Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (Read 83661 times)

namida · « **on:** July 20, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »

Another favourite of mine, which I'm surprised hasn't been started here yet.
The title pretty much says it all. The answers obviously shouldn't be serious, and don't have to be truthful in any way.
Once you answer the question, ask the next one.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?

Yawg · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2009, 10:47:40 PM »

A: A freak accident involving hamsters, a bar of soap, and 4000 metric tons of Plutonium.

Q: Who taught lemmings how to fence through solid rock?

Dullstar · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:50:04 PM »

A: They were taught by the evil hamster zombies that were out to conquer the world.

Q: How does Mario eat a mushroom that's his own size?

How to make the line:

Code: [Select]

Yawg · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:55:06 AM »

A: His jaw distends like a snake's, because he's not really a Japanese-Italian plumber...he's really a Japanese-Italian plumber CYBORG.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dullstar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:40:02 AM »

A: To see what it is like to get ran over by a chicken driving a car.

Q: What is the IQ of any given mouse?

namida · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:38:52 AM »

Nothing, until you plug them into a PC.

What is the answer to the question of the person after you?

Dullstar · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:43:38 AM »

A: What's the question?

Q: What is the next question, considering I have been asked to answer it by the previous question?

namida · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:41:11 AM »

A: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Dullstar · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:44:58 AM »

A: Most likely asteroids/meteors.

Q: Was the previous question very stupid?

namida · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:48:23 AM »

A: Only on thursdays.

Q: What do you get if you cross a bike with a dingo?

Dullstar · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:50:26 AM »

A: Why don't you Google it first?

Q: How many letters are supported in MS-DOS?

namida · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:10:47 AM »

A: Four. The dash is not a letter, and the second S is kind of falling off due to lack of support.

Q: What do ducks eat?

Dullstar · « **Reply #12 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:43:03 AM »

A: They eat what ducks eat.

Q: Why is Google awesome?

namida · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:12:15 PM »

A: Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Which road did the chicken cross?

Dullstar · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:24:40 AM »

Namida, be careful what context you use on your links. I reported that one to the moderators because due to the context I feel that could be a link to a nasty video. I could be wrong, but still...

A: I refuse to answer.

Q: Why was the current keyboard layout created?

namida · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:33:43 AM »

Don't worry, the video isn't nasty at all. It's a Family Guy clip.

A: Because the one before it sucked.

Q: What do you get if you multiple nix by sine?

Dullstar · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:34:31 PM »

You get nothing, because there isn't such a number!

Why is context important in links?

namida · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:42:48 AM »

A: Because it can warn you away from links that may otherwise really annoy you.

Q: Be honest, did you click that one?

Dullstar · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:19:57 PM »

A: Let's back off the video links for a while until things cool down a little.

Q: What is the answer to the mathematical equation 7*9896458365475365⁹⁹?

namida · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2009, 02:07:36 AM »

A: Some multiple, possibly fractional, of 7⁹⁹*9896458365475365.

Q: What's the difference between a snake on a plane and two white guys plus T-Pain on a boat?

Dullstar · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2009, 08:16:27 AM »

A: See context of q.

Q: Is there a question?

namida · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:09:35 AM »

A: Yes but the question is a lie.

Q: Are you still alive?

Dullstar · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:37:33 PM »

A: Yes, or I wouldn't be typing this.

Q: What is the name of this thread?

namida · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:18:19 AM »

A: Ask a stupid answer, get a stupid question.

Q: Which is the odd one out and why: Mr K, Bashers, Nuclear Bombs, or South America?

Minim · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:08:13 AM »

Quote from: namida on 2009-07-24 04:33:43

Q: What do you get if you multiple nix by sine?

Fifty-Four?

(Supposed to swap the two capital F's but doesn't differ.)

Minim · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:21:50 AM »

Quote from: namida on 2009-07-30 00:18:19

Q: Which is the odd one out and why: Mr K, Bashers, Nuclear Bombs, or South America?

A: Mr K. He's a user on the lemmings Forums!

Q: How many different skills does a lemming need to change a light bulb?

namida · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:43:45 AM »

A: Builders to get to it, bashers or bombers to remove the old ones, blockers to hold the new installer in place... then they're screwed. There's no skill to let them place a new one.

Q: What should the lightbulb-installer skill be called?

Minim · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:02:23 PM »

A: Electrocuter?

Otherwise, not sure.

Dullstar · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:35:26 PM »

Lightbulber!

namida · « **Reply #29 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:33:21 AM »

You forgot to ask a question.

Minim · « **Reply #30 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:47:59 AM »

I am the culprit. Because I answered your question first. Back to the quiz!

Q: Which colour is the odd one out? Red, Yellow, Green or Blue?

namida · « **Reply #31 on:** August 01, 2009, 11:49:10 AM »

A: Both red AND yellow, because combining them doesn't sound like "grue".

Q: A man is born in Argentina, grows up in Russia, lives in Canada, retires in Australia, and dies in China. What colour are his socks?

Minim · « **Reply #32 on:** August 01, 2009, 02:03:20 PM »

A: Black

Q: What is the area of an ice hockey pitch (Minus the goalposts)?

namida · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2009, 05:30:45 PM »

A: Everything inside the fence that isn't a goalpost.

Q: Pirates or Ninjas?

Minim · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:20:57 PM »

A: Pirates! (We should take a poll actually)

Q: Where does sound come from?

Dullstar · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:01:06 PM »

A: Sound sources

Q: Why is the big bang called the big bang?

Minim · « **Reply #36 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:10:41 PM »

A: Because something exploded

Q: What was that something that exploded?

Dullstar · « **Reply #37 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:34:45 PM »

It was the something that exploded.

What is 97256+4126+04752+75+75624+647+527+527564?

Minim · « **Reply #38 on:** August 01, 2009, 08:51:36 PM »

Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-08-01 13:34:45

It was the something that exploded.

WRONG!

It was the universe!

A: 710571

Q: What is the 119th element of the periodic table known to be called?

Dullstar · « **Reply #39 on:** August 01, 2009, 09:44:47 PM »

A: Blargilicious?

WRONG?! This is the "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" thread! The answer doesn't have to be serious!

Q: Why do forums support text?

The question doesn't have to be serious either...

Minim · « **Reply #40 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:13:34 PM »

A: Do you mean "Text support forums"?

Q: What is the capital of Washington, DC?

Dullstar · « **Reply #41 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:14:59 PM »

A: Washington, D.C. IS a capital!

Q: How many smileys are used in this question?

namida · « **Reply #42 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:05:21 AM »

A: Despite none being present in the final product, at least 7 smileys were harmed in the making of it. You heartless bastard.

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?

Minim · « **Reply #43 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:30:59 AM »

[Uhh... Namida, watch your language please.

" title="Angry" class="smiley" /> I won't answer this question or either MAKE a question unless you change the swear word in your last answer.]

namida · « **Reply #44 on:** August 02, 2009, 10:49:41 AM »

... It's clearly used as a joke, and "bastard", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one. On top of that, the whole "omg, bad word" attitude is very out of date. A word, bad or not, used in an offensive context, is fair enough. But tell me - is there any real difference between saying "What the heck" or "What the [F-word]"? And, is "Go screw yourself" really any less offensive than "Go [F-word] yourself"? It's the way it's used, not the word itself, that should be worried about.

Minim · « **Reply #45 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:37:34 PM »

OK. I will accept "Go screw yourself" and "Oh My God" and "Heck" but nothing else.

namida · « **Reply #46 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:23:35 PM »

No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?

Dullstar · « **Reply #47 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:51:23 PM »

How many more forum games do you plan on ruining!

" title="Angry" class="smiley" />

Dullstar · « **Reply #48 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:56:55 PM »

Quote from: namida on 2009-08-02 04:49:41

... It's clearly used as a joke, and "*******", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one.

That's a bad word, and it's not tame at all.

NOTE: I have tampered with this quote for obvious reasons...

Mr. K · « **Reply #49 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:40:04 PM »

Quote from: namida on 2009-08-02 08:23:35

No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?

Namida, I'm on your side. I don't really care about swears. We've all seen them before, and I've gotten to the point where I'm not even close to offended. The way I run this forum, I couldn't care less whether you use 'em. We just have a few people that need to lighten up and learn to ignore.

Btw. I'll continue the game.

A: None

Q: Hey is that a three-headed monkey behind you?

Minim · « **Reply #50 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:19:51 PM »

A: No, it's a spider crawling along my bedroom wall.

Q: How fast can a lemming run a mile?

namida · « **Reply #51 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:13:00 AM »

A: It depends on whether it has to climb walls along the way.

A: Why does this question have an A instead of a Q?

Minim · « **Reply #52 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:15:10 AM »

A: I's just a statement, probably

Q: What is the opposite of Knight?

namida · « **Reply #53 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:06:15 AM »

A: Kday.

Q: What did you just lose?

Minim · « **Reply #54 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:11:16 AM »

A: My spider from yesterday.

Q: How many vases grow flowers?

namida · « **Reply #55 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:16:08 AM »

A: None of them. It was actually the ducks.

Q: Why did 7 8 9?

Minim · « **Reply #56 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:21:11 AM »

A: Because 9 1 2 7

Q: Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

namida · « **Reply #57 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:38:43 PM »

A: Because triangular boxes would be weird.

Q: Quack?

Minim · « **Reply #58 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:18:51 PM »

A: I know who's speaking!

Q: How white is the white house?

Dullstar · « **Reply #59 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:20:46 AM »

A: White enough to be classified as white.

Q: What is going to happen to the question after this one?

namida · « **Reply #60 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:47:50 AM »

A: It will get answered.

Q: Will it really?

Dullstar · « **Reply #61 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:01:53 AM »

A: Yes

Q: What is the BBC Code for "wink"?

namida · « **Reply #62 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:35:29 AM »

A: [wink]

Q: Why doesn't it work?

Dullstar · « **Reply #63 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:07:01 AM »

A: Because wink is a smiley... it's code is actually

Code: [Select]

.
Is that even BBC Code at all?

Q: Why is the "cloud" a dumb idea?

namida · « **Reply #64 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:14:33 AM »

A: Because clouds can be shaped like body parts. Such as hands.

Q: If I have three fingers on one hand and seven fingers on the other hand, how many hands do I have?

Minim · « **Reply #65 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:49:36 AM »

A: Two. (two easy!)

Q: What is the short form of seconds?

namida · « **Reply #66 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:51:26 AM »

A: Secs. Hobos often measure time in "bum secs".

Q: Did the last coin you flipped land heads or tails?

Minim · « **Reply #67 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:55:30 AM »

A: I left it standing up.

Q: I did a science experiment when my flame went pink. How did that happen?

namida · « **Reply #68 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:14:42 AM »

A: Because of potassium chloride being present in an object inside the flame. Science. It works, bitches.

Q: Do ducks contain high levels of potassium chloride?

Minim · « **Reply #69 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:25:39 PM »

A: I think they have potassium without the chloride. If the were they should swim in swimming pools.

Q: Do you prefer dust, feathers or tongs?

namida · « **Reply #70 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:45:57 PM »

A: I dunno. Ducks?

Q: What's a dingo on a bike?

Minim · « **Reply #71 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:04:50 PM »

A: Bingo!

Q: What numbers are on my invisible lottery ticket?

namida · « **Reply #72 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:27:00 PM »

A: 42. Nothing else. Just 42.

Q: Do Americans eat ice cream on Wednesdays?

Minim · « **Reply #73 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:15:14 PM »

A: No, they eat on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Q: Where is Maple Valley?

Dullstar · « **Reply #74 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:50:26 AM »

A: At Maple Mountain.

Q: A program used to browse the Internet. {surprise, this sort of is a question...}

namida · « **Reply #75 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:06:12 AM »

A: Quadratic formula.

Q: What do you get if you multiply the quadratic formula by Pythagoras's thereom?

Minim · « **Reply #76 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:12:18 AM »

A: Too many squared answers.

Q: What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tambourine?

namida · « **Reply #77 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:06:47 AM »

A: Barack Obama.

Q: Why?

Minim · « **Reply #78 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:04:05 PM »

Don't know. I thought you were going to say Salvation.

What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tangerine?

namida · « **Reply #79 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:47:59 PM »

A: Snakes on a Plane.

Q: Are there mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane?

Dullstar · « **Reply #80 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:17:46 AM »

No. The plane was deemed lifeless five seconds ago.

What is the purpose of competition in a market and why is it good?

namida · « **Reply #81 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:11:16 AM »

A: The purpose is to offer prizes to consumers in exchange for acheiving well in the competition, and it's good because it means we get free stuff.

Q: Does free stuff pwn?

Minim · « **Reply #82 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:07:36 AM »

A: Nothing's free in my shops

Q: What are the numbers on my invisible lottery ticket?

namida · « **Reply #83 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:53:12 AM »

A: 31. Nothing else. Just 31.

Q:

Minim · « **Reply #84 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:55:38 PM »

A: We'll stop if you want to, otherwise answer this question.

Q: What's the most addictive healthy drink?

namida · « **Reply #85 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:08:57 AM »

A: V. Ignore all those who say it isn't healthy.

Q: Do you drink V?

Minim · « **Reply #86 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:25:21 AM »

A: V for Vodka? I don't drink Vodka

Q: Can a lemming get through a Squeeze Machine?

namida · « **Reply #87 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:43:16 AM »

[No, V is the name of an energy drink!]

A: No, but 50 more can get past while that one distracts the machine.

Q: Do girls fart?

Minim · « **Reply #88 on:** August 07, 2009, 03:56:53 PM »

A: Yes! But some of their lovers hate it though...

Q: Is answering a question harder than asking a question?

Dullstar · « **Reply #89 on:** August 08, 2009, 01:44:08 AM »

In this topic, no.

Am I running low on ideas for stupid questions?

namida · « **Reply #90 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:57:58 AM »

A: No, you just can't get most of them out of your head and onto the forum.

Q: Why do builders start making clickly noises for the last 4 steps in the Sega version, instead of the last 3 like everywhere else?

Minim · « **Reply #91 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:20:50 PM »

A: It just shows that Sega Lemmings is different brand to the original lemmings.

Q: I have a wishbone, a piece of foil and an elastic band. What did I make?

Dullstar · « **Reply #92 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:53:33 PM »

A: A wish related to a combination between tin foil and an elastic band.

Q: What is the subject of this post?

GigaLem · « **Reply #93 on:** August 08, 2009, 11:00:23 PM »

A:you Ask a stuped quest and someone STUPEDLY awser it
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Q:Why is there a bomber skill in the game

namida · « **Reply #94 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:13:59 AM »

A: Because they felt the need to allow lemmings to blow up.

Q: Why isn't there a Rickroller skill in the game?

GigaLem · « **Reply #95 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:02:17 AM »

A: BECUSE people hate to be RICKROLL'd GOSH DANG IT
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Q:What is the difrence between infinity and Pi

BTW i thougt the answer to my question was this
(Because lemmings are terrorists)

namida · « **Reply #96 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:16:57 AM »

A: You can't eat infinity.

Q: Why did you try to answer your own question?

Minim · « **Reply #97 on:** August 09, 2009, 05:36:29 AM »

A: I was to make a joke.

Q: Why am I awake at this time of the morning?

namida · « **Reply #98 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:32:33 AM »

[Sorry for re-using a previous answer, but it's too tempting not to.]

A: Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: How many dinosaurs did you kill this time?

Minim · « **Reply #99 on:** August 09, 2009, 01:00:50 PM »

A: Twenty-six dinosaurs, exactly.

Q: 31 was not on my invisible lottery ticket. Why not?

Dullstar · « **Reply #100 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:56:32 PM »

A: Because it wasn't.

Quote from: Giga on 2009-08-08 17:00:23

A:you Ask a stuped quest and someone STUPEDLY awser it

Q: What makes the quoted answer incorrect?

HINT: Check this post.

Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-08-08 16:53:33

A: A wish related to a combination between tin foil and an elastic band.
Q: What is the subject of this post?

Minim · « **Reply #101 on:** August 09, 2009, 09:58:36 PM »

A: A true question.

Q: If an object is maple colored on one side and bottle colored in the middle, what's the color inside?

Dullstar · « **Reply #102 on:** August 10, 2009, 04:59:22 AM »

A: Some colour that cannot be seen by any known creature in the universe in any circumstances whatsoever. The mysterious colour known as: asdfawertqergbadfgaergtya aef

Q: How was this colour named?

Minim · « **Reply #103 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:38:25 AM »

A: By the Ancient Greeks:

Q: Was there snow somewhere?

namida · « **Reply #104 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:59:40 AM »

A: Yes, but only sometimes.

Q: Did the ancient greeks eat food?

Minim · « **Reply #105 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:11:01 AM »

A: Yes, especially Cherry Pie.

Q: If there is something called a spider plant, why isn't there such thing as a beetle plant?

namida · « **Reply #106 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:38:08 AM »

A: Because cat food isn't made from cats.

Q: How many bottles of coke does it take to change a lightbulb?

Minim · « **Reply #107 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:16:18 PM »

A: Five?

Q: How many mouse clicks do I do every day?

GigaLem · « **Reply #108 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:37:44 PM »

A:300 a day 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 YOUR WHOLE LIFE
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Q:How many minutes dose it take to ride your bike to school with square wheels

Dullstar · « **Reply #109 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:41:11 PM »

ꝏ

This sign is what?

Minim · « **Reply #110 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:53:54 PM »

A: A road sign from Tanzania

Q: What is the purpose of the meaning?

Dullstar · « **Reply #111 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:14:37 PM »

A: To get to infinity.

Q: If there is no question, then what is the question?

Minim · « **Reply #112 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:57:17 AM »

A:The question is the one listed below (P.S. it must be stupid like this one)

Q: If you mix a shopping bag with a tent, what do you get?

namida · « **Reply #113 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:24:30 PM »

A: A duck on wheels.

Q: How many wheels should a duck have, on average?

Minim · « **Reply #114 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:35:24 PM »

A: about 6. Each one for the claw of their flippers.

Q: Which is the odd one out? Monangle, Biangle, Triangle, Quadrangle.

namida · « **Reply #115 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:36:21 PM »

A: Quintrangle.

Q: What is the answer to this question?

Minim · « **Reply #116 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:51:08 PM »

A: Here!

Q: Why do I have a creaky floor?

Dullstar · « **Reply #117 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:28:02 PM »

A: You asked for it.

Q: How many icons are on my desktop?

GigaLem · « **Reply #118 on:** August 13, 2009, 04:13:54 AM »

A: 37⁹
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Q:Witch one is diffrantlem lem lem lem lem lem len lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem lem

Btw Some didn't answer my last question

namida · « **Reply #119 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:55:40 AM »

A: The 6th one. Which is stupid, because this means my hints lied to me.

Q: What do you get if you multiply a spanish priest by a pair of binoculars?

Minim · « **Reply #120 on:** August 14, 2009, 09:28:44 AM »

A: A Spanish omelette sandwich

Q: How cold is a boiled ice cube?

namida · « **Reply #121 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:07:14 PM »

A: At the very least, 100 degrees. Below this, it isn't boiling. Unless you're one of those people who uses farenheit, in which case, 77.339 degrees, because also the boiling point of water is different in Soviet America.

Q: Why is the boiling point of water different in Soviet America?

Minim · « **Reply #122 on:** August 14, 2009, 07:40:26 PM »

A: Because Soviet America made a brand new substance and called it water

Q: I landed something in a plant pot. What happened?

Dullstar · « **Reply #123 on:** August 15, 2009, 01:15:39 AM »

Giga, your question was answered, with the infinity sign.

A: The plant ran away.

Q: Where did it run off to?

Minim · « **Reply #124 on:** August 15, 2009, 08:13:30 AM »

A: A place where it stayed there

Q: Why do acid lemmings have green bodies?

namida · « **Reply #125 on:** August 15, 2009, 09:34:17 AM »

A: Because they feel sick from too much acid, duh.

Q: How many lemmings does it take to change a lightbulb?

Dullstar · « **Reply #126 on:** August 16, 2009, 05:10:05 AM »

A: A more appropriate question is "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?

EDIT: Changed wording to be consistent with previous question.

namida · « **Reply #127 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:05:35 PM »

A: Your mom LOL.

Q: Why wasn't that funny?

Minim · « **Reply #128 on:** August 16, 2009, 06:40:25 PM »

A: Because you forgot your joke from yesterday

Q: Why do deodorants smell?

Dullstar · « **Reply #129 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:39:58 AM »

A: They have invisible noses.

Q: What is the answer to this question?

namida · « **Reply #130 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:54:49 AM »

A: Forty-two.

Q: What isn't the answer to this question?

Minim · « **Reply #131 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:04:12 PM »

A: Fourty-two

Q: How much cotton wool can fit inside a speaker?

namida · « **Reply #132 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:00:53 PM »

A: Some. But not that much. Just some.

Q: What ONE skill is missing: Climber, Floater, Blocker, Bomber, Builder, Basher, Miner, Digger.

Pooty · « **Reply #133 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »

A: Turner.

Q: How much is that Lemming in the window?

Dullstar · « **Reply #134 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:03:28 PM »

A: The combined value of a million of every currency known to mankind!

Q: What is asd;l'kfjaes goijhgsf;bojadh;fgkljads ;lfjahwtpj qn;vakjdsfgads;lkj fkljighe43jihter?

namida · « **Reply #135 on:** August 18, 2009, 06:43:56 AM »

A: An ASCII art image of Rick Astley as viewed by a person who's drunk too much and has 38 STDs on Fridays (but only 17 on other days).

Q: Did that make cents?

Minim · « **Reply #136 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:03:36 AM »

A: I'm back!

Q: What did I miss?

namida · « **Reply #137 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:01:36 AM »

A: Nothing, but you lost the game.

Q: When is a beer not a beer?

Pooty · « **Reply #138 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:08:16 PM »

A: When it's still in the glass.

Q: How many cans of lager does it take to change a lemming?

Minim · « **Reply #139 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:21:54 PM »

Quote from: Pooty on 2009-08-17 11:27:18

A: Turner.

Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

OK. Return to the quiz

A: Minus one. Cuz lagerz dont werk

Q: What letters are in the betabet?

Pooty · « **Reply #140 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: minimac94 on 2009-08-20 11:21:54

Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

But Nuker was what I was trying to avoid saying, because I felt it was too obvious. Then I remembered 3D Lemmings.

Oh well, let's forget about that.

A: uɯoןdʞbɾɹısɥʇƃnɟʌǝʍpxɔʎqzɐ

Q: What's that thing doing in my pea soup?

Dullstar · « **Reply #141 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:04:56 AM »

A: Being in your pea soup, that's what!

Q: What is wrong with this question?

namida · « **Reply #142 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:11:05 AM »

A: The answer is wrong.

Q: How big is Barack Obama's snake? And by that, I mean the actual pet snake he owns.

Pooty · « **Reply #143 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:18:03 PM »

A: Slightly larger than the Bush it devoured.

Q: What 'Q' R U?

Dullstar · « **Reply #144 on:** August 22, 2009, 12:32:50 AM »

A: Some random species...

Q:

<-- You aren't expected to understand that.

namida · « **Reply #145 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:07:59 AM »

A: Dingoes.

Q: XKCD?

Dullstar · « **Reply #146 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:49:20 AM »

A: Awesome webcomic.

Q: Syntax error!

namida · « **Reply #147 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:13:57 AM »

A: Is that a question?

Q: 5 / 0 = ?

Dullstar · « **Reply #148 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:11:50 PM »

A: Yet another syntax error, just because I said so!

Q: BSOD or Kernel Panics?

GigaLem · « **Reply #149 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:02:31 PM »

A:nuking jiffy pop in the micorwave
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Q:Would you explode egg'ws in the micorwave
or a diet soda fountain in your house

Dullstar · « **Reply #150 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:33:28 AM »

A: Make grammatical error stew.

Q: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Minim · « **Reply #151 on:** August 25, 2009, 09:08:03 PM »

(150th post on this topic!)

A: A sensible answer which means something

Q: In what way do eggs behave similar to lemmings?

Pooty · « **Reply #152 on:** August 25, 2009, 09:13:04 PM »

A: They explode in a microwave.

Q: How many men live in No Man's Land?

namida · « **Reply #153 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:09:18 AM »

A: One, his name is No.

Q: Who farted?

Dullstar · « **Reply #154 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:54:47 AM »

A: According to your post in Good thing of the Day, you.

Q: Am I up late?

GigaLem · « **Reply #155 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:18:52 AM »

A:Yes becuase that was a great party last night
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Q:Anybody SUPER sticous?

Minim · « **Reply #156 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:30:01 AM »

A: Did u meen "Anybody for SUPER stickers?

Q: If witch-hazel is good for you, why is itch-hazel bad for you?

namida · « **Reply #157 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »

A: Because it's not bi*CONNECTION DIES*

Q: Did you just lose the game?

Pooty · « **Reply #158 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:04:51 PM »

A: Yes, I have just lost the game.

Q: What is the answer to namida's riddle?

namida · « **Reply #159 on:** August 31, 2009, 05:52:28 AM »

A: The game.

Q: Who are all your base is belong to?

Fernito · « **Reply #160 on:** August 31, 2009, 05:57:52 AM »

Quote from: namida on 2009-08-30 23:52:28

A: The game.
Q: Who are all your base is belong to?

A: Us

Q: Who are you?

Dullstar · « **Reply #161 on:** September 01, 2009, 10:31:29 PM »

Q: Someone staring at a computer screen.

A: Am I using a new keyboard or a really old keyboard, or in between?

GigaLem · « **Reply #162 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:44:14 AM »

A: (deep voice)A KEYBORD FROM THE FUTURE! *ECHOS*
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Q:If Spongebob was made out of cheese and hes in the oven what whould you do?

Minim · « **Reply #163 on:** September 02, 2009, 07:16:40 AM »

A: Because I like grilled cheese I would take him out of the oven, onto the grill and eat him inside a sandwich for lunch.

Q: Is that because I like SpongeBob?

namida · « **Reply #164 on:** September 02, 2009, 09:13:01 AM »

A: No, it's because you're a plank of wood!

Q: Why is minimac94 a plank of wood?

Minim · « **Reply #165 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:20:38 AM »

A: Because the plank of wood is an expression for somebody being teased.

Q: In what other ways do eggs behave similar to lemmings?

namida · « **Reply #166 on:** September 05, 2009, 03:10:10 PM »

A: They explode.

Q: What is your opinion of cheese rolls?

Minim · « **Reply #167 on:** September 05, 2009, 03:27:05 PM »

A: Mice eat them without the roll.

Q: What name dos God scream when he stubs his toe?

namida · « **Reply #168 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:51:42 PM »

A: The same one that Santa, the tooth fairy, and so on, would scream.

Q: How is your mother?

Dullstar · « **Reply #169 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:22:42 PM »

A: Fine.

Q: There's a mouse in my house! What kind?

Fernito · « **Reply #170 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:53:43 AM »

Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-09-06 16:22:42

A: Fine.
Q: There's a mouse in my house! What kind?

A computer mouse, unless you're browsing the internet just with a keyboard.

Q: If two plus two is asdf, then two times two is?

Pooty · « **Reply #171 on:** September 07, 2009, 08:49:59 AM »

A: asdf, because 2+2 = 2x2.

Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?

Dullstar · « **Reply #172 on:** September 07, 2009, 04:56:34 PM »

A: Tomato

Q: Or would it be? What are your thoughts?

Quote from: Pooty on 2009-09-07 02:49:59

Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?

Minim · « **Reply #173 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:33:50 PM »

A: Beans, Cos beanz meanz heinz

Q: If you drink holy water and take a whiz on a vampire, will you kill him?

Dullstar · « **Reply #174 on:** September 07, 2009, 09:24:44 PM »

A: Yes.

Q: ...Or does it just mean the subject line messes up?

I fixed the subject line though, it looked weird in the posts thing.

namida · « **Reply #175 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:53:29 PM »

A: It can mean that, but that doesn't mean it will. It decides at the time whether or not it wants to mean that, and has the free will to perform either way.

Q: Are you like a boss?

Proxima · « **Reply #176 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:34:56 PM »

A: I am a boss (namely Proxima from Iji).

Q: How many roads must a lemming walk down?

Minim · « **Reply #177 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:23:00 PM »

A: 83.

Q: We are getting close to something. What is it?

Dullstar · « **Reply #178 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:39:44 PM »

According to my watch, 3:40 PM.

And how many seconds?

GigaLem · « **Reply #179 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:14:55 PM »

A:240000

Q:Lemmings+EEnE sounds+objects=?

One day i looked at the fourms on the WII

Dullstar · « **Reply #180 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:30:04 PM »

A: Gibberish in the snow.

Q: What's EEnE?

Pooty · « **Reply #181 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:51:03 AM »

A: Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.

Q: DEAD+BEE=?

Dullstar · « **Reply #182 on:** November 02, 2009, 01:28:07 AM »

A: Soon to be the little insect that was annoying you five minutes ago.

Q: KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRTbuntu?

Liebatron · « **Reply #183 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:26:00 PM »

A: No thanks, I prefer Croissants to KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRT buns.

Q: When are the gnomes?

GigaLem · « **Reply #184 on:** January 22, 2010, 03:42:18 AM »

A:STOP STARING AT ME

Q:World ends 2012 or [size=9]5MILLON YEAR LATER![/size]

GuyPerfect · « **Reply #185 on:** January 25, 2010, 04:43:23 AM »

A: Is that a question?

Q: Do brown cows make chocolate milk?

Pooty · « **Reply #186 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:31:12 PM »

A: Of course! Brown cows are made of chocolate!

Q: Did you take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus?

GigaLem · « **Reply #187 on:** January 26, 2010, 12:23:16 AM »

A:What?!

Q:Where should that arrow be pointing on a im with stupid shirt

Liebatron · « **Reply #188 on:** February 01, 2010, 12:52:27 AM »

A: To the West, haven't you heard that song before?

Q: How are a Raven and a Writing desk both similar to Admiral Horatio Nelson?

Dullstar · « **Reply #189 on:** February 02, 2010, 03:00:46 AM »

None of them ate speakers every night for dinner as far as the general public knows.

What if they did???

asbaarle · « **Reply #190 on:** May 07, 2010, 03:51:09 PM »

A: Fiddlesticks!
Q: Why are there so many Tuba players in phone booths these days?

Liebatron · « **Reply #191 on:** June 14, 2010, 09:24:09 PM »

Answer: It's the only place soundproofed enough that they can practice without disturbing the peace.

Question: Why does tautology exist?

Dullstar · « **Reply #192 on:** June 17, 2010, 04:31:47 AM »

A: Because everyone DIED.

Q: Why did everyone die?

Clam · « **Reply #193 on:** June 17, 2010, 12:13:51 PM »

A: Calendar was two and a half years out.
Q: Does sense none this why make?

Burned · « **Reply #194 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:44:06 PM »

A: Not at all. tihs qotseuin is so cfnosunig, and so is tihs aenswr. It is so wierd.

(Not at all, this question is so confusing, and so is this answer. It is so weird).

Q: How do you paint the whole world red?

GigaLem · « **Reply #195 on:** June 21, 2010, 03:58:47 AM »

A:Send out all of the airplains in the world And tell them to drop all the paint

Q:What does namida do on his day off

Minim · « **Reply #196 on:** March 15, 2013, 08:04:24 AM »

(I in the UK are celebrating Red Nose Day today, so let's humour things up by playing this old game)

A: He decides to play croquet.

Q: Why are raincoats not made of wood?

Clam · « **Reply #197 on:** March 15, 2013, 08:25:00 AM »

A: Because it obviously wooden work. *groan*
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Q: Why did it take 998 days to answer the previous question?

Luis · « **Reply #198 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:17:23 AM »

A. The thread was sucked into a blackhole and it found it's way back 998 days later.

Q. Why Lemmings keep falling into another entrance to a dungeon, after going through an exit?

Minim · « **Reply #199 on:** March 15, 2013, 05:07:35 PM »

A: Because they decided to get lost, those poor creatures

Q: Why don't Lemmings eat tofu?