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Ice_Eagle91

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #330 on: August 21, 2004, 02:26:03 PM »
But after that, the League of Doctors had him drummed out of town. And because of the suffering, Lemmy had bloodshed, again.

History is repeating itself, thought Lemmy.
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Ice_Eagle91

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #331 on: August 21, 2004, 02:26:24 PM »
Again, it happened!

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Lemeri

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« Reply #332 on: August 21, 2004, 02:26:59 PM »
He did not need one. But a guy came in and hired Lemmy to star in the remake of 'The Psycho'
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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #333 on: August 21, 2004, 02:28:29 PM »
They walked in, and Lemmy found a jar of Lemmy's blood. Lemmy drank it (EWW!!!) and got his blood back. However, he found out that it wasn't his blood.

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Lemeri

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« Reply #334 on: August 21, 2004, 02:29:50 PM »
Icey, stop announcing it when your post dosn't show. I can see them just fine, and you will too after I post.

So Lemmy went into a choma.
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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #335 on: August 21, 2004, 02:32:53 PM »
(It happens everytime, Lemeri! But I'll stop. Maybe Andi can help.)

Then Lemmy was out of the game and back to Xan's house.
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Lemeri

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #336 on: August 21, 2004, 02:33:40 PM »
"Hi Lemmy. Can I get you some cake?" Xan asked.
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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #337 on: August 21, 2004, 02:35:40 PM »
"No idea? Shut up!" screamed Lemmy.
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Lemeri

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« Reply #338 on: August 21, 2004, 02:36:21 PM »
"Why do you keep saying that?" Xan asked.
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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #339 on: August 21, 2004, 02:39:01 PM »
"Because of you...my life has changed!" sang Lemmy. Then Lemmy left and bought a game called "Lemmings wars" then installed it on his hard drive, then played it, only to be greeted by an error message:
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Andi

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #340 on: August 21, 2004, 02:40:36 PM »
"Your System is not ready for so much violence!"
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Lemeri

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« Reply #341 on: August 21, 2004, 02:40:36 PM »
Then a second error message came up:

ERROR IN LINE 50031460354: "No idea? Shut up!" NOT VALID:

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONINUE
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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #342 on: August 21, 2004, 02:42:31 PM »
Lemmy pressed it, only to see another error message: "You are a weird guy for this game!"

Lemmy cried. He had spent $999.0 on a game, to see that he was weird, as he smashed the game.

(Is lunatic a bad word?)
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Lemeri

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #343 on: August 21, 2004, 02:44:24 PM »
(Lunatic describes a mad person)

So he went and got the patch, and then he could play.
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Ice_Eagle91

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Re: Random Story
« Reply #344 on: August 21, 2004, 02:46:59 PM »
But then another error message appeared: You are too lun*tic to play this game.

"Since when was I a lun*tic anyway? Wait a sec, Ynmel wasn't a lun*tic! GRRR!!!"

And so, he got a scythe, and slashed his legs, multiple times. "I WANNA DIE!!!" he kept telling himself! "HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF!"

(Just in case, I censored the word.)
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