Are you bored of the same
old SLOW teleporters every graphic set has? That's why we're bringing you the
newThe
SUPER TELEPORTER comes with
many features, which include:
-
SUPER fast ONE FRAME long teleporting animation!
-
Possibility to spawn evil demons with every teleport cycle!
-It will teach you
Linux!
-The
SUPER TELEPORTER will even watch netflix with you!
There's actually nothing the
SUPER TELEPORTER can't do!
We asked some Lemmings "What do you think of the
SUPER TELEPORTER?", and here are the answers:
- I've never seen anything so awesome!
- It helped me get my hair back!
- My cousin died after using it!
- Why are you asking me this?
- I'll take 3!
- 2cool4me
- *clap*
Order your
SUPER TELEPORTER today! For
ONLY 10,000$Don't hesitate!
DISCLAIMER:
The SUPER TELEPORTER crew is not responsible for loss of sanity, loss of hair or loss of sleep!
Some lemmings might also get lost in the hyperspace.
Lemmings were hurt while the making of this product. Clams were not.
The SUPER TELEPORTER does not come with manual or any kind of help.
April fools! (You can catually download the teleporter though, attachment below.)