Lemmy screamed and writhed with pain as the olive juices seeped down his face and into his brain simultaneously.
"What have you done to me?" he wailed, pitching sideways into the bloody, mutilated remains of one of his clones. "I'll never... see again!"
There was a long pause, filled only by Lemmy's bitter weeping.
"WE HAVE NON-ALCOHOLIC GIN, WHISKEY, VODKA. LOOKS THE SAME, TASTES THE SAME," the mechanical butler grated, breaking the silence.
"Damn you!" Lemmy snarled. "You blinded me for life, and you dare ask me what sort of non-alcoholic beverage I want? I want VODKA, curse it all, and I want the alcohol as well!"
"YES, SIR," the butler intoned. "AS I SAID, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS CORRECT."
There was another pause, and then several bottles of vodka spewed forth from a slot in the demonic convenience machine.
"Th-thank you!" Lemmy gulped, and proceeded to glug down all the bottles at once.
He slumped into a dazed, drunken stupor, and then started singing sea chanties. The mechanical butler joined in in a bizarre, cacaphonaus harmonic.
And that was where Xan Kriegor found Lemmy. "I'm not surprised, kid," Xan growled, leaning against the wall.