I heard this very obscure song once about how a rubiks cube drove someone to ultimate insanity, I used to listen to it for a laugh, I think the lyrics were something like this:
About a month ago I got a phone call from a friend,
He said that he was desperate, could I lend a helping hand.
I was shocked to see him he was babbling like kaboo,
It's been a week inside his house alone with a rubiks cube.
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
Is your cube from outer space?
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
I've got three sides that lost their place.
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
I'll just twist your cube all day!
You see my idea of child's play.
Being the kind of guy I was, I told him I would try,
To help him solve the secret of the cube that made him cry.
Well, that was thirty days ago and half a million moves.
My wife saw black and blue 'cause I kept dreamng she's a cube.
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
...
You see my idea of child's play.
I think I've got the answer; all I need is a little paint,
To change the colours of the squares before I get them straight!
In fact, I think I've got the tools to force them into place,
Before the world goes crazy, I will save the human race!
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
My knuckles have gone numb!
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
There's no skin left on my thumb!
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
What did I ever do to you?
All I need is a little clue.
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
I can't take it anymore!
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
I think I'd rather go to war!
Mr rubik, rubik, rubik.
I'm breaking up, I think I've gone!
(screams)
All I need is a little clue (fade out)
Very wierd, and very funny.
NOTE: It may be wrong in some places, and I don't remember the words where the ... is.