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Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 20, 2009, 01:23:56 PM
Another favourite of mine, which I'm surprised hasn't been started here yet.
The title pretty much says it all. The answers obviously shouldn't be serious, and don't have to be truthful in any way.
Once you answer the question, ask the next one.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Yawg on July 20, 2009, 10:47:40 PM
A: A freak accident involving hamsters, a bar of soap, and 4000 metric tons of Plutonium.
Q: Who taught lemmings how to fence through solid rock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 20, 2009, 11:50:04 PM
A:  They were taught by the evil hamster zombies that were out to conquer the world.
Q:  How does Mario eat a mushroom that's his own size?
How to make the line:
Code: [Select]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Yawg on July 21, 2009, 02:55:06 AM
A: His jaw distends like a snake's, because he's not really a Japanese-Italian plumber...he's really a Japanese-Italian plumber CYBORG.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 03:40:02 AM
A:  To see what it is like to get ran over by a chicken driving a car.
Q:  What is the IQ of any given mouse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 05:38:52 AM
Nothing, until you plug them into a PC.
What is the answer to the question of the person after you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 06:43:38 AM
A:  What's the question?
Q:  What is the next question, considering I have been asked to answer it by the previous question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 07:41:11 AM
A: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 07:44:58 AM
A:  Most likely asteroids/meteors.
Q:  Was the previous question very stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 21, 2009, 07:48:23 AM
A: Only on thursdays.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike with a dingo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 21, 2009, 07:50:26 AM
A:  Why don't you Google it first?
Q:  How many letters are supported in MS-DOS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 22, 2009, 09:10:47 AM
A: Four. The dash is not a letter, and the second S is kind of falling off due to lack of support.
Q: What do ducks eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 23, 2009, 03:43:03 AM
A:  They eat what ducks eat.
Q:  Why is Google awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 23, 2009, 05:12:15 PM
A: Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: Which road did the chicken cross?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 24, 2009, 05:24:40 AM
Namida, be careful what context you use on your links.  I reported that one to the moderators because due to the context I feel that could be a link to a nasty video.  I could be wrong, but still...

A:  I refuse to answer.
Q:  Why was the current keyboard layout created?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 24, 2009, 10:33:43 AM
Don't worry, the video isn't nasty at all. It's a Family Guy clip.

A: Because the one before it sucked.
Q: What do you get if you multiple nix by sine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 24, 2009, 11:34:31 PM
You get nothing, because there isn't such a number!
Why is context important in links?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 25, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
A: Because it can warn you away from links that may otherwise really annoy you.
Q: Be honest, did you click that one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 27, 2009, 10:19:57 PM
A:  Let's back off the video links for a while until things cool down a little.
Q:  What is the answer to the mathematical equation 7*989645836547536599?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 28, 2009, 02:07:36 AM
A: Some multiple, possibly fractional, of 799*9896458365475365.
Q: What's the difference between a snake on a plane and two white guys plus T-Pain on a boat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
A:  See context of q.
Q:  Is there a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 29, 2009, 10:09:35 AM
A: Yes but the question is a lie.
Q: Are you still alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 29, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
A:  Yes, or I wouldn't be typing this.
Q:  What is the name of this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 30, 2009, 06:18:19 AM
A: Ask a stupid answer, get a stupid question.
Q: Which is the odd one out and why: Mr K, Bashers, Nuclear Bombs, or South America?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on July 30, 2009, 10:08:13 AM
Quote from: namida on 2009-07-24 04:33:43
Q: What do you get if you multiple nix by sine?

Fifty-Four? :D (Supposed to swap the two capital F's but doesn't differ.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on July 30, 2009, 10:21:50 AM
Quote from: namida on 2009-07-30 00:18:19
Q: Which is the odd one out and why: Mr K, Bashers, Nuclear Bombs, or South America?

A: Mr K. He's a user on the lemmings Forums! ;P
Q: How many different skills does a lemming need to change a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 30, 2009, 11:43:45 AM
A: Builders to get to it, bashers or bombers to remove the old ones, blockers to hold the new installer in place... then they're screwed. There's no skill to let them place a new one.
Q: What should the lightbulb-installer skill be called?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on July 30, 2009, 03:02:23 PM
A: Electrocuter? ??? Otherwise, not sure.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on July 30, 2009, 06:35:26 PM
Lightbulber!  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on July 31, 2009, 07:33:21 AM
You forgot to ask a question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on July 31, 2009, 07:47:59 AM
I am the culprit. Because I answered your question first. Back to the quiz!
Q: Which colour is the odd one out? Red, Yellow, Green or Blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 11:49:10 AM
A: Both red AND yellow, because combining them doesn't sound like "grue".
Q: A man is born in Argentina, grows up in Russia, lives in Canada, retires in Australia, and dies in China. What colour are his socks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 02:03:20 PM
A: Black
Q: What is the area of an ice hockey pitch (Minus the goalposts)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 01, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
A: Everything inside the fence that isn't a goalpost.
Q: Pirates or Ninjas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 06:20:57 PM
A: Pirates! (We should take a poll actually)
Q: Where does sound come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:01:06 PM
A:  Sound sources
Q:  Why is the big bang called the big bang?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 07:10:41 PM
A: Because something exploded
Q: What was that something that exploded?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 07:34:45 PM
It was the something that exploded.
What is 97256+4126+04752+75+75624+647+527+527564?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-08-01 13:34:45
It was the something that exploded.
WRONG! ;P It was the universe!

A: 710571
Q: What is the 119th element of the periodic table known to be called?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 09:44:47 PM
A:  Blargilicious?
WRONG?!  This is the "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" thread!  The answer doesn't have to be serious!
Q:  Why do forums support text?
The question doesn't have to be serious either...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 01, 2009, 10:13:34 PM
A: Do you mean "Text support forums"?
Q: What is the capital of Washington, DC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 01, 2009, 10:14:59 PM
A:  Washington, D.C. IS a capital! :D
Q:  How many smileys are used in this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 08:05:21 AM
A: Despite none being present in the final product, at least 7 smileys were harmed in the making of it. You heartless bastard.
Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 02, 2009, 09:30:59 AM
[Uhh... Namida, watch your language please. >:( I won't answer this question or either MAKE a question unless you change the swear word in your last answer.]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
... It's clearly used as a joke, and "bastard", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one. On top of that, the whole "omg, bad word" attitude is very out of date. A word, bad or not, used in an offensive context, is fair enough. But tell me - is there any real difference between saying "What the heck" or "What the [F-word]"? And, is "Go screw yourself" really any less offensive than "Go [F-word] yourself"? It's the way it's used, not the word itself, that should be worried about.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 02, 2009, 12:37:34 PM
OK. I will accept "Go screw yourself" and "Oh My God" and "Heck" but nothing else.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 02, 2009, 02:23:35 PM
No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 02, 2009, 06:51:23 PM
How many more forum games do you plan on ruining!   >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 02, 2009, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: namida on 2009-08-02 04:49:41
... It's clearly used as a joke, and "*******", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one.
That's a bad word, and it's not tame at all.

NOTE:  I have tampered with this quote for obvious reasons...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mr. K on August 02, 2009, 08:40:04 PM
Quote from: namida on 2009-08-02 08:23:35
No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
Namida, I'm on your side.  I don't really care about swears.  We've all seen them before, and I've gotten to the point where I'm not even close to offended.  The way I run this forum, I couldn't care less whether you use 'em.  We just have a few people that need to lighten up and learn to ignore.

Btw.  I'll continue the game.

A: None

Q: Hey is that a three-headed monkey behind you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 02, 2009, 09:19:51 PM
A: No, it's a spider crawling along my bedroom wall.
Q: How fast can a lemming run a mile?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 06:13:00 AM
A: It depends on whether it has to climb walls along the way.
A: Why does this question have an A instead of a Q?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 03, 2009, 06:15:10 AM
A: I's just a statement, probably
Q: What is the opposite of Knight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 07:06:15 AM
A: Kday.
Q: What did you just lose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 03, 2009, 10:11:16 AM
A: My spider from yesterday.
Q: How many vases grow flowers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 10:16:08 AM
A: None of them. It was actually the ducks.
Q: Why did 7 8 9?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 03, 2009, 10:21:11 AM
A: Because 9 1 2 7
Q: Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 03, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
A: Because triangular boxes would be weird.
Q: Quack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 03, 2009, 04:18:51 PM
A: I know who's speaking!
Q: How white is the white house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 01:20:46 AM
A:  White enough to be classified as white.
Q:  What is going to happen to the question after this one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 01:47:50 AM
A: It will get answered.
Q: Will it really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 03:01:53 AM
A:  Yes
Q:  What is the BBC Code for "wink"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
A: [wink]
Q: Why doesn't it work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 04, 2009, 05:07:01 AM
A:  Because wink is a smiley...  it's code is actually
Code: [Select]
;).
Is that even BBC Code at all?
Q:  Why is the "cloud" a dumb idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 07:14:33 AM
A: Because clouds can be shaped like body parts. Such as hands.
Q: If I have three fingers on one hand and seven fingers on the other hand, how many hands do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 04, 2009, 07:49:36 AM
A: Two. (two easy!)
Q: What is the short form of seconds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 07:51:26 AM
A: Secs. Hobos often measure time in "bum secs".
Q: Did the last coin you flipped land heads or tails?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 04, 2009, 09:55:30 AM
A: I left it standing up.
Q: I did a science experiment when my flame went pink. How did that happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 10:14:42 AM
A: Because of potassium chloride being present in an object inside the flame. Science. It works, bitches.
Q: Do ducks contain high levels of potassium chloride?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 04, 2009, 01:25:39 PM
A: I think they have potassium without the chloride. If the were they should swim in swimming pools.
Q: Do you prefer dust, feathers or tongs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 01:45:57 PM
A: I dunno. Ducks?
Q: What's a dingo on a bike?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 04, 2009, 02:04:50 PM
A: Bingo! :D
Q: What numbers are on my invisible lottery ticket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 04, 2009, 02:27:00 PM
A: 42. Nothing else. Just 42.
Q: Do Americans eat ice cream on Wednesdays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 04, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
A: No, they eat on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Q: Where is Maple Valley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 05, 2009, 01:50:26 AM
A:  At Maple Mountain.
Q:  A program used to browse the Internet.  {surprise, this sort of is a question...}
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 05, 2009, 08:06:12 AM
A: Quadratic formula.
Q: What do you get if you multiply the quadratic formula by Pythagoras's thereom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 05, 2009, 08:12:18 AM
A: Too many squared answers.
Q: What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tambourine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 05, 2009, 09:06:47 AM
A: Barack Obama.
Q: Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 05, 2009, 01:04:05 PM
Don't know. I thought you were going to say Salvation.
What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tangerine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 05, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
A: Snakes on a Plane.
Q: Are there mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 06, 2009, 03:17:46 AM
No.  The plane was deemed lifeless five seconds ago.
What is the purpose of competition in a market and why is it good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 06, 2009, 06:11:16 AM
A: The purpose is to offer prizes to consumers in exchange for acheiving well in the competition, and it's good because it means we get free stuff.
Q: Does free stuff pwn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 06, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
A: Nothing's free in my shops
Q: What are the numbers on my invisible lottery ticket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 06, 2009, 10:53:12 AM
A: 31. Nothing else. Just 31.
Q:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 06, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
A: We'll stop if you want to, otherwise answer this question.
Q: What's the most addictive healthy drink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 07, 2009, 08:08:57 AM
A: V. Ignore all those who say it isn't healthy.
Q: Do you drink V?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 07, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
A: V for Vodka? I don't drink Vodka
Q: Can a lemming get through a Squeeze Machine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 07, 2009, 10:43:16 AM
[No, V is the name of an energy drink!]

A: No, but 50 more can get past while that one distracts the machine.
Q: Do girls fart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 07, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
A: Yes! But some of their lovers hate it though...
Q: Is answering a question harder than asking a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 01:44:08 AM
In this topic, no.
Am I running low on ideas for stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 08, 2009, 09:57:58 AM
A: No, you just can't get most of them out of your head and onto the forum.
Q: Why do builders start making clickly noises for the last 4 steps in the Sega version, instead of the last 3 like everywhere else?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 08, 2009, 09:20:50 PM
A: It just shows that Sega Lemmings is different brand to the original lemmings.
Q: I have a wishbone, a piece of foil and an elastic band. What did I make?
Title: The subject of this post.
Post by: Dullstar on August 08, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
A:  A wish related to a combination between tin foil and an elastic band.
Q:  What is the subject of this post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on August 08, 2009, 11:00:23 PM
A:you Ask a stuped quest and someone STUPEDLY awser it
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Q:Why is there a bomber skill in the game
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 12:13:59 AM
A: Because they felt the need to allow lemmings to blow up.
Q: Why isn't there a Rickroller skill in the game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on August 09, 2009, 04:02:17 AM
A: BECUSE people hate to be RICKROLL'd GOSH DANG IT
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Q:What is the difrence between infinity and Pi


BTW i thougt the answer  to my question was this
(Because lemmings are terrorists)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 04:16:57 AM
A: You can't eat infinity.
Q: Why did you try to answer your own question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 09, 2009, 05:36:29 AM
A: I was to make a joke.
Q: Why am I awake at this time of the morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 09, 2009, 07:32:33 AM
[Sorry for re-using a previous answer, but it's too tempting not to.]

A: Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: How many dinosaurs did you kill this time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 09, 2009, 01:00:50 PM
A: Twenty-six dinosaurs, exactly.
Q: 31 was not on my invisible lottery ticket. Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 09, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
A:  Because it wasn't.
Quote from: Giga on 2009-08-08 17:00:23
A:you Ask a stuped quest and someone STUPEDLY awser it
Q:  What makes the quoted answer incorrect?


HINT:  Check this post.
Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-08-08 16:53:33
A:  A wish related to a combination between tin foil and an elastic band.
Q:  What is the subject of this post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 09, 2009, 09:58:36 PM
A: A true question.
Q: If an object is maple colored on one side and bottle colored in the middle, what's the color inside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 10, 2009, 04:59:22 AM
A:  Some colour that cannot be seen by any known creature in the universe in any circumstances whatsoever.  The mysterious colour known as:  asdfawertqergbadfgaergtya aef
Q:  How was this colour named?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 05:38:25 AM
A: By the Ancient Greeks:
Q: Was there snow somewhere?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 05:59:40 AM
A: Yes, but only sometimes.
Q: Did the ancient greeks eat food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
A: Yes, especially Cherry Pie.
Q: If there is something called a spider plant, why isn't there such thing as a beetle plant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 10, 2009, 11:38:08 AM
A: Because cat food isn't made from cats.
Q: How many bottles of coke does it take to change a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 01:16:18 PM
A: Five?
Q: How many mouse clicks do I do every day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on August 10, 2009, 05:37:44 PM
A:300 a day 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 YOUR WHOLE LIFE
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Q:How many minutes dose it take to ride your bike to school with square wheels
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 10, 2009, 06:41:11 PM
ꝏ
This sign is what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 10, 2009, 07:53:54 PM
A: A road sign from Tanzania
Q: What is the purpose of the meaning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 11, 2009, 09:14:37 PM
A:  To get to infinity.
Q:  If there is no question, then what is the question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 06:57:17 AM
A:The question is the one listed below (P.S. it must be stupid like this one)
Q: If you mix a shopping bag with a tent, what do you get?
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Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
A: A duck on wheels.
Q: How many wheels should a duck have, on average?
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Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:35:24 PM
A: about 6. Each one for the claw of their flippers.
Q: Which is the odd one out? Monangle, Biangle, Triangle, Quadrangle.
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Post by: namida on August 12, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
A: Quintrangle.
Q: What is the answer to this question?
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Post by: Minim on August 12, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
A: Here!
Q: Why do I have a creaky floor?
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Post by: Dullstar on August 12, 2009, 07:28:02 PM
A:  You asked for it.
Q:  How many icons are on my desktop?
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Post by: GigaLem on August 13, 2009, 04:13:54 AM
A: 379
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Q:Witch one is diffrantlem lem lem lem lem lem len lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem


Btw Some didn't answer my last question
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 13, 2009, 06:55:40 AM
A: The 6th one. Which is stupid, because this means my hints lied to me.
Q: What do you get if you multiply a spanish priest by a pair of binoculars?
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Post by: Minim on August 14, 2009, 09:28:44 AM
A: A Spanish omelette sandwich
Q: How cold is a boiled ice cube?
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Post by: namida on August 14, 2009, 02:07:14 PM
A: At the very least, 100 degrees. Below this, it isn't boiling. Unless you're one of those people who uses farenheit, in which case, 77.339 degrees, because also the boiling point of water is different in Soviet America.
Q: Why is the boiling point of water different in Soviet America?
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Post by: Minim on August 14, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
A: Because Soviet America made a brand new substance and called it water
Q: I landed something in a plant pot. What happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 15, 2009, 01:15:39 AM
Giga, your question was answered, with the infinity sign.
A:  The plant ran away.
Q:  Where did it run off to?
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Post by: Minim on August 15, 2009, 08:13:30 AM
A: A place where it stayed there
Q: Why do acid lemmings have green bodies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 15, 2009, 09:34:17 AM
A: Because they feel sick from too much acid, duh.
Q: How many lemmings does it take to change a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 16, 2009, 05:10:05 AM
A:  A more appropriate question is "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?"
Q:  How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?

EDIT:  Changed wording to be consistent with previous question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 16, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
A: Your mom LOL.
Q: Why wasn't that funny?
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Post by: Minim on August 16, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
A: Because you forgot your joke from yesterday
Q: Why do deodorants smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 17, 2009, 02:39:58 AM
A:  They have invisible noses.
Q:  What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 17, 2009, 05:54:49 AM
A: Forty-two.
Q: What isn't the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 17, 2009, 01:04:12 PM
A: Fourty-two
Q: How much cotton wool can fit inside a speaker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 17, 2009, 05:00:53 PM
A: Some. But not that much. Just some.
Q: What ONE skill is missing: Climber, Floater, Blocker, Bomber, Builder, Basher, Miner, Digger.
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Post by: Pooty on August 17, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
A: Turner.
Q: How much is that Lemming in the window?
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Post by: Dullstar on August 17, 2009, 06:03:28 PM
A:  The combined value of a million of every currency known to mankind!
Q:  What is asd;l'kfjaes goijhgsf;bojadh;fgkljads ;lfjahwtpj qn;vakjdsfgads;lkj fkljighe43jihter?
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Post by: namida on August 18, 2009, 06:43:56 AM
A: An ASCII art image of Rick Astley as viewed by a person who's drunk too much and has 38 STDs on Fridays (but only 17 on other days).
Q: Did that make cents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 20, 2009, 06:03:36 AM
A: I'm back!
Q: What did I miss?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 20, 2009, 07:01:36 AM
A: Nothing, but you lost the game.
Q: When is a beer not a beer?
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Post by: Pooty on August 20, 2009, 05:08:16 PM
A: When it's still in the glass.
Q: How many cans of lager does it take to change a lemming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 20, 2009, 05:21:54 PM
Quote from: Pooty on 2009-08-17 11:27:18
A: Turner.

Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

OK. Return to the quiz

A: Minus one. Cuz lagerz dont werk
Q: What letters are in the betabet?
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Post by: Pooty on August 20, 2009, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: minimac94 on 2009-08-20 11:21:54
Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

But Nuker was what I was trying to avoid saying, because I felt it was too obvious. Then I remembered 3D Lemmings. :D

Oh well, let's forget about that.

A: uɯoןdʞbɾɹısɥʇƃnɟʌǝʍpxɔʎqzɐ
Q: What's that thing doing in my pea soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 21, 2009, 05:04:56 AM
A:  Being in your pea soup, that's what!
Q:  What is wrong with this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 21, 2009, 08:11:05 AM
A: The answer is wrong.
Q: How big is Barack Obama's snake? And by that, I mean the actual pet snake he owns.
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Post by: Pooty on August 21, 2009, 03:18:03 PM
A: Slightly larger than the Bush it devoured.
Q: What 'Q' R U?
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Post by: Dullstar on August 22, 2009, 12:32:50 AM
A:  Some random species...
Q:   ???  <-- You aren't expected to understand that.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 22, 2009, 10:07:59 AM
A: Dingoes.
Q: XKCD?
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Post by: Dullstar on August 23, 2009, 02:49:20 AM
A:  Awesome webcomic.
Q:  Syntax error!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 23, 2009, 06:13:57 AM
A: Is that a question?
Q: 5 / 0 = ?
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Post by: Dullstar on August 23, 2009, 08:11:50 PM
A:  Yet another syntax error, just because I said so!
Q:  BSOD or Kernel Panics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on August 23, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
A:nuking jiffy pop in the micorwave
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Q:Would you explode egg'ws in the micorwave
or a diet soda fountain in your house
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 24, 2009, 03:33:28 AM
A:  Make grammatical error stew.
Q:  What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 25, 2009, 09:08:03 PM
(150th post on this topic!)

A: A sensible answer which means something
Q: In what way do eggs behave similar to lemmings?
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Post by: Pooty on August 25, 2009, 09:13:04 PM
A: They explode in a microwave.
Q: How many men live in No Man's Land?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 26, 2009, 09:09:18 AM
A: One, his name is No.
Q: Who farted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on August 28, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
A:  According to your post in Good thing of the Day, you.
Q:  Am I up late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on August 29, 2009, 01:18:52 AM
A:Yes becuase that was a great party last night
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Q:Anybody SUPER sticous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on August 29, 2009, 06:30:01 AM
A: Did u meen "Anybody for SUPER stickers?
Q: If witch-hazel is good for you, why is itch-hazel bad for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on August 29, 2009, 09:21:01 AM
A: Because it's not bi*CONNECTION DIES*
Q: Did you just lose the game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Pooty on August 30, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
A: Yes, I have just lost the game.
Q: What is the answer to namida's riddle?
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Post by: namida on August 31, 2009, 05:52:28 AM
A: The game.
Q: Who are all your base is belong to?
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Post by: Fernito on August 31, 2009, 05:57:52 AM
Quote from: namida on 2009-08-30 23:52:28
A: The game.
Q: Who are all your base is belong to?

A: Us
Q: Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on September 01, 2009, 10:31:29 PM
Q:  Someone staring at a computer screen.
A:  Am I using a new keyboard or a really old keyboard, or in between?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on September 02, 2009, 02:44:14 AM
A: (deep voice)A KEYBORD FROM THE FUTURE! *ECHOS*
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Q:If Spongebob was made out of cheese and hes in the oven what whould you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on September 02, 2009, 07:16:40 AM
A: Because I like grilled cheese I would take him out of the oven, onto the grill and eat him inside a sandwich for lunch.
Q: Is that because I like SpongeBob?
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Post by: namida on September 02, 2009, 09:13:01 AM
A: No, it's because you're a plank of wood!
Q: Why is minimac94 a plank of wood?
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Post by: Minim on September 02, 2009, 10:20:38 AM
A: Because the plank of wood is an expression for somebody being teased.
Q: In what other ways do eggs behave similar to lemmings?
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Post by: namida on September 05, 2009, 03:10:10 PM
A: They explode.
Q: What is your opinion of cheese rolls?
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Post by: Minim on September 05, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
A: Mice eat them without the roll.
Q: What name dos God scream when he stubs his toe?
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Post by: namida on September 05, 2009, 11:51:42 PM
A: The same one that Santa, the tooth fairy, and so on, would scream.
Q: How is your mother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on September 06, 2009, 10:22:42 PM
A:  Fine.
Q:  There's a mouse in my house!  What kind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Fernito on September 07, 2009, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-09-06 16:22:42
A:  Fine.
Q:  There's a mouse in my house!  What kind?

A computer mouse, unless you're browsing the internet just with a keyboard.
Q: If two plus two is asdf, then two times two is?
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Post by: Pooty on September 07, 2009, 08:49:59 AM
A: asdf, because 2+2 = 2x2. :D
Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on September 07, 2009, 04:56:34 PM
A:  Tomato
Q:  Or would it be?  What are your thoughts?

Quote from: Pooty on 2009-09-07 02:49:59
Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on September 07, 2009, 07:33:50 PM
A: Beans, Cos beanz meanz heinz
Q: If you drink holy water and take a whiz on a vampire, will you kill him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on September 07, 2009, 09:24:44 PM
A:  Yes.
Q:  ...Or does it just mean the subject line messes up?

I fixed the subject line though, it looked weird in the posts thing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on October 14, 2009, 03:53:29 PM
A: It can mean that, but that doesn't mean it will. It decides at the time whether or not it wants to mean that, and has the free will to perform either way.
Q: Are you like a boss?
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Post by: Proxima on October 14, 2009, 08:34:56 PM
A: I am a boss (namely Proxima from Iji).
Q: How many roads must a lemming walk down?
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Post by: Minim on October 14, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
A: 83.
Q: We are getting close to something. What is it?
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Post by: Dullstar on October 14, 2009, 09:39:44 PM
According to my watch, 3:40 PM.
And how many seconds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on October 16, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
A:240000
Q:Lemmings+EEnE sounds+objects=?





One day i looked at the fourms on the WII
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on November 01, 2009, 11:30:04 PM
A:  Gibberish in the snow.
Q:  What's EEnE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Pooty on November 02, 2009, 12:51:03 AM
A: Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
Q: DEAD+BEE=?
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Post by: Dullstar on November 02, 2009, 01:28:07 AM
A:  Soon to be the little insect that was annoying you five minutes ago.
Q:  KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRTbuntu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liebatron on January 21, 2010, 11:26:00 PM
A: No thanks, I prefer Croissants to KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRT buns.

Q: When are the gnomes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GigaLem on January 22, 2010, 03:42:18 AM
A:STOP STARING AT ME
Q:World ends 2012 or [size=9]5MILLON YEAR LATER![/size]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuyPerfect on January 25, 2010, 04:43:23 AM
A: Is that a question?

Q: Do brown cows make chocolate milk?
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Post by: Pooty on January 25, 2010, 12:31:12 PM
A: Of course! Brown cows are made of chocolate!
Q: Did you take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus?
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Post by: GigaLem on January 26, 2010, 12:23:16 AM
A:What?!
Q:Where should that arrow be pointing on a im with stupid shirt
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liebatron on February 01, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
A: To the West, haven't you heard that song before?

Q: How are a Raven and a Writing desk both similar to Admiral Horatio Nelson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on February 02, 2010, 03:00:46 AM
None of them ate speakers every night for dinner as far as the general public knows.

What if they did???
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Post by: asbaarle on May 07, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
A: Fiddlesticks!
Q: Why are there so many Tuba players in phone booths these days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liebatron on June 14, 2010, 09:24:09 PM
Answer: It's the only place soundproofed enough that they can practice without disturbing the peace.

Question: Why does tautology exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dullstar on June 17, 2010, 04:31:47 AM
A:  Because everyone DIED.
Q:  Why did everyone die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Clam on June 17, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
A: Calendar was two and a half years out.
Q: Does sense none this why make?
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Post by: Burned on June 19, 2010, 02:44:06 PM
A: Not at all. tihs qotseuin is so cfnosunig, and so is tihs aenswr. It is so wierd.

(Not at all, this question is so confusing, and so is this answer. It is so weird).

Q: How do you paint the whole world red?
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Post by: GigaLem on June 21, 2010, 03:58:47 AM
A:Send out all of the airplains in the world And tell them to drop all the paint
Q:What does namida do on his day off
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on March 15, 2013, 08:04:24 AM
(I in the UK are celebrating Red Nose Day today, so let's humour things up by playing this old game)

A: He decides to play croquet.
Q: Why are raincoats not made of wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Clam on March 15, 2013, 08:25:00 AM
A: Because it obviously wooden work. *groan*
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Q: Why did it take 998 days to answer the previous question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Luis on March 15, 2013, 10:17:23 AM
A. The thread was sucked into a blackhole and it found it's way back 998 days later.

Q. Why Lemmings keep falling into another entrance to a dungeon, after going through an exit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on March 15, 2013, 05:07:35 PM
A: Because they decided to get lost, those poor creatures
Q: Why don't Lemmings eat tofu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Luis on March 16, 2013, 03:59:30 AM
A. Because they never found such a food. Put it in front of the exit and line it up on the ground. Don't make a big pile, or they'll turn around from it.

Q. Why clouds never fall on us?
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Post by: Clam on March 16, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
A: Just to be different to all that boring gravity-affected stuff.

Q: We'll never know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. But who put the cookie in the cookie jar to begin with?
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Post by: GigaLem on April 01, 2013, 02:29:34 AM
A:No one knows that either
Q:Why do i have nothing to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on May 23, 2013, 11:53:26 AM
A: Because your house has broken down.
Q: What is so special about May 23?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Clam on May 24, 2013, 08:18:24 AM
A: It's the 0th anniversary of that post! Congratulations! :thumbsup:

Q: How many Lix does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Post by: Minim on November 20, 2013, 08:39:10 AM
A: Depends on the weight. Hopefully they won't make the lollies too heavy. Realistically, I'd say 4 per lolly.

Q: All Pingus have yellow beaks, so why does one Pingu have a red beak?
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Post by: namida on November 20, 2013, 08:50:40 AM
A: Because he's in the closet, and uses a lot of lipstick.

Q: What evolutionary advantage is provided to lemmings by being able to explode?
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Post by: jammer64 on December 07, 2013, 02:07:42 PM
A: Dunno but evolution theory relates to Big Bang!

Q: Why am I too dumb to finish Crane's Thanatos? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Clam on December 07, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
A. Because the level is specially built to interfere with normal brain function, thus actually lowering your IQ while you play.

Q. Who really runs the forum these days?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Crane on December 07, 2013, 08:51:27 PM
A. The NSA.

Q. Why is Triple Trouble not in Mayhem?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Simon on December 07, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
I'm afraid this has a completely legit, non-stupid answer: It doesn't look daunting.

It's quickly apparent what you have to do. All or Nothing is also obvious to solve in mind, but All or Nothing makes it immediately obvious too that it'll take several tries. Triple Trouble doesn't look like taking several tries to execute.

Stupid answer: They were afraid of the user reaching the fourth copy of WAFD, and had to put a hard level earlier in the same rating.

Q: Why does ccexplore like the spinning hamster so much to use it as the only avatar he's ever had?



-- Simon
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Crane on December 08, 2013, 02:06:48 AM
A. Because they're cousins of the most intelligent species on Earth.  All hail!

Q. What's 1 + 1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Luis on December 08, 2013, 07:51:49 AM
A Lemming with two heads. They count as two saves when they enter the exit.

Why ghosts chase Pacman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on December 08, 2013, 01:16:23 PM
The game is symbolic. The ghosts represent a group of gangsters, and the blue pellets represent a gun. You owe all the gangs money.

What to do if on a train?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on December 09, 2013, 03:08:20 PM
A: Bash to the front of the train and steal the controls.
Q: Why must food be eaten to a person with a food allergy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on December 10, 2013, 12:42:52 AM
Because you touch yourself at night.

What would happen if we nuked Mars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: jammer64 on December 10, 2013, 01:51:28 AM
A: We'd have to scratch all the chocolate and caramel off ourselves.

Q: Why do lemmings wear blue pyjamas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Clam on December 10, 2013, 08:05:43 AM
A: They got their laundry mixed up with the blue jeans and the colours ran.

Q: Why did I just lock this topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: jammer64 on December 10, 2013, 11:07:51 AM
A: You DIDN'T!

Q: Why didn't You just lock the topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on December 12, 2013, 12:35:16 AM
Because he realised he left the key inside.

Why is Rick Astley not a ninja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on December 15, 2013, 08:12:38 PM
A: Because he's a silky crate, and silky crates can't perform ninja-like actions.

Q: Why is a creme anglais not a musical instrument?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: namida on December 16, 2013, 12:42:10 PM
A: Because it's missing the key ingredient.

Q: How many triangles in a lemming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: arttu98 on December 23, 2013, 12:18:32 PM
A: Enough to survive an explosion.

Q: Why does this question glow in yellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Luis on December 24, 2013, 07:31:57 AM
Because it's a banana question.

Why the sun is on fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on December 24, 2013, 03:41:51 PM
A: Because God created a clone of himself and made it explode.

Q: Why do we never wear a divorce ring?
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Post by: namida on December 25, 2013, 10:53:52 AM
Because we have no money to buy it with, the ex-wife took it all.

What if cats could fly but only on Tuesdays?
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Post by: arttu98 on December 25, 2013, 05:23:55 PM
A: That would be a cat-astrophe.

Q: What's on your right side?
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Post by: GigaLem on December 26, 2013, 01:07:47 AM
A: a black hole augh SH-Censored
Q: Why am I speaking in rainbows?
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Post by: namida on December 26, 2013, 01:49:04 AM
A: Because you just lost the game.

Q: What if iPhones dualbooted iOS and Android?
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Post by: Clam on December 29, 2013, 08:34:36 AM
A: An apple ice cream sandwich. (Mmmm...)

Q: How do you escape from the zoo?
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Post by: namida on December 29, 2013, 08:41:12 AM
A: Glasses and a mostauche. Only humans wear those, so they won't suspect a thing.

Q: Why is there no direct "Athlete" skill?
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Post by: Clam on January 12, 2014, 08:58:28 AM
A: We tried training Athletes, but they misunderstood so they turned out to be Runners and ran away.

Q: How do you fit 80 lemmings inside a Christmas pudding?
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Post by: Crane on January 12, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
A: The same way have four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

Q: What happens to the lemmings who get caught in the vacuum cleaner traps in the bubble tileset?
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Post by: arttu98 on January 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
A: They turn into bubbles!

Q: How?
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Post by: Clam on January 14, 2014, 05:06:51 AM
A: They get transported to Lemmings 3D world and become bombers. They even split into smaller bubbles!

Q: Why are lemmings better than humans?
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Post by: namida on January 14, 2014, 05:40:55 AM
A: Because they don't waste time touching themselves at night.

Q: What if there was a Tractor Driver skill in Lemmings?
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Post by: Minim on January 14, 2014, 08:27:50 AM
A: The Tractor may squash up all the other lemmings. Be careful out there.

Q: Why can't eggs be twisted open?
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Post by: namida on January 14, 2014, 08:55:36 AM
A: Because the chickens superglue them shut.

Q: What if nuclear weapons did no damage, but just covered an equivalent area with really bad fart stench?
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Post by: Luis on January 15, 2014, 05:33:59 AM
People will fire stink bomb missiles at each other and even sell them.

What time is it?
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Post by: Clam on January 16, 2014, 04:50:41 AM
A: Not yet.

Q: Why isn't it yet?
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Post by: arttu98 on January 16, 2014, 05:52:43 AM
A: Because of invisibility power!

Q:
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Post by: namida on January 16, 2014, 07:36:13 AM
A: The chopper.

Q: What's a truck doing in the middle of nowhere?!
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Post by: Pieuw on January 16, 2014, 08:21:12 AM
A: Probably something it can't do at the edge of nowhere.

Q: What happens if an unborn dragon breathes fire into its own egg?
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Post by: arttu98 on January 16, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
A: Breakfast

Q: Why there is no steel in the bubble tileset?
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Post by: namida on January 16, 2014, 09:30:45 AM
A: Someone decided to steel it. *badumtsh*

Q: What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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Post by: arttu98 on January 16, 2014, 09:52:48 AM
A: 54, because there actually is such a number!

Q: What do chameleons do in free time?
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Post by: Clam on January 16, 2014, 08:27:07 PM
A: Tongue exercises in preparation for their next Lemmings assignment.

Q: Because I skipped to the answer.
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Post by: Luis on March 08, 2014, 10:25:28 PM
What's a glasses doing in my face?
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Post by: namida on March 09, 2014, 02:24:30 AM
A: Their homework.

Q: What if we lived in a universe where poison made you healthy and medicine killed you?
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Post by: mobius on March 09, 2014, 10:26:43 PM
the elevator would break and the munchkins would fall out and drive everyone crazy with their constant singing of poorly re-done Doo-Wop songs of the 1950's.

How can we kill the munchkins?
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Post by: namida on March 10, 2014, 12:25:50 AM
A: Direct the yellow brick road off a cliff.
Q: ?
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Post by: Luis on March 10, 2014, 01:48:39 AM
A: $$$

Q: Why today is my birthday?
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Post by: namida on March 10, 2014, 05:10:06 AM
A: Let's just say it's related to something your parents found themselves doing about 25 years and 9 months ago...

Q: What if someone combined 3D Lemmings and Portal?
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Post by: mobius on March 10, 2014, 05:45:31 PM
A: insanity and fun would ensue!  :party:

Q: the bunnies is coming!!!!!  :scared:
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Post by: Luis on March 12, 2014, 05:50:49 AM
A: Call those military worms.

Q: Is ketchup blood?
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Post by: GigaLem on April 01, 2014, 02:57:59 AM
A: I'd better lick myself
Q:I'm standing in the air why am I not falling?
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Post by: namida on April 01, 2014, 03:27:23 AM
A: You are breaking the law of gravity and the police are on their way to arrest you.

Q: What if a lemming tried to perform all 8 skills at once?
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Post by: Minim on July 21, 2014, 04:07:03 PM
A: It would get an instant migraine, then it blows up and leaves all the tools behind.

Q: What has Clams got to do with Cranes?
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Post by: namida on September 02, 2014, 08:24:37 AM
A: Clams are a secret power source used to make cranes work.

Q: What if there was a Farter skill?
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Post by: Clam on September 07, 2014, 09:59:49 AM
A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

Q: Where does the time go?
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Post by: Minim on September 08, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: Clam on 2014-09-07 03:59:49
A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

Aww... I was going to answer "It would make a popping sound similar to that of the Bomber", but I hadn't enough time. Anyway...

A: Inside a Clock instruction booklet.

Q: How many people in the world use METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE as their password?
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Post by: Luis on September 08, 2014, 09:00:52 PM
A. That's what the Elephants uses. That's why their accounts have never been hacked.

Q. Why Lemmings can't build back into the entrance?
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Post by: exit on September 08, 2014, 09:45:57 PM
A: Because they don't have any builders.

Q: Why can't you directly kill lemmings?
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Post by: Clam on September 09, 2014, 06:50:37 AM
A. Because you're not Rasputin.

Q. What if the cloner skill turned lemmings into Clones? (i.e, the characters from the game, Clones)
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Post by: Minim on September 11, 2014, 05:42:41 PM
A: They would finally find a way to eat and drink - by gulping!

Q: How much does the construction of the lemmings world cost?
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Post by: exit on September 14, 2014, 04:10:13 PM
A: Approximately 404 Lemmings Dollars.

Q: How were lemmings cloned?
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Post by: Prob Lem on September 14, 2014, 04:55:02 PM
A: Ask Dolly.

Q: Why on Earth were all the king's horses and all the king's men wasting their time on a careless anthropomorphic egg? Didn't they have anything better to do?
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Post by: Minim on September 17, 2014, 10:51:31 PM
A: Because the men tried to teach the horses how to pick up this careless anthropomorphic (and probably hot and heavy too) egg.

Q: Why do we never see lemmings walking in cities?
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Post by: exit on September 18, 2014, 10:39:46 PM
A: We do. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWPfdIeAM

Q:Where do lemmings go after Rendezvous at the Mountain?
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Post by: Minim on September 23, 2014, 07:37:06 PM
A: Heaven! The mountain in the middle is only the first few steps up towards Heaven.

Q: How many of us can spell METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE (27 letters) faster than the alphabet (26 letters)?
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Post by: namida on September 24, 2014, 07:53:51 PM
A: The alphabet is actually only 11 letters. Some of which are repeats.

Q: What do lemmings do when they're not walking around a level anyway?
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Post by: Clam on September 25, 2014, 10:30:31 AM
A: They post in the Lemmings Forums.

Q: What would happen if you put 60 lemmings in a Zorb and assigned them all the Roller skill?
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Post by: namida on September 26, 2014, 07:39:13 PM
(Are people outside of NZ even gonna know what a "zorb" is? :P )

A: The lemmings would roll around the inside of the zorb, as if they themselves were minizorbs. You could say, in a way, that this is a form of zorb-ception.

Q: What if the Duck had walked up to a Lemmingaid stand?
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Post by: exit on October 06, 2014, 02:51:30 AM
A:He would've asked for a pair of bricks(builder bricks), and the man would've threatened him with bombers.

Q:How come people are scared(-ish) of the number 13?
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Post by: namida on October 06, 2014, 05:47:22 AM
A: http://www.neolemmix.com/old/levelimg/orig/0113.png

Q: Why not 2, 30 and 11 also, then?
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Post by: Minim on October 07, 2014, 08:18:40 PM
A: Because these three numbers haven't been considered by anyone as "unlucky for some", and also, they aren't dotringular numbers. (or whatever the technical term is.)

Q: Why do so many sports grounds involve so much material that looks similar to lemmings' hair?
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Post by: Prob Lem on October 07, 2014, 11:57:04 PM
A: Well, the remains from the traps have to be used for something...

Q: If penguins are considered as flying underwater, then do other birds swim through air?
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Post by: KOManiacJim on October 31, 2014, 06:53:04 PM
A: I think it is because the air is water and the water is air.

Q: What if a lemming is thinking about safety?
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Post by: Crane on November 01, 2014, 12:47:11 AM
A: The universe would implode or you get something like this!

Q: Where do lemmings go if they fall off the bottom of the screen?
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Post by: namida on November 01, 2014, 01:10:59 AM
A: Hell. Or if they're already in Hell, then they go to Detroit. It's a South Park reference.

Q: What about when they go through the teleporter trap in the Crystal style?
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Post by: Crane on November 01, 2014, 01:19:11 AM
A: They end up infesting New York City, along with Slimer, after Bill Murray's ghost containment system is deactivated by the EPA.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?
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Post by: Minim on November 01, 2014, 05:55:48 AM
A: Because they either ate too much food with green food-colouring, or dyed their hair with chlorine.

Q: What if a lemmings level was based on a nightclub?
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Post by: exit on November 01, 2014, 07:40:40 PM
A: It would be all dark and too hard to play.

Q: If only they could fly, what would happen?
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Post by: Crane on November 02, 2014, 12:41:17 PM
A: There would be a lot of broken windows in London!

Q: Why the blue onesies?
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Post by: Mariachi Skeletron Prime on November 05, 2014, 05:02:06 PM
Quote from: Crane on 2014-11-02 06:41:17
A: There would be a lot of broken windows in London!

Q: Why the blue onesies?

A: Because red is tacky.

Q: How many lemmings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Post by: Luis on November 05, 2014, 07:56:34 PM
A. Depends on how many skills it take to reach said lightbulb.

Q. Why the world is full of questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Minim on November 15, 2014, 04:31:43 PM
Quote from: Mariachi Skeletron Prime on 2014-11-05 11:02:06
Q: How many lemmings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(If I answered that question I would've said 5 lemmings. One to build a stair. Another three are turned into blockers to keep the bulb still and the last lemming bashes the bulb to screw it in)

A: Because the world is full of serious answers, like for example Luis' answer to the previous question.

Q: What happens when you compare a group of lemmings with Pacman?
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Post by: exit on November 28, 2014, 03:01:35 PM
A: You notice that pacman is fat and the lemmings are very thin.

Q: Why did the original lemmings come first, and not Oh No More Lemmings?
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Post by: Minim on November 28, 2014, 07:27:56 PM
A: Because Oh No More Lemmings didn't look/sound/feel/smell/taste very 'original'.

Q: Why is there no timezone in the Lemmings world?
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Post by: exit on December 08, 2014, 10:58:34 PM
A: Because if there was, there would be a stack overflow and your computer would get a huge five-second timer.

Q: Why is there a level called "all the sixes" and not "all the fives"?
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Post by: Luis on May 13, 2015, 06:01:04 PM
A. 215 years ago there was a level called all the fives and turned into all the sixs in 1900. It will become all the sevens in 2100.

Q. Do Japanese candy taste like Japanese?
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Post by: namida on May 14, 2015, 02:16:01 AM
A: No, they actually taste like French. The reasons behind this are unknown to either the Japanese or thr French, but Poland is suspected of having something to do with it.

Q: Can lemmings survive a nuclear winter?
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Post by: Minim on May 14, 2015, 08:27:53 PM
A: Given the available skillset, I think they can. On the day before the nuclear winter one lemming needs to mine a hole deep enough to get everyone inside the burrow; then let someone else build stairs to block the hole. That way all the nuclear air will stay out.

Q: What's the plural for Koenigsegg?
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Post by: namida on May 16, 2015, 12:31:59 PM
A: Koenigsegg-tachi.

Q: Would a hobo become a clown to eat the pies thrown at his/her face?
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Post by: bsmith on August 16, 2015, 02:52:51 PM
A: Only as long as he has enough booze to wash down the pies.

Q: What does a lemming clown look like?
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Post by: Minim on August 16, 2015, 03:52:10 PM
A: More like a mohawk, including a single strand of long hair on its chin, a pair of springy shoes and with balloons attached to its body.

Q: Why can't we all wear shoes the same size?
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Post by: exit on August 16, 2015, 08:32:32 PM
A: Because lemmings are fake.

Q: Why is one of my clams a frog?
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Post by: GigaLem on September 04, 2015, 05:37:19 AM
Because he ate a clam

what would happen to the lemmings forum on Halloween?
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Post by: NathanBros on November 26, 2016, 03:38:40 PM
The date will show as October 31.

Witches are real?
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