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Off-Topic Boards => General Discussion => Topic started by: namida on September 26, 2004, 02:51:02 AM
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Okay. This works like 5 word story and 3 word story, except that each post is one word more than the one before it.
So, I start with one word. The next person does two words. Then three. Then four. And so on. Of course, we don't want it to get too long. So, once it gets up to 7, the next post is one word again, instead of 8.
So its: One word, two words, three words, four words, five words, six words, seven words, one word, and so on.
I'll start:
Zhokkleberries...
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ate the
(Nice idea, Steaver! B))
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planet Lemsock, because...
(Thanks!)
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it was really yummy.
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A random moderater grew Marijuana...
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on the dark farms of crawdads.
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G3K studied for a 2+2=4 maths assignment.
(Remember. This is 7 words, so next post is one word.)
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It
(I knew you would remind us! :D)
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sucked snails.
(Yep. Only the first time though. :P)
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They tasted like
(Where did you get that idea from?)
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retarded chickens and streetlights.
(Which idea? Extra Word Story? From my head :P)
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Suddenly, the year became 9018.
(Wow...)
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A loser bought $959 of Zhokkleberries.
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The loser then got the seeds out
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from
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the ancient
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ones, because they
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had way too many
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unused explosive devices stored in
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hell. Zhii'kju was a lemming with....
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not yet known abilities. All he know
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is recorded on a scroll.it's in the temple,
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of
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the Nali
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and many more
(EDIT: That post before the one word was 9 words, it was supposed to just be one! Try not to do this again! Remember - after 7 words, the next post is 1 word. apart from that, each post is 1 word more than the one before it)
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other strange species. The
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ajkyontchu is a breed of...
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purple marauding hellhounds which came from
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a retard's head. "Retards, is it?" yelled
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Tulak
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Horde. "How
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d'ya get my...
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drift?" asked a hedgehog.
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"No." interupted a wandering zombi.
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"You no make sense," snarled the
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clone of Lem'ka, while eating Lemeri clones.
(Reminder - next post is one word! The person slipped up... last time, was it?... so I'm reminding you.)
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Thingamajigs
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butchered somebody
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while eating zhokkleberries.
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"Zhokkleberries suck!" said JOoeoooooooohi.imadoofusderrr...r..........
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and his brother, Kizmai Yarse.
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What on earth is a zhokkleberry?
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Asked a passing anthropomorphic winged bobcat creature.
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Rats
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ate my
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pet rat, or
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have I just gone
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to Number 2, Sturges Road?
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Where the heck is Sturges road?
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Asked a nearby Platypus, who was eating
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. It
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called upon
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several kinds of
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unusually large, green vegetables
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which were eaten by Joe,
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Who, in turn, was eaten by
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a new age retro hippy called Bob
<go EarthBound! :P>
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, who
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had grey
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streaks of hair.
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He also wore a
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Nice, new gray suit, which
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had slime all over it. He
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decided to clean his suit by rubbing
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his
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cat with
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a fur coat
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. This was how he
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worked out that some random
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Pole had made off with his
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little ugly ring. Unforunately he randomly sneezed.
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This
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randomly caused
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some random event
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to unexpectedly happen. Screaming
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people ran away from eggs
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that smelled horrid because of Melman.
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The universe imploded due to some cheese
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and
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the core
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turned into some
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fudgey, chocolatey ice cream.
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How this happened is unknown.
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So he ate pie, and said
EDIT: Whoops, this isn't the Five Word thread! X_X
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"ECCH! This pie tastes like a spider!"
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What
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will happen
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next is unclear,
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so the ice cream
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decided to go and do
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The locomotion on a computer monitor.
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But the computer monitor showed nonsense words
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and
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this was
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very impossible to
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decipher. Fortunately, several trained
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combatants used their combined strength
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to knock down all the computers.
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Unfortunately, Bill Gates programmed computers to fight...
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those
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hideously mutated
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kung fu gerbils,
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which were revealed as
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secret agents of Tony Blair.
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Indeed, the computers won. Bill Gates
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decided to donate his wealth to Oxfam.
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Many
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Oxfam employees
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discovered that they
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had been eating some
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rabbits, snails, frog legs, and
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a large blob of radioactive slime
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and a nice helping of roasted smiley.
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Henceforth
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they decided
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to play hangman
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and actually hang people.
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Many people were hung
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by the wang, but some were
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butchered, mutilated and then hung. There was
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a
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bad case
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of the wangs...
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{Shut it, Sunrise. You're getting on my nerves}
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. Also, flying scissors were
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laying on my desk, before
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they started cutting yellow paper.
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This, of course, meant that the...
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scissors were doomed to a twisted existance
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"PWNED!"
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The scissors
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randomly exploded because
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there were too many
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bombs, bubbles, clowns, computers, chemicals,
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chili dogs, mustard dogs and snocones.
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Phoebe Buffay suddenly sang "Smelly Cat" at
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stinky
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fish men.
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They wore hats.
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They booed at Phoebe's
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dog, who tried to replace
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Phoebe. Elle Driver popped out of
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a cigarette pack. This caused much commotion.
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Elle
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didn't exist.
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Because of Phoebe's
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tendancy to not exist,
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she disappeared. Extinction is beginning.
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This lasted for ninety six days.
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What happened next was that the world
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farted.
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It stunk.
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It REALLY stunk.
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In fact, the solar
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system had to cover it's...
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planets from further stinkiness. Pluto, however,
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was far enough away to avoid the
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impact
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asteroid field
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which was the
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easiest target for the
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armored star destroyer that was
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mentally challenged in many different ways.
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It was very, very, very, very crazy.
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Coincidentally
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it shook
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the foundations of
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the ship and the
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surrounding support vessels. Somehow they
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melted for no reason at all.
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The wretched lifeforms aboard died in agony.
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"Uh-oh!"
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they exclaimed.
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"Goodbye...all of
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the goatse fans died.
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And so will we. Bye."
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All bases are belong to us.
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While all other ships started to explode.
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Crazy...
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hedgehogs and
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the crazy frog...
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roamed the whole universe.
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Before exploding in a bloody
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ending, 1,000,000 lemmings filled the place.
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This was not cool, because you touch...
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When they died blood spattered everywhere, dripping
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one
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drop at
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1, 2, 3,
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the ugly ones
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repulsive visages. They protested,
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but the smileys appeared and
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laughingly declared they would make everything
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end.
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And so
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it's too bad
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that they were correct.
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An hour passed with mayhem
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and the agony of lost souls
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dsappeared. Soon, all remained was a black
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void.
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Seven snails...
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transformed into staplers.
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They were used as
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bait for the unnecessary enemies.
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The enemies were not morons, so
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the enemies ate up the stapler snails.
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Apparently
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one enemy
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was indeed a
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moron, so he told
[edit]TOTPD! Yey![/edit]
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everyone that gnawing on steel
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could potentially cause minor tobacco addictions.
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It was, therefore, outlawed. The penalty was
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a
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slow death.
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A slow burn
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and months without food.
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The loser ended up in
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hell, but didn't always have torture...
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. Instead, devils kept dancing and scaring him.
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Hypochlorosturgenuraniumate
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, a substance,
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was very gay.
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It made people gay.
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Especially people who ate it.
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The substance had disguised itself as
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a lemmings level, but it wasn't hard.
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Because
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you touch
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just one teleporter
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to initiate the sequence...
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of solving the level instantly.
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New levels were discovered every day.
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They appeared in Cheapo in new packs.
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CustLemm...
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was then
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permanently corrupted. Uh-oh!
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But no-one cared, because...
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everyone had turned against Custlemm.
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This was good, because CustLemm sucked.
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It sucked so much it became extinct.
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13847148375248974892389423689527348937289423478913341894713
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killed Custlemm.
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This meant that...
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Cheapo is the best!
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Which was very true, until...
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Custlemm fans got very angry at
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Peter Spada for creating Cheapo. This lead...
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to
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an invasion...
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in the program.
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This annoyed many farts.
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Fortunately Cheapo killed all Custlemm...
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levels except "This Time We Brought
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30 More," which was only the good
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level
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in the
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entire CustLemm universe.
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Custlemm fans were angrier
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than thirty two electrocuted ducks.
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They kept posting in a topic
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about fried elephants and dingo maniac ducks.
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Chickens
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ate lemmings.
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Then stopped existing.
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In the Level Pack
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, there were ten various levels.
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each of them with a glitch.
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Or in some cases, with a goat.
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"Oh!"
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said this...
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annoying Custlemm level,
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and then it died.
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People posted in Custlemm topics,
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and got banned. Why? Because they...
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continously criticized Cheapo. All Custlemm-related topics were
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DELETE'd.
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Which was
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not a poop.
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Meanwhile, JM level paks
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were getting posted all over
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me! Get The posts off me!