I place the platform across the gap to a small floating island, take the platform and bridge it again across to the next floating island. I continue this across about 30 islands, each 10 feet apart, until I reach a huge supermarket in the sky. I look around for the pie section, but they don't seem to have one.
Suddenly, I realise that the supermarket is so large that I'm lost, and accidentally stumble across a group of drunks smashing bottles in the beverages section. They spot me and start to gang up on me, each of them in leather gear and full of tattoos. One of them starts to beat me up while the others stand and laugh. Suddenly, I whip out my platform and start smoothing the guy's head with it. I get so carried away that I say things like 'Die, Die!'. The rest of the gang stand back, shocked. They ask each other what I said, and one said 'He said, 'Pie, Pie!'' So one of the guys quickly take out the last pie in stock from his trolley and give it to me. I say thank you and apologise to the guy who's head I reshaped with my platform. Then I give them the platform in exchange for the pie.
A jar of Pickled Onions.