...oh, and THEN...he met a worm crawling on the ground. Suddenly, he was at a bus stop. It was raining. The stupid worm was trapped on a sidewalk section...and as all worms do, he was heading away from the grass.
"Stupid moron! Go the other way!" Lemmy turned him around. The stupid worm crawled in that direction. Eventually, it got to the end of the sidewalk section. It felt the slight dip, and thought,
".......?.......!.......*REVERSE*........", and, started crawling the other way.
"Wow...You really ARE pathetic aren't you?" Lemmy pondered how such a stupid animal could still exist. Then he realized, that the worm in front of him was the only worm left in the world.
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*squik*
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Thus was the end of the worm empire...yipee skipee yahoo let's all party now...........nah.
Lemmy was getting wet, so he commanded the rain to stop. It stopped. Lemmy was bored, so he commanded the entire world to entertain him. It did. Then, he commanded the world to give him all wealth in existence. It did. Then, the universal command-abuse guardian came along and tore up his "OFFICIAL WORLD COMMANDER'S CERTIFICATE". All effects were lost.
"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
The worms reformed their bodies for one brief second, and then imploded due to a defective catalytic converter, rendering them deceased once again...
[Wow...now that really was pointless.] O_o
The worm castles still remained though, as reminders of their once great empi-....wait a minute...Hm. No worm castles ever existed, and the worm empire never was great.
Then, Lemmy was surrounded by tube socks, and forced to eat pizza. 1 slice to be exact. Then the tube socks left, and said
"Thanks for taking our mandatory survey! Have a GREAT day!!!"
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Yes, I am done now. You may continue.