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Off-Topic Boards => Forum Games => Topic started by: Ice_Eagle on June 04, 2006, 03:35:27 PM
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Remember this one? Let's start all over.
Once someone saw a cat
PS: That's my signature at the bottom of my post, btw. It isn't part of the post.
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who was very, very insane.
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The cat told them to
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run around the whole world.
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And wear a smock.
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It took the others 14
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years to work out how.
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Scientists were bewildered about it.
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One month later, they ran
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into an Elvis Presley impersonator
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who was really George Bush
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Dressing up for the Alqueda
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"Family Reunion". We KNEW it!!!!
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"that explains a lot," said
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a Democratic motorcycle, who promptly
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attacked the Republic motorcycle with
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An old rusty crowbar. Crikey
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! Yelled a random Australian guy.
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He ran around in heptagons.
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Then he just remembered something,
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He'd left the gas on!
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Although, by now his house
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would explode if the light
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got any brighter. It did.
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All the remains were melting
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in a twisted unreal manner.
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The aforementioned cat ate it.
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However, this was irrelevant because
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the cat's insides melted too.
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The cat melted entirely, filling
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up all the holes on
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a seive. Some planet exploded
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and the remains shot everywhere.
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The pieces hit Ice_Eagle's planet,
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who then made a declaration
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of war against some weird
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lemmings in weird lemming ships.
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This was because the Godfather
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was weird. The Rocky Horror
(Show)
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format lost it's concept, so
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All the fans killed themselves.
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Then, many funerals were arranged.
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All of them in one
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huge show in a theatre.
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...No simple theater-- An IMAX!
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The creator was there, too!
( XD )
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How surprising. But a candle
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lit itself and began flying.
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Someone squirted it with water
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And it suffered horrible torture.
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But, unexpectedly, a smoke detector
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came and saved the day.
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And they lived happily-- wait....
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What happened to "ever after"?
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We have to find out!
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Suddenly, a forklift appeared randomly.
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This caused a big banana
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to fall on the forklift
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, having a big effect on
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the banana. Suddenly, it disintegrated.
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The ashes were blown away
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into a Lemmings 3D level
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and it acted like a
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monster. Some of the ashes
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formed into ungodly figures that
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look like the mutant Beast.
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The Mutant beast slobbered over
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and accidentally destroyed the level.
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This angered the Creator, who
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had his aide shoot Beast.
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However, the shot didn't work,
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and Beast killed the aide.
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This made the Creator extremely
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angry. He tried to kill
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The Mutant Beast himself, although
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the Creator was 74 years
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past the time of when
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Lemmings was created. Beast suddenly
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disintegrated, because the Creator rubbed
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a magic coin that causes
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the erasure of the drawing
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. Poor Beast. Suddenly, Professor Xavier
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did a Mindmeld of the
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Beast, and proceeded to attack
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the Creator. A full blown
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psychic power from Professor Xavier
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sliced off the Creator's head
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, sending it into the bathroom.
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Then, after flushing the head
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down the drain, strange things
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started happening, for example, The
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sky turned black and ash
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covered the whole world. Then
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enourmous spaceships began to land
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in Japan, New York and
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Sumbrosia. The Sumbrosians did not
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like this, and started shooting.
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However, there were no hits
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ordered on the perpetrators. Instead
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, people from Italy threw pizzas
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and accidentaly hit the tower
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of Pisa, which collapsed. Hordes
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of cars from the movie
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by that name descended upon
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the Sumbrosians. Then the cars
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revealed themselves as M.J. impersonators!
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The Sumbrosians were stunned, and
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horrified. They pulled out the
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David Morrisley stick, then ran.
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As they ran, they tripped
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over a huge boulder. They
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fell flat on their faces.
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Then a can was opened.
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Strange poisonous fumes poured out
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and poisoned most of the
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population of the planet Zogg.
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The catastrophe made the news,
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even on earth, where nobody
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really cared a bit, except
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a nerd obsessed with Zogg.
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His fellows derided him. Angry,
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disgusted fellows they were, and
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he grew to loathe them.
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But all of their efforts...
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were for naught, as he
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used "nerd power". it supposedly
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blew up whatever the user
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of the computer game built,
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so the computer always won.
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People mocked him for that,
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and he was ashamed :embarassed:.Nobody
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thought to ask him why
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he didn't join the Anama.
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So they never knew. He
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started using starting troops only
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to attack his comrades sneakily,
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As the last of his
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enemies had died, painfully. Weirdos
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crawled in off the streets
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to cheer. He couldn't surprise
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any of them so he
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settled for spiking their drinks.
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However, his inexperience in this
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led to disaster as they
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swiftly clubbed his head. When
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the freak woke up, lemmings
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were standing around him in
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green shirts and blue orange
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trousers, holding gardening implements and
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several obstacles of varying size.
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He held out a hand
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and was met with obstacles.
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The Lemmings snarled as one,
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and ate his face with
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awful precision. Bits of bloody
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objects were found at the
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scene of the crime. Detectives
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didn't care. it was their
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day to shine, and they
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did. IT WAS WIERD! Elsewhere,
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people remarked on the strange
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glowing detectives surrounding the city.
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Tourists gathered to take snapshots,
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and the detectives became self-conscious.
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They retreated to the safety
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of an elephant, and shot
(EDIT: TOTPD! :laugh:)
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each other to happy music.
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Someone told the cops, who
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scrambled some of their best
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eggs into a large pan
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and drizzled lighter fluid over
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the washing machine. It turned
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rather green and spat out
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many mildly miffed, multicolored Mallards.
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The cops were horrified, and
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promptly requested the help of
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the army. They were denied
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access to all orange cheese
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and told that they should
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go to China and never
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return. This angered them, so
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they ate more bricks. Too
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many bricks. They began to
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start to become redundant. A
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man in a cheap suit
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said something. A star was
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lighting up the night sky,
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but it exploded. Yip yips
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were heard near and far,
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and they went, "Yip yip
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yip!" at all hours. A
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meteor came and decided that
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now would be a good
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time for a catastrophic, unimaginable
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disaster. It flew through the
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sky, singing a happy song
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about desolation and murder as
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it blew up the planet.
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Later, as the debris settled,
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they sung songs too, looking
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around for a good place
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to find some human flesh.
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They found a camp of
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mad cannibals. The ultimate battle!
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There was much bloodshed. When
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the lemmings came, they had
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pie. They threw it at
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the mad cannibals, causing massive
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apple drifts. Soon, Italian Specials
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reigned supreme. The masses were
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big, and salami and ham
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became an instant favourite amongst
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the elite crew. When they
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went out to lunch with
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an evil clown, they all
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fell over dead. Luckily, there
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were giant pillows there to
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explode on contact. Gore flew
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all over the crew. They
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brushed off their designer suits.
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and immediately began the sandbag
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construction project, which was horribly
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under funded and doomed to
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fail miserably. They ate cake
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Which failed to be truth
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. Fun was had by all.
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and honesty. Instead it was
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a snake, who had lost
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his eyes in a battle
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with very annoying posessed mops.
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This was a snake on
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crack. Death followed it everywhere.
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However, a happy rabbit attacked
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the snake, tearing it apart.
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The happy rabbit then disapeared
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, throwing the Universe into chaos.
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Nothing would ever be the
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same, especially the enraged old
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Lemming sitting on high at
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St. Pancras Station. He yelled
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"KAMIKAZE WATERMELON!!!" Suddenly, the watermelon
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brigade of the defense force
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attacked the world with pies.
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The world retaliated by sending
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a death squad of dolphins
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armed with the latest in
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nitroglycerine bombs. Soon they exploded,
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and Canada moved to Antarctica.
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The penguins were not impressed.
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They tried to attack Canada.
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Pants were crapped. Later that