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Off-Topic Boards => Forum Games => Topic started by: Ice_Eagle on June 04, 2006, 03:37:08 PM
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We're also starting those other old games we used to play in Andi's forum again.
A slow lemming
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was run over
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by a unicycle
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. Then he was
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eaten by a
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big fat smiley.
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It ate pies
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shaped like little
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cute crab cakes.
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They Jacked up
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really, really hard.
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Thus it imploded.
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A Bingo player
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risked his luck
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to play bingo.
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This had a
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very miniscule problem...
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on the big
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issue sellers, they
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are doing peculiar
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gymnastics with their
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legs, arms and
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unrealistically large tongues.
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The people squealed
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like pigs, and
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ran in pentagons.
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Then in Heptagons,
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for no reason.
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So people ended.
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But then squirrels
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came and took
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the people away.
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This, in turn
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, caused the people
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to rebel, taking
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machine guns and
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they started shooting
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all the squirrels.
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But squirrells anticipated
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and chewed peoples'
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ears out of
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their heads. "AHH!"
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Meanwhile, somewhere else
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, Hammy the Squirrel
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got news of
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the war between
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The Humans and
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the squirrels. Hammy
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sent his best
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friends RJ, Verne,
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and Bob to
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stop the war.
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However, they needed
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more firepower. So
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they got skunks,
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and loaded them
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inside big boxes.
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And then they
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launched them into
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space using the
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clumsy cannons left
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with the squirrels.
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The damage was
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minimal, although there
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was a chicken
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who clucked, which
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annoyed people. A
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completely irrelevant thing
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happened somewhere else.
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Everyone ignored ice-birds,
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because they were
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becoming immune to
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colds. They were
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A scientific revelation
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in immunity medicine.
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And yet they
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were still stupid
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And dumb. References
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to strange rituals
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caused notifications of
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insane Christians with
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pitchforks and torches.
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could stop the
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Something exploded. Nothing
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uncaring from not
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caring. Some people
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still cared, although
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it was entirely
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a new concept
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to many of
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the people. Somehow,
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they realised that
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they were stupid.
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Sadly, it was
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not as shocking
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as some would
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sadly have to
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have believed. Deutschland
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was doomed. After
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figuring out why,
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they tried to
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Ignore other such
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problems, and go
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to eat cats
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in peace. They
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failed miserably. They
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decided to start
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a lemmings forum :laugh:.
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It was a
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wonderful place, with
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much useful content.
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Then a jerk
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began to spam
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, his name was
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undisclosed, and he
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was banned twice :wink:.
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Finally, they had
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to give him
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a severe handicap --
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they only had
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ten hours to
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kick him 5,000
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times off a
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small biplane carrying
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valuable mineral ore.
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During a dogfight, the minerals
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(This is 3 word story, not five word!)
"During a dogfight, the minerals"
What will replace those words?
, the minerals ate
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all the precious
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gallons of orange
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soda that had
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weighted the biplane
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and turned them
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into lead. The
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lead was heavy
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enough to sink
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in water. Biplanes
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are tricky machines,
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so lead has
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unfortunate effects on
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them. They cause
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horrible deaths in
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most rodents as
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propellors chop them
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into bloody bits.
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This Biplane, However,
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was different. It
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created blue flashes
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from its guns
(What the heck? Blue flashes? o_O)
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and sent the
(Why not?)
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bullets toward Manfred
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who tried to
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obtain the rights
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to a weapon
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which could sing
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so loudly that
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everyone in range
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would drop dead.
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The weapon was
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known as the
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harpy (the things in greek mythology). His jagdeschwader (plane)
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was about to
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stall out, so
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he took a
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gun and shot
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himself in the
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left index finger.
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The pain enabled
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the stupid hamster
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to take control
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of the controller
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and cause mass
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controllage. The grassy
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field was full
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of burning wood
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and straw men.
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Everyone died painfully.
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In the afterlife,
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many people vomited
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weird critters that
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told them to
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wear rabbit suits
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to scare schizophrenics.
(yay Donnie Darko)
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So they did.
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The planet exploded,
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and nobody was
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spared. Totally awesome.
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Sadly, there were
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giant noodles eating
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donuts. Then they
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had a revelation
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about being addicted
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to the doughnuts.
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They ate donuts
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all day long,
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until they burst
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asunder from greed.
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Suddenly, crazy bread
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flew everywhere! The
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crazy bread started
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to eat people!
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It was a
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terrible day for
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those eaten, indeed.
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All were disgusted
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except for the
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by the brutality
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of crazy bread.
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And how very
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strange: No one
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actually mourned the
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melting, decaying corpses.
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Instead, they went
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berserk, and destroyed
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everything they loved.
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Once sober, everyone
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was so stricken
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they swallowed nitroglycerine
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. This was bad.
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All humanity exploded.
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Also bad. So
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Bob died with