Author Topic: 5 word story (Read 322230 times)

AstralLemming · « **Reply #810 on:** September 18, 2005, 08:12:31 AM »

Pigs hate pork pies because

Isu · « **Reply #811 on:** September 18, 2005, 02:24:41 PM »

they could be eating their

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #812 on:** September 18, 2005, 05:03:19 PM »

own bodies, which tasted weird.

Lemika · « **Reply #813 on:** September 22, 2005, 03:30:04 PM »

Was this worse than cannibalism?

Isu · « **Reply #814 on:** September 22, 2005, 06:21:06 PM »

Well, no. It's roughly the

Timballisto · « **Reply #815 on:** September 22, 2005, 07:16:11 PM »

equivalent of a bad hamburger.

Lemika · « **Reply #816 on:** September 23, 2005, 01:27:34 AM »

And so, comforted by that

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #817 on:** September 23, 2005, 01:42:49 AM »

the pigs started eating themselves.

Timballisto · « **Reply #818 on:** September 23, 2005, 09:58:58 PM »

They weren't all that smart.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #819 on:** September 24, 2005, 02:46:30 AM »

Lord Voldemort arrived and ate

Timballisto · « **Reply #820 on:** September 24, 2005, 03:05:13 AM »

stupidity. He became stupid. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..."

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #821 on:** September 24, 2005, 04:25:19 PM »

Harry Potter laughed out loud.

AstralLemming · « **Reply #822 on:** September 26, 2005, 12:02:02 PM »

Some person got a cold.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #823 on:** September 26, 2005, 01:43:16 PM »

That person was Draco Malfoy.

Isu · « **Reply #824 on:** September 26, 2005, 05:03:01 PM »

He held a contest of