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Off-Topic Boards => Forum Games => Topic started by: Dullstar on May 25, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
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I think we all know what this is by now...
A lemming was
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strolling along the
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beach when a
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freaking huge duck
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challenged Chuck Norris.
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The Lemming decided (..)
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to open up
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a big bag
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and pull out (...)
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a screaming monkey.
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Normally, he'd have (...)
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buckets of fun,
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but instead he
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took the chance (...)
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of getting eaten
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and leapt at
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the Lemme Fatale's (...)
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fangs. He then
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ate a biscuit,...
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and then passed
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a turd. This...
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was very disgusting.
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Ne'er outdone, he (...)
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also farted. After...
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that, Earth made
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a bigger fart.
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Then someone barfed.
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Nevertheless, it was (...)
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not a fart.
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Such terrible manners
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were frowned upon.
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In a building
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, IN ALL CAPS,
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the world collapsed.
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Two galaxies had
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a big fight
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and merged tragically.
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Everything was dead.
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Except some clowns,
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which also died.
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You hate clowns
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However, Chuck Norris...
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attacked evil clowns*
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with his enormous
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duck shaped tree.
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The clowns retaliated...
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but died hopelessly.
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Then a pizza
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destroyed a monkey's
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army of toenails...
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who made inappropriate...
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cheesecakes in public.
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This caused them...
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several heart attacks.
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Then, without warning...
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...someone got AIDS.
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It was cured.
namida, your post on July 12th 2009 contains bad language. If I could delte or edit that post, I would. How do I know that at least Mr. K wouldn't like it? A similar situation supposedly occurred on different forums administered by Mr. K (which are currently down, by the way) I heard they had to replace a word.
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Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.
I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!
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Then floating emeralds...
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Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.
I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!
Thanks for fixing it! By the way, there's also been a little trouble stirred up in the other story thread... however, it's not as bad.
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...flew like birds
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across orange skies...
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and into quicksand.
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Suddenly, it glowed!
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What had happened?!
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The tangerine trees
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didn't grow oranges,...
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but instead strawberries.
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The strawberries fell
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into the fields
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where a platypus
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sat eating dinner.
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This caused mayhem,...
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and much confusion
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and strawberry jam.
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A lemming began
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to drink juice,
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but it was
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the size of
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a google search...
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which are larger . . .
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than some planes.
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This marked the
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new era of
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lemmings games for
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Nintendo 64. However,...
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the GameCube had
Sorry if that was 4 words, I'm not sure whether GameCube is one or two words officially
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Lemmings 4D, which...
I think it could go either way. Whichever's more convenient at the time.
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was really 3D.
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Or maybe 2D.
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Games were fun.
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Especially fun ones.
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This includes Lemmings, . . .
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Commander Keen, and...
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a fat monkey.
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But, some monkeys
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are not fat.
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They just prefer
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to be thin.
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Meanwhile, Commander Keen
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was on Mars,
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looking at the
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Yorps and Gargs.
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They looked familiar
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on Thursdays, but
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when they are
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on Earth during
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their planned vacation
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in the lakes
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of Arizona, Commander
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Bob fell off
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a cliff in
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the middle of
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eating an apple.
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He hit his
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index finger on
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a rock and
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subsequently died of
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falling trees and
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hat cancer. This
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was a magical
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explanation of ducks.
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The next minute,
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stuff started happening.
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The lemmings have
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never eaten custard,
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because custard was
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yellow, like Homer.
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One lemming tried
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eating it. Then,
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the lemming died.
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lol, namida, that's exactly what I was thinking there...
Their graves were
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sometimes painted blue.
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Green was also . . .
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a favourite among
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The blackbirds, NOT!
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Lomax bought cigarettes
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that supported the
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blogs and frogs
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and chocolate rain.
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Lomax didn't understand
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that Tay Zonday
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was his rival
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and therefore died.
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Heck, EVERYONE died.
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It really hurt.
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Especially for those
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with Acquired immune
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deficiency syndrome. What?!
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Golden Syrup was
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a chemical element.
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Chemists were shocked.
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However, most biologists
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agreed with the
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flaming ninja monkeys . . .
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except the ones
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who couldn't eat.
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Some scientists suggested
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using glowing mushrooms
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and steel bananas
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to prevent the
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buzzards from taking
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credit for stuff
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included in their
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investment portfolio. Therefore,
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they called someone
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who did this
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bird catching hobby
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and destroyed five
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swans and three
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large, hungry pythons.
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Next week, the
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ducks invaded America.
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And then they
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developed a game.
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"Duck Shoot 2"
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Which didn't have
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good reviews once
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it was released.
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This was the
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end of Nintendo,
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especially the Wii
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and the Puu.
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The Toylet invention
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was a dump
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in the Irish
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pub bathrooms. But,
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Irish hotel bathrooms
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were not smelly
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because gaming consoles
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used the "Toylet."
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They did Wiis.
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This console made
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people get sick
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and barf all
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of the little
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grammatical errors out Sorry, misread post!
but huge monitors
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that someone sold
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on eBay using
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the Intranet. Likewise,
(My 500th post, I've turned into Superlemming!)
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three doomed go-carts
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went BANG! On
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a Tuesday evening,
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ten little ducks
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died involving the
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bottle calamity with
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that squirrel. This
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was very green.
Normally, I would not double post on a forum game, but come on! Where'd everyone go? Let's not kill of this part of the forums.
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So green, actually
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that it killed
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nineteen giant spotted
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roaches. Then goblins
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with pointy hats
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chased little lemmings
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and prairie dogs.
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Strangely, this was...
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a familiar sight
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That looks like...
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chased prairie dogs...
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across the expanse...
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WAaAaAy! over Yonder...
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where the ominous...
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smelly jumping llamas...
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prepared for war.