This one was from an IM conversation with rt, who was translating Clones.
<rt> What do you call the molder in German?
<Simon> Builder.
Simon @geoo:
Question !/? guessed answer [: correct answer] score
Lemmingology ? Tricky 18 : Tricky 6 0
Tame 19 ! Lemmings for Presidents 1
Shadow 9 ? Let's play twister : Spinny Thang 0
Fun 27 - screw ? take care or something : Let's be careful... -1 Simon
Crazy 20 ? Last Lemming to central : Ice Ice Lemming 0
Double Trouble ! Sports 6 1
Circus 2 ? no answer : Lemmings in the Family 0
Rocky VI ? Crazy 9 : Crazy 10 0
Simon @Clam:
Pancake factory ? Shadow 8 : Shadow 6 0
Taxing 29 ! How do I dig up the way 1
Pop til you drop ! Wicked 6 1
Polar 9 ! It's all uphill 1
Spinny Thang ? Shadow 5 : Shadow 9 0
WAFD 40 diggers ! Tricky 2 1
Egypt 7 - screw ! The Egypt cottage +1 Simon
Medieval 5 ? Lemming in distress : King Arthur's Lems 0
Clam: +4, geoo: +2, Simon: 0
Clam @Simon:
#: Question -> correct answer - score for question (guessed answer if wrong)
1: Tame 14 -> Get a little extra help - 0 (none)
2: A mere stone's throw -> Highland 4 - 0 (Highland 6)
3: Space 1 -> Hit the space bar - 1
4: worra lorra lemmings -> Fun 29 - 1
5: Outdoor 10 -> Garden of stone - 1
6: Nitram the huge -> Shadow 2 - 1
7: Higgledy piggledy -> Wild 10 - 0 (Havoc 15)
8: Worra load of old blocks -> Crazy 15 - 0 (Wild 15)
Clam @geoo:
1: Havoc 19 -> Looks a bit nippy out there - 1
2: Spiralling DNA -> Egypt 4 - 0 (Shadow 9)
3: Fun 23 -> I've lost that lemming feeling - 0 (none)
4: Take care, sweetie -> Wild 16 - 0 (Wicked 9)
5: Outdoor 1 -> Pa-tent-ly obvious - 1
6: Land of oz -> Shadow 1 - 1
7: It's a tight fit -> Wild 8 - 0 (Wicked 13)
8: Mind the step -> Mayhem 28 - 1
Simon: +4, geoo: +4, Clam: 0
geoo @Clam:
Question - guessed answer - correct answer score
Just Dig - Fun 1 - +1
Save Me - Mayhem 29 - +1
Beach 1 - Quad quirks on the quay - +1
Tame 1 - Down and out Lemmings - +1
Egypt 9 - ruperz questling - Wave Pathway 0
Egypt 8 - the egypt cottage - HEROE'Z QUEST.... 0
Circus 10 - Swingz and roundaboutz - +1
Mayhem 20 - no added colours or lemmings - +1
geoo @Simon:
Secret of LEMH - Classic 8 - +1
Crazy 11 -Screw- NO PROBLEM - No problemming -1 geoo
Highland 6 - A mere stone's throw - Brigadoom 0
Cavelem 2 - Successive Division - +1
Havoc 13 - - Highland fling 0
Havoc 9 - now get out of that - AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! 0
Havoc 11 - welcome to the party, pal - +1
Havoc 5 - Madness in the Method - +1
Clam: +6, Simon: +4, geoo: -1
Total:
Clam: 10, Simon: 8, geoo: 5
insulfrog has quite a potty mouth. 0.4% words were foul language.Really begs the question, which word did the bot find foul? Lix?
For example, like this:
<insulfrog> because I am a big fan of the lemmings-style gameplay that the Lix has to offer
[15:16:22] <geoo> comeon you lazy bum, fix the climber, we want to have a big seesion tonight!(edit: more shower-related quote)
[15:16:48] <SimonN> okay, I will go shower
[15:17:26] <geoo> It's like you're showering all day, or perhaps you just deem it the most important action on your life
[15:17:48] <SimonN> once per day, if you're really that interested in my showering habits
[15:23:40] <geoo> To me it seems more like the standard excuse when there's something to do. Anytime there's work ahead, you shower instead.
[15:23:56] <SimonN> so I can concentrate on the work later
[15:25:40] <geoo> So you can think up ways to procrastinate later while you're under the shower
[15:25:48] <geoo> Why aren't you showering right now anyway?
[15:26:09] <SimonN> You seemed very interested in my showering, so I stayed round and answered any questions that arose
[18:48:52] <geoo> Ok, it's up
[18:49:00] <geoo> here's the test level I used: http://pastebin.com/WrqFLuxY
[18:49:50] <SimonN> I'm not sure whether I can test it still, I'll have to eat something and then there is game night at 20 local time
[18:50:13] <SimonN> and I have to shower, to at least get off the large crumbs
[18:50:24] <geoo> Use a broom for that
[18:50:33] <SimonN> that stings
[19:30:28] <Insane_Steve> well, since everyone seems to be gone and I want to be the most prolific swearer in the channel: fork fork fork fork fork forkity fork forkWell, mission accomplished apparently (though amazingly when I checked the stats only about an hour or so ago, Insane Steve was still only in 2nd place behind insulfrog, despite having already dropped a half dozen f- and s-bombs much earlier in the day).
ccx has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.I'm running out of ways to make this experiment entertaining or informative. Since I believe the channel logs only goes up to 18 days, I think I'll just wait a while for the system to flush out the current logs, and then maybe try again once the slate is clean.
For example, like this:
<ccx> oh, and f*** you Nordicbot, I mean it. ;p
insulfrog also makes sailors blush, 0.4% of the time.
If I had to guess, I'd go with "fan" being the culprit actually.Hmm, you might be right!
ccx_ has quite a potty mouth. 0.2% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
<ccx_> to be fair, I'm not that big a fan of that trap anyway
geoo also makes sailors blush, 0.2% of the time.
<Insane_Steve> I like how this mystery got solved in chat like that without hours of making fake accounts and shit
[07:43:32] <Insane_Steve> s*** f*** my life
[07:43:51] <SimonN> okay, this is going into the quote topic
[07:45:38] <SimonN> you should really get some sleep, take a shower to get sleepy
[07:48:45] <Insane_Steve> shower is wakeup tactic
[07:49:11] <SimonN> take a long, looong shower
[07:49:27] <SimonN> imagine how long the nessy is, and take a shower this long
[07:50:37] <SimonN> I shall now take my time and read through the ancient tales of cc and geoo today.
[08:43:25] <Clam_Spammer> Steve must have fallen asleep while posting
[08:43:46] <SimonN> Thinking about where the end of the long, long nessy might be
[08:45:10] <Clam_Spammer> it has no end, it wraps around the toroidal map and swallows its own tail
[08:46:13] <SimonN> It has no end, it is soo long
[08:46:49] <SimonN> I don't know whether the nessy will still look like the L1 one if she had to swallow her own tail all the long, long way
[08:47:15] <Clam_Spammer> Longnessy is longer than Longcat
PLAYERS:
geoo & Proxima: 2.5
Simon & TM: 2
Round 1:
geoo & Proxima: 1.5
Simon & TM: 1
1. Simon draws TM guesses. 0
Guess: Meeting Adjourned
Solution: Highland Fling
2. geoo draws Proxima guesses. +1
Guess: We are now at LEMCON ONE
Solution: Poles Apart/We are now at LEMCON ONE
3. TM draws Simon guesses. +1 [missing from the picture above]
Guess: The Silence of the Lemmings
Solution: The Silence of the Lemmings
4. Proxima draws geoo guesses. +.5
Guess: on the polar coast? on the ice coast? on some coast
Solution: On the antarctic coast
Round 2:
geoo & Proxima: 1
Simon & TM: 1
1. Simon draws TM guesses. +1
Guess & Solution: Temple of Love
2. geoo draws Proxima guesses. 0
Drawing was utter failure and depicted Crazy 20. (Level assigned was Lemming Hotel.)
3. TM draws Simon guesses. 0
Guess: A lot of things
Solution: Tame 18, Lemmings for Presidents
4. Proxima draws geoo guesses. +1
Guess & Solution: NO PROBLEM
and how could you not see the last one represents We all fall down?
sailor_sam has quite a potty mouth. 1.0% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
<sailor_sam> I'm a huge fan of Lix
insulfrog also makes sailors blush, 0.4% of the time.
Clam_Spammer always lets us know what he/she's doing: 7 actions!
For example, like this:
* Clam_Spammer nods
Also, GuyPerfect tells us what's up with 6 actions.
[22:24:24] <ClamSpammer> the log that feeds into the stats page where 'fan' is considered a swear word
/me does an action as an example for the forumshows up as:
[08:16:35] * Clam_Spammer does an action as an example for the forum
[23:20:45] <insulfrog> yeah because of more than 2 player support and can have games over the LAN and internet with more nuts and bolts thrown in for good measure
[23:22:28] <SimonN> the nuts and bolts must be used sparingly, it's got many extra skills over the normal 8
[23:22:59] <SimonN> some people don't like the many new
[23:23:34] <Clam> this is one of the great successes of Lix, new features are well scrutinised before they go in
[23:23:35] <SimonN> most of the extra skills make multiplayer better
[23:23:41] <SimonN> hmm
[23:23:43] <Clam> *batter
[23:23:47] <SimonN> batter
[23:23:57] <Clam> batters are batter than no batters
[23:29:13] <mobius_> I'll cook up some butter and make a better butter batter
[23:29:32] <Clam> hope it's not too bitter
[23:29:34] <SimonN> I'll be going to bat soon again
[23:31:03] <Clam> place bats now on whether Lix works on my new laptop
[00:00:46] <Clam> did it rub you the right way
NaOH is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 4 times.
For example, like this:
* NaOH slaps Clam around a bit with a large clam
sailor_sam has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
<sailor_sam> I'm also a fan of blue cheese
<Akseli> you know, in Finland we don't take towels in the sauna
...
<NaOH> geoo whatever you do
<NaOH> don't read the logs
<NaOH> damn I just invoked the Streisand effect didn't I
<NaOH> okay, hopefully he won't read this
<Clam> don't read the log unless you like balls
<geoo> lol
<geoo> reading them as we speak
<Clam> it's ok, we have 15 minutes or so before the logs catch up
<NaOH> oh hey
<NaOH> |Lovely| isn't on
<NaOH> I'm safe
<NaOH> Oh |Lovely| bot my dear, can you please leave for a while?
<NaOH> I have some private obscene stuff to discuss with Clam that no-one must know
*** Quits: |Lovely| (bot79@|Love|.users.quakenet.org) (*.net *.split)
<NaOH> Oh |Lovely| bot, oh |Lovely| bot,
<NaOH> you're lovely like a distant star
<NaOH> shining brightly but oh so far;
<NaOH> Even when I'm not aware,
<NaOH> I know deep down you're always there
<NaOH> I know you know me very well
<NaOH> (I know you know that I can tell)
<NaOH> I know you |Love| whatever I say
<NaOH> and if you don't --
<NaOH> I know you'll remember it anyway
<NaOH> But who are you, I sometimes ask,
<NaOH> A sad and strange and simple task
<NaOH> A scribe for hire, taking minutes for strangers
<NaOH> You peer into my life from far away...
<NaOH> You always listen, every day.
<NaOH> Do you have a life of your own?
<NaOH> Do you ever wonder what you might find
<NaOH> if you weren't so afraid of speaking your mind?
<NaOH> What goes on behind your |Lovely| mask
<NaOH> Is something I can only ask.
<NaOH> Do you ever wonder if anyone |Loves| you?
<NaOH> Do you ever wonder if I do?
<NaOH> Oh |Lovely| bot, oh |Lovely| bot
<NaOH> you're lonely like a distant star
<NaOH> are you really what you say you are?
*** Quits: NaOH (~NaOH@S010600259066d98c.vc.shawcable.net) (Signed off)
* Clam applauds
*** Quits: Clam (~Clam@202.150.118.98) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Because we all know there's only one who NaOH admires, who listens to her every word and who'll always keep her secrets safe from everybody else:
<NaOH> back to christmas theme
<NaOH> what can we do with existing tiles
<NaOH> There's a star in occult
<Rubix^3> just mounds of raw video files is not good to keep hanging around.
<NaOH> it's creepy but it does work...
<Rubix^3> heh kinda star
<Rubix^3> put lights on the points
<NaOH> we have lights?
<Rubix^3> umm
<Rubix^3> guess not
<Rubix^3> proximas' balls
<Rubix^3> haha! that sounds good
<Rubix^3> his balls are too big for your star
<NaOH> even the small ones?
<Rubix^3> god this is sounding awkward
<Rubix^3> even his small balls are too big!
<NaOH> are there any smaller balls?
<Rubix^3> dont know
<NaOH> I don't really know how small they get, actually
<NaOH> maybe geoo has some
<NaOH> I'll go look
<NaOH> there's the drippy wax thing in occult
<NaOH> oh yes geoo has perfect balls!
<NaOH> check out fruit_00 through fruit_08 in geoo/nopales/
<Rubix^3> lol
<NaOH> also geoo/sandstone/smaragd
<Rubix^3> Definitely topic worthy: oh yes geoo has perfect balls!
<NaOH> also, matt has one
<NaOH> matt/winter/09c
<NaOH> matt only has the one, as far as I can tell, unless you count beach ball
<Rubix^3> ya fruit is good
<NaOH> yeah Proxima's balls are way too big for my star
<NaOH> but would decorate a tree well
<Clam> oh balls, I've jumped into an awkward conversation
<Rubix^3> NaOH just cant stop talking about peoples balls
<Rubix^3> shes a naughty one
<Rubix^3> I was just at one of the staff housing here playing cards against humanity
<Rubix^3> what an evil game hehe
<NaOH> hardly my fault, you're the one who's fixated on the subject
<Clam> I wonder if that xmas terrain included some nice round baubles
<Rubix^3> balls to that!
<NaOH> baubles, that's a great word
How many of the levels do you recognize? ;P
In some cases (well, one in particular...) it looks like the level name was directly written into the drawing, which kind of goes against the spirit of the game presumably? Or was it only written after someone guessed correctly? ???You know the name of the level is not 'Gayland', right? :P
[01:07:30] <Akseli> oho, I'm naked at the moment
[01:07:44] <Akseli> well, porridge to the table and guy to the shower
[...]
[01:10:16] <Akseli> OhO naoh arrived just when I was being nananananaked here
[01:10:18] <Akseli> howdie-dowdie
[...]
[01:15:18] <Akseli> I'll come back to discuss with u guys when I've been in a shower washing my huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge nose there
[...]
[01:16:25] <SimonN> Akseli: you da man, shower proudly
[...]
[01:16:59] <mobius_> Akseli kept saying I was the most perverted one
[01:17:04] <mobius_> look who's talking
[...]
[01:17:37] <NaOH> mobius: it's likely one of: Akseli, Rubix, me
<geoo> Code doesn't work -> I comment something out -> code still doesn't work -> I comment the code back in -> code suddenly works
<SimonN> \o/ dance and sacrifice a rodent to the python
<geoo> I sacrifice a kiwi instead
<SimonN> I recommend christmas music with the sacrifice [this was March 2015]
<geoo> now I didn't change anything and the code doesn't run again
<SimonN> the internet decrees that programmers like the big screens, the peer pressure is enormous
mobius1: for a moment I thought that was Arty coming on; as if he somehow heard the pun XD
you will get context for this pretty soon
Any one else want to hear Simonnaar say "And with my master plan complete I shall rule the world!"?
I want Simonnaar to teach me Linux
This guy's friendly voice bring me to whole new levels of Euphoria holy shit
He sounds like a friendly evil genius
Right? I feel like he captivates me like Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross
You sound like such a nice person
I'm going to write Lix fanfiction. Just you wait Simon.
Will you do a dramatic reading?
Lix 820,492 gasped as she saw the giant frog before her. It's wild, hunger filled eyes roving over her 5 pixel body. She knew she couldn't resist that big, welcoming, slimy mouth.. She walked forward as if in a trance. Her desire to be prey almost as great as Mr. Frogs desire to consume her.
I saved a text file with comments about Simon's lovely voice, made by some viewers during Simon's Jazz speedrun at (I think) Shots Fired quite a while ago, thought I'd post those here:QuoteAny one else want to hear Simonnaar say "And with my master plan complete I shall rule the world!"?
I want Simonnaar to teach me Linux
This guy's friendly voice bring me to whole new levels of Euphoria holy shit
He sounds like a friendly evil genius
Right? I feel like he captivates me like Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross
You sound like such a nice person
This one is from one of the regular streams:Quote from: JudgementalSkeletonI'm going to write Lix fanfiction. Just you wait Simon.
Will you do a dramatic reading?
Lix 820,492 gasped as she saw the giant frog before her. It's wild, hunger filled eyes roving over her 5 pixel body. She knew she couldn't resist that big, welcoming, slimy mouth.. She walked forward as if in a trance. Her desire to be prey almost as great as Mr. Frogs desire to consume her.