Round 14 is now closed and the results are in…….
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8 people entered this round.
The easter egg was in question 3; there were only 3 wise men not 4. geoo spotted this first and gets the 0.5 point. Almost everyone else did spot it, apparently knowing their bible; Jesus gives you a +1. ...the quizmaster does not.
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1. Name a Pokémon
Pikachu-all, 1 point—everybody!
too easy, says the Legionnaire of games, you don’t even have to play Pokemon to get this right. There may be a follow-up to this question in a later game……..
2. You recently had a big argument with your girlfriend. What do you buy her to help apologize and smooth things over?
chocolate- 4 – 1 point
flowers- 4 (ccexplore’s answer: “roses” adapted)- 1 point
other answers- diamonds, leek, broom, [a feminine pleasure device]
We have a tie between flowers and chocolate. Perhaps the quizmaster should’ve mentioned the reason for the argument was you told her she was fat…………
the leek or broom would surely worsen matters and geoos says the feminine pleasure device would be more suitable as a parting gift. Regardless so far everybody’s even with 2 points.
3. What did the four wise men bring to baby Jesus as a present?
Gold-7 – 1 point
Vuvuzela- 1 – 0.14 point
other answers: leek, play station 2
Jesus gets a lot of gold, but really, didn't Jesus preach that money is not the answer?
4. A Politician and a Lawyer are both drowning in a lake. You can only save one, what do you do?
a) take a nap- 6 – 1 point
b) go see a movie- 2 – 0.3 point
Only two people went to the movies, everybody else was either bored or tired.
In case anybody cares, the lawyer drowned. The politician is fine (politicians can’t drown since they aren’t human beings).
5. Who farted? [it must have been one of the participants… doesn’t matter if they didn’t actually join]
geoo- 3 -1 point
Simon- 2 – 0.6 point
ccexplore- 1 – 0.3 point
mobius- 2 – 0.6 point
consensus says it was geoo. However there seems to be a lot of confusion so he has some backing to deny it. However: whoever denied it supplied it.
Maybe it was all the crazy food from previous rounds. Or maybe it wasn’t a fart at all but spoiled leek…
6. When you meet God at the Pearly Gates (in heaven), what will you ask him?
who’s on first?-1
what’s up?-1
what’s the meaning of life-1
Who really killed JFK?-1
Do you have an internet connection?-1
Who are you?-1
nothing. It’s heaven, I can do all the things I love to do, and talking to God’s pretty low on the list. – 1
Can You microwave a burrito so hot that not even You can eat it? -1
other answers- why did the chicken cross the road?, What is your favourite colour?, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Only Gronkling picked a “smart” question. Most seemed to take a comical stance on this one …Jesus takes back the point he gave you. And ccexplore even managed to offend God on this question! Ouch.
7. Who will do the most post-quiz analysis and commentary? [doesn’t matter if they didn’t actually join]
ccexplore- 8 – 1 point.
The quizmaster will let comments on this question up to post-quiz analysis and commentary.
8. Who’s on first?
Who- 6 – 1 point.
geoo- 1 -0.17 point
Abbot? – 0.17 point
Technically, the correct answer to this question is “who” or “yes, that’s correct” if not taken as a question, as it doesn’t have to be. All the names of the players on the baseball team can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng----------------
9. How many people will enter this quiz? Try to guess correctly here. You’ll get 1 point for being right on the mark, 0.9 for being 1 away, 0.8 for 2… etc.
Clam Spammer- 8 – 1 point
Simon- 8 - 1 point
ccexplore- 7 – 0.9 point
Gronkling- 8 - 1 point
geoo- 8-1 point
mobius- 8-1 point
Akseli- 8-1 point
Insane Steve -9 -0.9 point
only two people were off by 1.
10. Let’s play point making game!
Clam Spammer- AAAA
Simon- ABBA
ccexplore- A
Gronkling- didn’t play
geoo- ABBA
mobius- BA
Akseli- ABBA
Insane Steve –AAAA
making everybody’s score:
Clam Spammer- 0
Simon- 1
ccexplore- 1
geoo- 1
mobius- -1
Gronkling- 0
Akseli- 1
InsaneSteve- 0
Interesting results, considering 1 person only played once and got the same score as those who played four times.
11. time entered: (in order from first to last)
mobius (qz) – 0.4
geoo- 1
Simon- 0.8
Gronkling -0.6
Clam Spammer- 0.4
Akseli- 0.6
Insane Steve- 0.8
ccexplore- 1
I must note that ccexplore entered exactly 1 minute after Insane Steve.
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final results:
geoo -11.5
Simon- 10.8
Akseli- 10.27
Insane Steve- 9.7
Clam Spammer- 9.07
ccexplore- 9.07
Gronkling- 7.77
mobius- 6.88
two people were tied with the same points! The quizmaster is very angry now and wants no one to talk to him… for a long time.
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the winner of this round is:
….some say he can weld steel just by touching his finger to the metal
..and that Satan himself runs away in freight at the sight of him.
All we know is: he’s called geoo.