"That was really stupid, kid. Good thing for you, I already took all your money. Here it is... $15,076 in stolen cash." Xan Kriegor told him, handing over the box of money.
"That's not all mine. I only ever had $11,731 in stolen cash," Lemmy insisted "And also, how did you find me? I didn't think you could fly"
Xan held up his spellbook, and showed it to Lemmy.
"I cast the 'fly' spell. du-uuhh"
"Xan, you are really getting on my nerves," Lemmy snarled "Why don't you just stick to UT?"
"I like you, Lemmy" Xan told Lemmy "You'll go far!"
He whipped out a rocket launcher and blasted lemmy with it. He flew backwards in time. When he woke up, he was sitting on the floor, and Xan Kriegor was talking to a lemming. Lemmy walked over to the lemming and hit it on the nose, but it didn't seem to notice him. Then he saw Xan shoot the lemming. With a shock, Lemmy realized it was himself! He screamed and tore at his hair, but he couldn't seem to do anything. Then the mocking words 'KEEP YOUR HAIR ON, MR. LEMMING!' floated up before his face. He flowed forward in time like an eel.
"hey'ya Lemmy" growled a little green alien "Looks like Xan really messed up yer mind"
"You... You fight... Fight like Nali!" Lemmy stuttered, slurping from a large pitcher of a strange yellow fluid.
"Err?" the alien growled "Me Krall. Me not Nali."
"Uhh..." Lemmy growled "Me Krall. Me not Lemming... Err, Hah hah hah"
"You weird. Goodbye." The alien stalked out the door.
"uhh..." Lemmy moaned, and suddenly he laughed until soda exploded from his nose.