target for the
armored star destroyer that was
mentally challenged in many different ways.
It was very, very, very, very crazy.
Coincidentally
it shook
the foundations of
the ship and the
surrounding support vessels. Somehow they
melted for no reason at all.
The wretched lifeforms aboard died in agony.
"Uh-oh!"
they exclaimed.
"Goodbye...all of
the goatse fans died.
And so will we. Bye."
All bases are belong to us.
While all other ships started to explode.
Crazy...
hedgehogs and
the crazy frog...
roamed the whole universe.
Before exploding in a bloody
ending, 1,000,000 lemmings filled the place.
This was not cool, because you touch...
When they died blood spattered everywhere, dripping
one
drop at
1, 2, 3,
the ugly ones
repulsive visages. They protested,
but the smileys appeared and
laughingly declared they would make everything
end.
And so
it's too bad
that they were correct.
An hour passed with mayhem
and the agony of lost souls
dsappeared. Soon, all remained was a black
void.
Seven snails...
transformed into staplers.
They were used as
bait for the unnecessary enemies.
The enemies were not morons, so
the enemies ate up the stapler snails.
Apparently
one enemy
was indeed a
moron, so he told
[edit]TOTPD! Yey![/edit]
everyone that gnawing on steel
could potentially cause minor tobacco addictions.
It was, therefore, outlawed. The penalty was
a
slow death.
A slow burn
and months without food.
The loser ended up in
hell, but didn't always have torture...
. Instead, devils kept dancing and scaring him.
Hypochlorosturgenuraniumate
, a substance,
was very gay.
It made people gay.
Especially people who ate it.
The substance had disguised itself as
a lemmings level, but it wasn't hard.
Because
you touch
just one teleporter
to initiate the sequence...
of solving the level instantly.
New levels were discovered every day.
They appeared in Cheapo in new packs.
CustLemm...
was then
permanently corrupted. Uh-oh!
But no-one cared, because...
everyone had turned against Custlemm.
This was good, because CustLemm sucked.
It sucked so much it became extinct.
13847148375248974892389423689527348937289423478913341894713
killed Custlemm.
This meant that...
Cheapo is the best!
Which was very true, until...
Custlemm fans got very angry at
Peter Spada for creating Cheapo. This lead...
to
an invasion...
in the program.
This annoyed many farts.
Fortunately Cheapo killed all Custlemm...
levels except "This Time We Brought
30 More," which was only the good
level
in the
entire CustLemm universe.
Custlemm fans were angrier
than thirty two electrocuted ducks.
They kept posting in a topic
about fried elephants and dingo maniac ducks.
Chickens
ate lemmings.
Then stopped existing.
In the Level Pack
, there were ten various levels.
each of them with a glitch.
Or in some cases, with a goat.
"Oh!"
said this...
annoying Custlemm level,
and then it died.
People posted in Custlemm topics,
and got banned. Why? Because they...
continously criticized Cheapo. All Custlemm-related topics were
DELETE'd.
Which was
not a poop.
Meanwhile, JM level paks
were getting posted all over
me! Get The posts off me!