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Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #255 on: August 19, 2004, 05:01:44 PM »
Lemmy's ghost then flew away...and so did Xan. "Goodbye, Lemmy..." said Lemmy'ka.

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« Reply #256 on: August 19, 2004, 05:02:18 PM »
Not again!

Lemeri

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« Reply #257 on: August 19, 2004, 05:06:52 PM »
"I hope your corpse rots, Lemmy'ka!" Lemmy shouted back as he dissapeared. Xan and Lemmy went to Xan's HyperBlast battle ship, and Xan trained Lemmy in the arts of combat. In time, Lemmy decided to enter in the Unreal Tournament.

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« Reply #258 on: August 19, 2004, 11:58:51 PM »
"He's so rude!" said Lemmalot. "YEAH!!!" screamed Charmy. "THESE DAYS PEOPLE SAY BAD WORDS SUCH AS ST*PID, ID*OT, AND LOTS MORE! DON'T THEY EVER WATCH THEIR WORDS?" "They're really mean boys!" said Mr. T. "Yeah, definitely!" said Ted. "That Lemmy and Xan!" "I hate Lemmy and Xan!" said Knuckles. "Me too!" said Espio. "Doesn't Lemmy and Xan learn?" asked Vector. "When Lemmy's teacher put him in detention," said Lemmy'ka, "Lemmy killed 10,000 students and 15 teachers. There were 10,003 students. The only survivors of the Lemming school were me, Lemmalot, and of course, Lemmy." "That's very mean." said Krall. "YOU'LL PAY, LEMMY!!!!"

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« Reply #259 on: August 20, 2004, 01:54:19 AM »
"soooooooo...whats your point?" said xan kriegor.

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« Reply #260 on: August 20, 2004, 01:57:53 AM »
Lemmy was drinking coffee before the next Unreal Tournament. "Well, Xan, If I win, let's go to Atlantis!"

(Lemmy is dead in the story, and is a ghost in the skies. Xan, on the other hand, became a chaos god)

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« Reply #261 on: August 20, 2004, 02:01:38 AM »
lemmy watched the lemmings down below be tortured by the chaos god Xan Kriegor....

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« Reply #262 on: August 20, 2004, 02:04:31 AM »
Then Xan returned to Lemmy with lemming soup.

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« Reply #263 on: August 20, 2004, 02:10:41 AM »
"i wont eat it!!!"lemmy

Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #264 on: August 20, 2004, 02:40:54 AM »
said. Then Lemmy wrote a haiku about Xan:

Xan Kriegor is a
Very cool robot who likes me
A lot, but crazy.

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« Reply #265 on: August 20, 2004, 02:43:40 AM »
xan kriegor   found the poem in his mail.

Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #266 on: August 20, 2004, 02:57:55 AM »
He saw the haiku, then made a haiku about Lemmy:

Lemmy the Lemming,
Is a very mean devil,
who's always crazy.

And, in his thought bubble:  Lemmy is always like this: :devil:

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« Reply #267 on: August 20, 2004, 03:01:24 AM »
lemmy put the haiku in a drawer.

Ice_Eagle91

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« Reply #268 on: August 20, 2004, 03:02:26 AM »
Then round 70 of the Unreal Tournament was starting. Lemmy went into the arena and found three players. They were:

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« Reply #269 on: August 20, 2004, 03:03:12 AM »
very exhausted. because of this. a pickle was formed.