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Off-Topic Boards => Forum Games => Topic started by: Ice_Eagle on June 20, 2006, 03:23:58 PM
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Let's not forget this one as well! Remember: after the last person posts seven words, the person after that has to start at one again.
Tables
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taught me
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how to fly
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high, so I can
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say hello to Mr. Airplane
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, who swiftly split me in two
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so I cannot move. But then swords
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danced
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around my
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shack, which angered
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the men playing cards
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inside it. Many mooners ago
(Deliberate.)
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annoyed the heck out of humans
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who reserved the right to kick their
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big
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fat asses
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back to the
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skies. "Goodbye, you losers!"
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"So long, farewell, but I'd"
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Suddenly, a very weird water bottle
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made absoloutly no sense in this story
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because
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The guy
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was staring at
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The strange shape, that
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was jumping from left to
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further left, which was further than
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the right. Suddenly, the shape bounced at
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random
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walls, floors,
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and ceilings, one
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of them with acid.
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This related to the time
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when the gym was filled with
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grease, and it reacted with the Carbon
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I think that's five words you put there, Isu. I guess we're having way too much fun.
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Oops! I thought I was on the 5 word forum... :embarassed:
EDIT: Fixed
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(I thought I was too, until I saw the mistake)
Monoxide
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in the
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locker room. Then
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The lockers started melting!
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Even the clothes inside melted!
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So, the World Cup Players couldn't
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do any team sport games. They ranted.
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Then
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lightning struck,
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and they exploded.
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Now there wasn't a
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trace of all the players.
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Nobody mourned, which was good considering
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because all those players really, really sucked.
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"Yippie!"
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cried the
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cute little lemmings.
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It turned out that
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these little lemmings are evil.
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and had to be dealt away
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by using lots and lots of stuff.
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After
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they were
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attacking the spaceships,
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one lemming demanded they
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surrender their technology to the
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leader of all the lemmings. So
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it was done. Though while
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someone ate pancakes, someone ate waffles.
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This did not interfere with the transaction.
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With the Leaders newfound technology
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, they did nothing, they were too stupid.
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Afterwards
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, Lemmy was
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completely unsure of
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something about exploding felines.
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He decided to conduct some
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experiments verifying that evolution does occur.
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He botched the experiment and proved nothing.
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Lemmy
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stumbled upon
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a diamond mine.
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He thought it would
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give him riches, instead, he
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launched the diamonds into space, and
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they were lost in the final frontier.
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Appalled,
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many sought
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advice from the
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Big, Strange Witch-doctor,
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who was said to give
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canned spruce wood to some random
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lunatic who yelled "kill all lemmings!" Outraged,
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they
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ate pie.
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The more that
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that happened, the less
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they seemed to care about
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the upside down world nearby. Confused,
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they sent an expedition over there to
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recover
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the stolen
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upside-down grail.
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The expedition was a
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total flop, as most of
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them descended into lunacy. The upside
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down grail turned into a piece of
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sand,
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made of
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some otherwordly rock.
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That rock was actually
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the remains of an ancient
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pair of bifocal glasses. These glasses
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could also tell time. Without further ado
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could also tell time. Without further ado
Lemmy
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seized them
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And when he
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put them on, he
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saw it was 7:00.
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He screamed and clawed at his
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nose, and when he did, he bent
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a
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a
steel bar.
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It broke in
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two pieces, and then
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fell to the ground with
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a resounding twang, which was weird
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a resounding twang, which was weird
So weird, that the pink elephants turned
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green.
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They started
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to twist and
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turn, which was weird.
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Eventually they all snapped and
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snipped, eventhough it's normally snipped and
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snapped. That didn't seem to matter, however,
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as
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they survived.
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How they managed
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to survive was
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a mystery even to
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the big, weird star-man.
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He studied them extensively, but could
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not figure it out at all, so
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he caused donuts to rain from the
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purple
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clouds of
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hell. Then he
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ate pie. He was
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very fond of pie. We
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shall never know just how fond
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he was of pie. Meanwhile, Lemmy was
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told
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pie was
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really made of
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sugar cubes and tar.
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Outraged, he sued the manager
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of Pie World. He however, didn't
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expect the Spanish Inquisition to suddenly appear.
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The
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Spanish Inquisition
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was actually a
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entourage of dead lemmings
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that ate pie constantly. That
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revelation shocked Lemmy to the core.
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Lemmy rushed away from the scene, only
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pausing
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to call
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out in horror
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"Oh No!" He rushed
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out into the street, where
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the police saw him and rescued
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him from a fate even worse than
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death.
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They clapped
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so loudly that
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even the pink hampsters
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heard it on the moon.
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They chittered and covered their ears.
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And then, en masse, their heads exploded.
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Gore
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dissapeared into
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the sewers as
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India ate dinner. She
(P.S: "India" is the name of one of my kittens)
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realized that it was a
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Goliath beetle. Disgusted, she threw it
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so violently that its carapace shattered against
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a
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wooden block.
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Then it seemed
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to dissapear, only
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to reappear several feet
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from India. She ran to
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it and stared at it until
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it flew away. It buzzed so loudly
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that
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a dead
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chipmunk arose again.
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It ran to Timbuktu
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and started a business firm
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Eventually, he got bored and left.
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His underlings attempted to rule the world.
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Then,
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they undertook
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Goliath Beetle Land.
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The Beetles fought a
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winning battle. Eventually, they
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grew tired of it and
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ate pie. Then they ate cake.
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During this time they were the victims
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of
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a vile
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scorpion. The beetles
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were slain by the
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evil fire ants, who, in
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turn, destroyed themselves. There was much
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"mystery goo" pouring out of the sewers.
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The
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"mystery goo"
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, with malicious intent,
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started to burn innocent
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termites. Meanwhile, the Goliath beetles
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staged a revolt. They had a
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stone archway, which they used to stop
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invaders.
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The ants
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were clever about
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the arch, and broke
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it with cannon fire and
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destroyed anything with the letter M
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in the vicinity, which included the maurauding
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meat
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manglers of
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Planet Forty Two
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and many mediocre Martians.
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Even Muggles were also being
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massacred. Eventually the madness ceased, and
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the whole of Iceland rejoiced. The party
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lasted
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forty days
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and was greatly
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ended by Soviet Russians
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equipped soley with amazingly magical
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Crystal Skulls. Then, nitroglycerine splattered over
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my house. Nothing happened to it. Eggs
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hatched
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, making chickens
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who started to
(PS: I don't know if this topic is too old. If it is, feel free to delete my post.)
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make cats awesomer than