Here are the results! 17 people participated, Julian is Simon’s brother.
1. Name a metric unit prefix.kilo (1 pt) -- Akseli, 607, Simon, ccexplore, Proxima, Nepster
centi (0.50 pts) -- namida, Nessy, Julian
metre (0.33 pts) -- Crane, kieranmillar
milli (0.33 pts) -- bsmith, grams88
femto (0.17 pts) -- SQron188
giga (0.17 pts) -- geoo
gram (0.17 pts) -- IchoTolot
micro (0.17 pts) -- Raymanni
2. What's your least favourite skill in Lemmings 1?bomber / (timed) exploder (1 pt) -- Crane, bsmith, Nessy, Simon, ccexplore, grams88, Nepster, Julian
floater (0.62 pts) -- geoo, namida, Akseli, kieranmillar, Proxima
builder (0.25 pts) -- 607, IchoTolot
blocker (0.12 pts) -- Raymanni
miner (0.12 pts) -- SQron188
floater, Simon thinks it's useless (or blocker, for all the lovely glitches)
Blocker (I'm assuming geoo will answer this too.)
Bomber [When it was timed it didn't have the puzzle-ly power it has now in fan-made levels ]
Hm... that's a hard one, because I think all original skills are quite good. I'll go with "Builder", because I've heard they're overused.
3. Name an animal with 4 letters.bear (1 pt) -- Akseli, bsmith, Simon, ccexplore, Raymanni, Julian
fish (0.50 pts) -- Nessy, Nepster, IchoTolot
lion (0.33 pts) -- namida, grams88
alligator (0.17 pts) -- 607
bird (0.17 pts) -- SQron188
deer (0.17 pts) -- Proxima
degu (0.17 pts) -- geoo
frog (0.17 pts) -- Crane
mole (0.17 pts) -- kieranmillar
Bear (We had Bear in that in the last feud, it was very popular. Frog is very tempting but I'm not sure how many remember it from the Alligator TV feud episode.)
Degu (I wonder if people remember bear from the last round)
Frog (what else?!)
"Alligator", I guess. Or Frog, perhaps? Hm... I think if people don't look it up, they might indeed go with Alligator. I wonder how many people will pick something other than Frog and Alligator.
4. When will Simon get his PhD (he's currently finishing his thesis)?never (1 pt) -- geoo, Akseli, Proxima, Nepster
1 year (0.50 pts) -- Crane, grams88
next year / 2019 (0.50 pts) -- ccexplore, Julian
2020 (0.50 pts) -- namida, 607
In 5 months (0.25 pts) -- Raymanni
In 6 months (0.25 pts) -- Nessy
May 2018 (0.25 pts) -- bsmith
Summer 2018 (0.25 pts) -- Simon
When he finishes his thesis (0.25 pts) -- kieranmillar
soon (0.25 pts) -- SQron188
waaaaay later than he should have
(0.25 pts) -- IchoTolot
Six months [Disclaimer: forget popularity I have no idea how realistic this answer is]
never (for feud purposes only)
1 year (That's a top qualification, hope all goes well for Simon)
"2020". Just because it looks nice.
5. Name a Justin Bieber song.Baby (1 pt) -- geoo, namida, Akseli, 607, kieranmillar, ccexplore, grams88, Raymanni, SQron188, IchoTolot
Sorry (0.50 pts) -- bsmith, Nessy, Simon, Nepster, Julian
My World (0.10 pts) -- Crane
You're so vain (0.10 pts) -- Proxima
Sorry [On another note: the Brick tileset is not overused; Justin Bieber jokes are. Seriously get a life people! ]
You're So Vain (I know he didn't sing this, but it's the first song that comes to mind when I hear his name )
“Baby". That seems obvious to me, so I wonder how this will turn out.
6. Name a Greek goddess.Athena (1 pt) -- Crane, 607, bsmith, Nessy, ccexplore, Nepster, Julian
Aphrodite (0.86 pts) -- geoo, namida, Akseli, kieranmillar, Raymanni, IchoTolot
Artemis (0.29 pts) -- Proxima, SQron188
Hera (0.14 pts) -- Simon
Zeus (0.14 pts) -- grams88
"Athens". Hm... that was instant for me, but now I'm afraid more people might go for Aphrodite. I think they'll surely come out on top; poor Hera. But nah, let's go for Athens, she's way cooler.
Athena (but wonder how many would say "Venus" even though she's Roman)
7. Name a Lemmings Forums member that hasn't been active for a long time.Clam (1 pt) -- Akseli, Simon, grams88, Proxima
Insane Steve (0.75 pts) -- geoo, Nessy, ccexplore
namida (0.50 pts) -- namida, 607
Gronkling (0.25 pts) -- IchoTolot
Mindless (0.25 pts) -- kieranmillar
Pooty (0.25 pts) -- Raymanni
ProbLem (0.25 pts) -- SQron188
Ramon (0.25 pts) -- bsmith
pass [he doesn't know any forum history] (0.25 pts) -- Julian
pieuw (0.25 pts) -- Crane
tseug (0.25 pts) -- Nepster
Clam ( Now I could be wrong but I was wondering if Clam is doing more behind the scene things. Oh good question, I have a few members I can think of but what one would top the list). A few names I have in mind might be (Prob lem, Adam, Mindless)
"Namida". That's probably untrue, but I wouldn't know what else to say. Actually, I think we might have got this question before, in an old round? I'm not sure, I won't bother trying to look it up.
Insane Steve (tough one, hard to tell what the newer members would pick)
8. A policeman caught you crossing a red light. What do you say to him?sorry / I’m sorry / I’m very sorry officer (1 pt) -- Crane, Akseli, 607, ccexplore, grams88, Raymanni, Nepster
I'm colorblind (0.43 pts) -- geoo, Proxima, IchoTolot
It was still green/yellow when I entered the junction! (0.29 pts) -- Simon, Julian
hello / hello officer (0.29 pts) -- namida, bsmith
I didn't see the light! (0.14 pts) -- Nessy
It's my first day (0.14 pts) -- kieranmillar
When crossing the road, it is always at one's own risk and own resposibility. I save mine and the drivers' time. (0.14 pts) -- SQron188
It was still green when I entered the junction! (Also traffic lights are questionable design. When users try to bypass the semaphore, it's a hint that the junction should be designed lock-free.)
9. Name a Finnish word.perkele [dammit] (1 pt) -- Simon, Proxima, IchoTolot
sauna [sauna] (1 pt) -- 607, grams88, Nepster
Hei [hey] (0.67 pts) -- Crane, kieranmillar
Suomi [Finland] (0.67 pts) -- Akseli, Nessy
jääkaappi [refrigerator] (0.67 pts) -- geoo, Raymanni
Suomalainen [Finnish as a nationality] (0.33 pts) -- ccexplore
hyvää päivää [good afternoon] (0.33 pts) -- SQron188
joku [someone] (0.33 pts) -- namida
kalsarikännit [underpants drunkenness, see quote by Julian] (0.33 pts) -- Julian
poyta [pöytä, table] (0.33 pts) -- bsmith
Perkele (Jääkaappi is a strong second choice. I learned it from the back of a frozen pizza package.)
Jääkaappi (Solely based on the fact that at least geoo and Simon know this too, alongside with 'makkara' and 'laulu'.)
Kalsarikännit (Getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out.)
I had a tough time here, but then I found out "Sauna" is Finnish. That seems like a good choice, then.
Suomalainen ("Finnish" courtesy of Google translate, although fiddling with it more suggest it's not exactly the wording you'd use for the language itself, but most people won't go any farther for feud purposes)
10. Name anything that could distract Simon during his Jazz Jackrabbit speedrun attempts.Lix fanfiction by JudgementalSkeleton / inventing Lix fanfiction (1 pt) -- Nessy, SQron188
chat messages / Twitch chat (1 pt) -- 607, Simon
computer crashing (1 pt) -- ccexplore, grams88
A freshly found new glitch in the game (0.50 pts) -- IchoTolot
Eva Earlong (0.50 pts) -- Proxima
Someone's eating noises (0.50 pts) -- geoo
Talking about things you want to hear Simon say to you. e.g. I want Simon to teach me Linux. (0.50 pts) -- Raymanni
Typing his name in IRC (0.50 pts) -- kieranmillar
aliens attack (0.50 pts) -- Julian
antivirus program (0.50 pts) -- bsmith
earthquake (0.50 pts) -- namida
nothing (0.50 pts) -- Nepster
pizza deliverer (0.50 pts) -- Akseli
telephone ringing (0.50 pts) -- Crane
"Chat messages". I am sometimes afraid my own messages will distract him, but he seems to know when to read them.
Simon will tell the truth now:
Twitch Chat (Twitch Chat is very general answer but there is really little elsel. I live in a 1-man apartment and there is no distraction, especially because I plan things around the stream. Doorbell hasn't ever rung during runs. I don't remember whether the phone has ever rung but I wouldn't answer the phone.)
Results1. Akseli (8.65)
2. ccexplore (8.58)
3. Nepster (7.75)
4. 607 (7.42)
5. grams88 (7.31)
6. Simon (7.18)
7. Nessy (6.31)
8. geoo (6.16)
9. Proxima (6.11)
10. Julian (5.87)
11. Raymanni (5.82)
12. Crane (5.52)
13. bsmith (5.45)
14. namida (5.43)
15. IchoTolot (5.20)
16. kieranmillar (4.79)
17. SQron188 (3.72)
Thanks for participating! If you want, you can now speculate which questions were by geoo and which were by Akseli!