Corrupt-a-Wish

[grams88]

Congratulations you become a Crystal gem unable to move at all.

I wish I could have a game of basketball.

[Dullstar]

Granted, but the basketball court is outdoors and it's raining.

I wish weekends were much longer.

[GigaLem]

We removed the weekdays, how ever the economy goes to Sh** because of it

I wish to restart 2016

[bsmith]

The 2016 we had was the restarted 2016.  You don't want to know what the 'bad' 2016 was like.

I wish I could complete playing my video game backlog this year.

[Colorful Arty]

You finished playing your backlog, but you give up sleep in the process.

I wish I could get the computer science internship I want.

[nin10doadict]

You get the internship, but it's unpaid and the company goes out of business 3 weeks later.

I wish I had some cookies.

[GigaLem]

Here's some cookies, but you can't eat them, you must use em on websites so sadly no yummy treats

I wish i knew how to code

[Colorful Arty]

You can now print "Hello World" in Pascal, largly a dead language.

I wish I could visit Ireland.

[NathanBros]

Granted, but you can only ingest whisky and wear green during the trip.

I wish the above user change his avatar.

[GigaLem]

You two instead switch avatars

I wish the DMA buildings were still there, instead of what they are right now

[PixieDreams]

Granted, but the team there is not the original team.

I wish I could see the Eiffel Tower of Pisa.

[grams88]

Granted you can see my lego buildings whenever you want.

I wish I could live to 100.

(I've add another internet)

[bsmith]

Granted, but you are bedridden for the rest of your life.

I wish I had another pecan pie.

[Yung Gotenks]

Granted, but you are now full so you can't eat the Pecan Pie.

I wish I had more subs on youtube

[nin10doadict]

Granted! You get more subs but they never watch or comment on your videos.
I wish I was better at finding backroutes in levels.